Persona 5 Royal

Persona 5 Royal

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HulaGirl86 Aug 2, 2024 @ 9:50am
Wait for Haru before choosing a relationship
Look I get it.
Unlike P4 where Chie is the only correct choice as best girl, P5 has nothing but best girls who have rich complex personalities.

I got too exciteded and I too chose Doctor Takemi too quickly.
Of course the moment you meet a big tiddy goth girl who will give a child drugs is an obvious winner.... Right?

Well, you will be heart broken once you have to turn down Haru because she appears super late in the game.
- Haru is the only girl who cries after being friend zoned. You will feel bad. It is your fault. You should have waited.
- She gets forced into a confession by the company board director after being saved from some crappy arranged marraige because its so obvious she has feelings for you.
- She is the sweetest and most considerate out of all the girls.
- She has dat sugar mommy money UwU
- Fluffy
- Only time she was mean to you was cause she was Ride or Die defending your cat and saved your cats life, so you deserved it.
- Only option that has the money to go to college near you after graduating. You don't just wanna abandon your GF now... DO YOU?
- Would rather her dad be dead than you be upset
- Will crush your chocolates like a boss alpha chad if you harem her on valentines
- Wants to get in the Kitchen and make you a sammich with a cup of coffee
- Farms LIKE A BOSS!
- Uses an axe IRL and in the metaverse

She is mommy GF and then some. She has the worse problems happening of all the love interests and somehow makes NOTHING about her. The only thing she wants in life (besides to treat her companies workers better and make a coffee shop with a vertically integrated coffee bean supply chain) is your love.

You will feel horrible for denying her reasonable request.
Just wait.
The other girls will seem like they are worth it.
If Haru wasn't there... maybe they would be.
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Dadpool Aug 2, 2024 @ 9:53am 
Haru is the only normal one, minus the part about elephant dung.
HulaGirl86 Aug 2, 2024 @ 10:06am 
Originally posted by Superguy78:
Haru is the only normal one, minus the part about elephant dung.
that coffee is real and considered a delacacy
I always thought it was from a specific cat poop thought
https://search.brave.com/search?q=coffee%20from%20poop

Either way, you deserved it for not taking better care of your cat.
RaalzFox Aug 2, 2024 @ 1:43pm 
I personally picked Ohya (the news reporter).
HulaGirl86 Aug 2, 2024 @ 2:25pm 
Originally posted by RaalzFox:
I personally picked Ohya (the news reporter).
I respect this decision.
I too needed a drink buddy over 21 who could buy me alcohol when I was 16.
The fact your drinking buddy also lets you have sex with her instead of paying money for alcohol is honestly very considerate.

After all, who can afford alcohol on a part time job as a teenager?
Having unprotected sex with a 30 something for booze is a serious act of charity.

As a Dr. Takemi enjoyer I was doing the same thing for drugs. Sure, technically she is older than my teacher if you add up medical school, but atleast I didn't have to do gay stuff to score drugs from big tiddy goth gf.

However Haru has so much money she can not only purchase you all the illicit drugs and alcohol you could want, she could bribe the cops and pay for your legal defense.
Then she would mommy gf serve you your drugs and alcohol so you tell her that you love her.

She would even grow and manufacture what ever drugs you wanted in her special garden with love and care. She would gladly ferment any alcohol you want.

So Haru is still best choice, but I learned this far too late.

However I fully respect you decision of becoming an underage prostitute for illicit substances.
Last edited by HulaGirl86; Aug 2, 2024 @ 8:46pm
King Of Lolis Aug 2, 2024 @ 6:43pm 
Twin wardens ftw
too bad i was lazy to fuse personas for them so i went with the maid teacher cuz damn shes got best r34 stuff
andrehide Aug 2, 2024 @ 6:45pm 
I think it's funnier if you get relationships with all the girls. You lose some chocolates for NG+ but they aren't really useful anyway. The scene when they all get angry is really worth it.
HulaGirl86 Aug 2, 2024 @ 8:26pm 
Originally posted by andrehide:
I think it's funnier if you get relationships with all the girls. You lose some chocolates for NG+ but they aren't really useful anyway. The scene when they all get angry is really worth it.
I don't get what they are so mad about.
I am saving the world and you stupid sluts can't line dat azz up in a row and let me smash!



Originally posted by King Of Lolis:
Twin wardens ftw
:pandashocked:
An un acceptable choice
Originally posted by King Of Lolis:
too bad i was lazy to fuse personas for them so i went with the maid teacher cuz damn shes got best r34 stuff
An acceptable choice.
There is nothing more special than a 16 year old paying a sex worker maid 5,000 yen (about $50) for her to come over and put her hands all over him.
Women are property and he is not only being taught the value of capitalism, he is slamming that teacher poonyeeti and learning how to take a girl his age to POUNDTOWN on a ♥♥♥♥ TRUCK.

I for one am glad to see that after a scandal of a teacher sexually abusing his students Becky continues the tradition but in the sexy way that the criminal justice system gives lower sentences for!

Very empowering! Women can do anything a man can do!
Tsumugi Aug 2, 2024 @ 10:49pm 
Originally posted by RaalzFox:
I personally picked Ohya (the news reporter).
Hell yeah, Ohya is awesome.
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Date Posted: Aug 2, 2024 @ 9:50am
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