Wee Tanks!

Wee Tanks!

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My problems with this game
I wrote a large review on all of the things I hate. But I am going to list more. I despise this game.

Some of enemies need balancing. (Example: The purple tank is nearly unkillable but something like the russet tank seems pretty easy from where its introduced.)

I can't play workshop campaigns...at all. It kicks me to the menu.

A shiny tank can spawn on the menu screen...which worries me after I searched 4 weeks for one.

Dying to the king tank is an enormous setback to the pre-battle

The cruise tank won't unlock even though I have killed like 25 of them (The wee tanks wiki says you need to kill one to unlock it in the map editor)

Electro tanks teleporting in front of me while I'm focused on another tank

Ai companion

Builder mode has a 24 HOUR COOLDOWN. WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥.
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Chook  [developer] Jan 2, 2023 @ 3:54am 
Hey Novice,

Sad to hear you despise the game.

Let me give response on your points:

- Regarding balancing, we are always open to balancing feedback on the discord, things like changing tank speeds, AI behavior etc... feel free to suggest changes.

- Playing workshop campaigns seems to be a bit glitchy indeed, it will be fixed in the next official version.

- Shiny tanks should not be able to spawn on the main menu, they used to, many version back, but not anymore. (What version was this on?)

- Yes dying to king tank is a big setback, but it's the final boss, which is meant to be.. not easy.

- The error about cruise tanks is fixed on the wiki, you need to complete True Run to unlock it.

- Electro tanks... yep that's just how they are. We maybe could increase the minimum distance it can spawn near you.

- The cooldown is so that builder mode is only used for building, not for switching between the modes profiting from both perks. Maybe we could decrease/remove the cooldown in the future.

Thank you for the feedback! If you have any more suggestions/feedback, feel free to leave them here or on Discord.
Novice_Rifleman Jan 15, 2023 @ 3:50pm 
Originally posted by King Chook IV:
Hey Novice,

Sad to hear you despise the game.

Let me give response on your points:

- Regarding balancing, we are always open to balancing feedback on the discord, things like changing tank speeds, AI behavior etc... feel free to suggest changes.

- Playing workshop campaigns seems to be a bit glitchy indeed, it will be fixed in the next official version.

- Shiny tanks should not be able to spawn on the main menu, they used to, many version back, but not anymore. (What version was this on?)

- Yes dying to king tank is a big setback, but it's the final boss, which is meant to be.. not easy.

- The error about cruise tanks is fixed on the wiki, you need to complete True Run to unlock it.

- Electro tanks... yep that's just how they are. We maybe could increase the minimum distance it can spawn near you.

- The cooldown is so that builder mode is only used for building, not for switching between the modes profiting from both perks. Maybe we could decrease/remove the cooldown in the future.

Thank you for the feedback! If you have any more suggestions/feedback, feel free to leave them here or on Discord.


January 15th, 2022) A few more points I would like to make:

I failed mission 99 on adult mode because a cherry tank was summoned and the commando boosted in front of it as a meat shield. what

The difficulty of achievements are...kind of odd. Indiana Jones, boom mode, marathon, etc.

What's the point of an Ai companion if all it does is place mines in the WORST area and boost into a wall when going to revive you

The rocket king is a bit fast for its size... (see for yourself Chooky)

Don't get me started on how much I hate purple tanks

The white tanks fire rate is very slow compared to the original wii play, but please don't buff anything besides it fire rate

The only double-barreled tank is the king tank (Excluding first ever rocket king). Its not really a hated thing I just think its odd.

Workshop items still seem wonky

The player boost is really weak. It at least does something but you don't go too fast, especially compared to a commando or cruise


I'm going to have a mental breakdown on mission 99 adult mode. 1 away from the final boss. ITS NOT EVEN THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COMMANDO, IT THE TANKS THAT GET SUMMONED. I DIED TWICE TO A CHERRY AND A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BROWN. I HATE THIS MISSION.



ON THE POSITIVE NOTE: some ideas I brainstormed:

A funny cheatcode that boosts shiny to 1/100 and super shiny to 1/1060: "8000encounterslater"

More achievements for killing a certain tank or # of tanks, rewarding you with enemy skins

All tanks will wear hats and stuff on certain holidays

Special days will give you tankey town discounts to get items for less marbles
Last edited by Novice_Rifleman; Jan 18, 2023 @ 2:05pm
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