This forum is more hilarious than 4chan has been for nearly 10 past years

[Shanker]

I mean, look around.
How did we get here?

We have:

• a software engineer that was baited into an analysis of the broken A-life no one cares about
  
• Louisiana meth Thanos lawsuit sleeper agent clown (they actually refer to themselves as Thanos in-thread)
  
• r/wallstreetbets financial analysts that calculate if the game failed or not (with no data, of course)
  
• Refund announcer andies
  
• Schizofans who lash out at slightest sign of disagreement like psy-dogs
  
• Conspiracy andies
  
• Normal people who just want to play the game
  
• Representation[web.archive.org] bait andies

It's as if an insane asylum got optic fiber line installed and handed everyone free laptops.
It is beautiful, and I'm glad that I am here today and can experience this myself.

The only thing we're missing is schizo furrification and animefication posters, and then the asylum will be complete.

[Stalker2010]

What do you mean no one cares about A-Life, everyone is talking about it.

[Shanker]

Originally posted by Stalker2010:

What do you mean no one cares about A-Life, everyone is talking about it.

Nobody who plays the game actually cares about A-life because the game is too broken right now for it.

Also, whenever it's in the game or not is not really relevant when the devs stated that it's broken anyway.

I don't mean that it's not an important feature, just that it's silly to care about something that does not functionally affect gameplay right now.

[Stalker2010]

Originally posted by Shanker:

Originally posted by Stalker2010:

What do you mean no one cares about A-Life, everyone is talking about it.

Nobody who plays the game actually cares about A-life because the game is too broken right now for it.

Also, whenever it's in the game or not is not really relevant when the devs stated that it's broken anyway.

I don't mean that it's not an important feature, just that it's silly to care about something that does not functionally affect gameplay right now.

Oh okay good point. Yeah getting this to work right is everyone's problem now.

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Originally posted by karhu:

You forgot the linquistics specialist redditors who think there's a typo in Chornobyl.

ahh yeah when linguine replaces the brain matter not realizing that it's a noodle.