This "game" is a competition to see who has the most mental deficiencies. The players clearly have some type of serious motor dysfunction, maybe some sort of intelligence deficiency as well. Each different player has a different mental disorder or motor issue, and the referee probably has paranoia or anxiety because he calls a foul for every slight physical contact between two opposing players. The ball seems to be made of steel, and most players seems to have PTSD related to it, because they avoid it and seemingly have a panic attack whenever the ball gets close to them. The commentators seem to be completely unaware that there's a football match going on, and the crowd seems to be in a constant state of delirium given that they'll cheer at random times for seemingly no reason at all.

This "game" runs awful, plays awful, and crashes whenever it feels like crashing. It is hard to make a game that's worse than catching a STD but here you have it, this is just a simulation of football if it was played by people with Parkinson's Disease, and it's not funny, it's depressing. The existence of this game is one of the most tragic events of this century.

I hate this sorry ass pay to win pathetic attempt of a "football game". F*ck you lazy ass Konami.

I Miss the old PES