Elf Sex Farm is the result of an interesting idea, but is poorly executed. The characters and scenery are literally cardboard cutouts. The tutorials in this game are underwhelming and add to the confusion on how to control the game. The sex scenes have no animation, and the story is uninspired. The overall design and aesthetics is lacklustre.

A missed chance, because Harvest Moon with the added bonus of sex sounds like a great idea.

Look, if you came for the sex, forget it. The images are static and there is no animation. You will end up seeing the same images over and over. There is an excessive amount of dialogue (but thankfully you can skip it). It is not intuitive in the least bit but you can figure things out through trial and error. Once you get the hang of how things work....it can be fun. IF you can catch this one sale, it does have some charm as a farming simulator. I played for almost two hours at first and was finally getting the hang of everything and I was murdered by wolves (for the 5th time). Games like harvest moon have zero combat. This has combat (but you really have to work at aiming your attacks). I would give this 3/5 as a farming simulator. 2/5 as a dating game. Overall, if you can pay half price, get it.

You can milk your elf wife then throw everything in your pockets on the ground and make her pick it up.

A low budget Don't starve that can having sex.

This game is too basic.

The game is simply way too basic. The mechanics have no depth, it's just as straightfoward as it could possibly get, and because of this the gameplay becomes a repetition cycle with no margin for other decisions.
Quests are all the same and extremely generic:
-Make X number of a specific food.
-Get Y number of coins.

The game has ZERO exploration. The map is a perfect square. Your house is on the middle and on the axis extremities there are buildings like "the commerce", "the forest".

It has no customizations. So far I haven't seen a single option to customize my character. He is just a bland dude with black shirt and emo hair.

No variety of any kind. There's 2 types of wild animals, rabbits you kill for food, wolves attack you but they drop fur; that's it.

H scenes are very bland and uninspiring. It's only worth if you've never seen any hentai ever, because it's the most vanilla ♥♥♥♥ I've seen in my whole life. All sex scenes resumes to average big titty anime girl taking taking the ♥♥♥♥ from different perspectives. There are some exceptions, but they're mostly mediocre.

Art is mediocre.

Music is probably stock audio, uninspiring as it can get.

Exceptionally obtuse instructions for equally unfun gameplay. Don't bother,

So... It's basically Don't Starve with a handful of 18+ images. The gameplay is not riveting, mostly just grinding for resources to earn 2D images with poorly synced audio files. I missed the 2-hour refund window by trying find some value in this game, and kept going to find... disappointment.

You can probably buy both Workplace- and Village Rhapsody for this price, get a better Stardewy experience with semi-palatable storytelling, easier-to-follow level designs, animations, and a PAUSE button. For a time-sensitive game, you cannot pause Elf Farm, unless you consider [saving and] exiting to the main menu every time.

P.S. The majority of the H-content is with the original light blue-haired one. All of the grinding and unlocking is for her ONLY; There is no variety made to the rest of the characters, so hopefully you like your main.

nice farming game kinda like stardew valley except cheaper. I swear it was just for the farming and not the elf breeding I dont even masturbate

quite frankly, not enough variation in the sex front. same angle. same sounds. same base image. Spice it up would ya? would it kill you to add a few more images throughout each scene????

unpolished survival farmville with tits. if you're looking for an H game dont bother. if you're looking for a farming sim with starcraft 1 user interface then still dont buy it cause its too expensive for what it is.

pros: the girls you have on your farm are sort of helpful if you buy like 10 of them. its pretty warped.

cons: very unintuitive. poor graphics. no one picks up the dang milk. they eat too much. you cant make your own seeds so you have to keep buying them. no hotkeys like dont starve. right clicking on tools does not equip them. there is no automatic pawn milking so you have to manually milk each girl like 4 times a day. the combat feels like having a thumb war with chop stick. there's never enough water. you cant set detailed orders for the pawns.

overall its a pretty hard no.