your black jack game is coded so poorly, how is anyoen actually supposed to win?

[TemmieNeko]

I thought, oh the joke is you lose, and thats how you advance.
but NOPE!
you just HAVE to get 5k?
like.... idk who tested this, but your choice of stand and hit almost never maters.
most hands you arte destined to lose withouut even playing.

this isnt funny, or fun.
it's just BAD.

[Safe Sleazy Bachelor]

oh really? In my play through I didn't have an issue. Guess you gotta go watch 21 and then come back

[TemmieNeko]

Originally posted by KELP:

oh really? In my play through I didn't have an issue. Guess you gotta go watch 21 and then come back

yeah watching.. a movie? I assume you mean.
is gonna help how this is tilted against you to make you lose lol?

in every hand i lost, it didn't matter if I stood, or hit.
when i stand, i don't get enough
and when i hit i bust, or the dealer has more.

dealer never had to hit unless they had an Ace.
literally wins every hand by just flipping over the only cvard they had.
you cannot double down
you cannot split.
there's no 7 card 21 here.

this is a poor man's BJ, and IM glad you beat it.
this game isn't very fun, well made, or entertaining - and I'm not struggling with poorly coded blackjack to advance one more room to just do more of these not-funny, not-clever, and not fun " puzzles "

i thought it owuld have something to do with Harvester, seeing as thats a very popular FMV game Jerma played.
but it's a run-of-the-mill point and click game.

[Toss It Tom]

Hi, sorry you didn't like the game, it's not for everyone! Not sure I understand what you mean by "poorly coded blackjack." I agree, there's no splitting or doubling down, which is a good idea! Other than that, it's a game of chance. Sounds like you were pretty unlucky! Anyway, thanks for the feedback.

If you'd like to get past the blackjack, you can save between every win and reload after every loss so you never lose money!

[Costco Executive Member]

I mean there's a guy who won a million in this "badly coded" blackjack game, go check screenshots if you don't believe me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[TemmieNeko]

Originally posted by 14hourlunchbreak:

Hi, sorry you didn't like the game, it's not for everyone! Not sure I understand what you mean by "poorly coded blackjack." I agree, there's no splitting or doubling down, which is a good idea! Other than that, it's a game of chance. Sounds like you were pretty unlucky! Anyway, thanks for the feedback.

If you'd like to get past the blackjack, you can save between every win and reload after every loss so you never lose money!

i thought of it, but the tedium is insulting, lol.
i am not a fan of RNG . and black jack ain't supposed ot be RNG.

to be honest, i thought you were setting up a joke where you keep losing, and going to mr green for money. and then he throws up on you or somehting.
idk.

scripted loss wouldve fit the bill for Jerma, as he always ends up losing all his winnings anyways.

[TemmieNeko]

Originally posted by Sibe:

I mean there's a guy who won a million in this "badly coded" blackjack game, go check screenshots if you don't believe me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

the dev quite literally just said its rng, and im sorry but cheat engine'ing your way to a million to " brag " on steam is pretty pathetic.
if you start with 1k, and bet 1k, you get 2k, then 2k to win to get 4k, it would take roughly 500 SUCCESSIVE WINS to get 1 mil lol.


i'd liek to see a VIDEO of this, a screenshot can be edited, and also I thnk it's a pile of lies?

[Toss It Tom]

Blackjack is entirely RNG, it's literally a random deck of cards that's shuffled before you play. Either way, thanks for giving it a try!

[Safe Sleazy Bachelor]

Originally posted by TemmieNeko:

Originally posted by Sibe:

I mean there's a guy who won a million in this "badly coded" blackjack game, go check screenshots if you don't believe me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

the dev quite literally just said its rng, and im sorry but cheat engine'ing your way to a million to " brag " on steam is pretty pathetic.
if you start with 1k, and bet 1k, you get 2k, then 2k to win to get 4k, it would take roughly 500 SUCCESSIVE WINS to get 1 mil lol.


i'd liek to see a VIDEO of this, a screenshot can be edited, and also I thnk it's a pile of lies?

1000, 2000, 4000, 8000, 16000, 32000, 64000, 128000, 256000, 512000, 1024000

that doesn't seem like 500 to me, but okay lol

[TemmieNeko]

Originally posted by 14hourlunchbreak:

Blackjack is entirely RNG, it's literally a random deck of cards that's shuffled before you play. Either way, thanks for giving it a try!

that's a no from me , dawg.
you can use RNG to simulate hands, and specialty situations.. but you can determine with a high probability the chances of what cards you get, the dealer has, and what play to make consistently.
you cannot " read cards " bc in a casino they use sealed decks on every new hand. and oftentime use multiple decks to ensure just that - but if BJ was RNG, then literally nobody in the world could be professionasl at it lol.

that's liek saying you're professional bouncey house player.
or youre the best at roulette.

[TemmieNeko]

Originally posted by KELP:

Originally posted by TemmieNeko:

the dev quite literally just said its rng, and im sorry but cheat engine'ing your way to a million to " brag " on steam is pretty pathetic.
if you start with 1k, and bet 1k, you get 2k, then 2k to win to get 4k, it would take roughly 500 SUCCESSIVE WINS to get 1 mil lol.


i'd liek to see a VIDEO of this, a screenshot can be edited, and also I thnk it's a pile of lies?

1000, 2000, 4000, 8000, 16000, 32000, 64000, 128000, 256000, 512000, 1024000

that doesn't seem like 500 to me, but okay lol

again i'd liek to see someone win every single hand.
in a row.

[Toss It Tom]

Originally posted by TemmieNeko:

you cannot " read cards " bc in a casino they use sealed decks on every new hand

You've just described how blackjack works in this game. It shuffles a full deck of cards every time you play, so counting cards is impossible. I'm sorry you didn't like the game, but I don't think this is a productive conversation at this point.