-pros:
you play as a rat

-cons:
you're in New York

I cried countless times playing this... this masterpiece. The entire time, I wept silently, in awe at the power of what I was witnessing. Even now, as I write this, I am tearing up a little bit. "New York Rat Simulator" is, and always will be, a masterpiece above all others. It's unbelievable that it was created by mere mortals. I cannot convince myself that this game has not been lovingly crafted by God himself, touched by his divine influence. My sympathy for those who have not played it is... endless, to put it simply. They will never know true joy, and I pity them greatly for that. Of course, they could just play it and achieve enlightenment, but I truly think that those untouched by its beauty will be incinerated on contact with its glorious physical case, its perfect cartridge. The raw power emanating from its physical form is far too much for a non-believer. I pity them. I pity them for the fact that they will never know the experience of playing "New York Rat Simulator" , released on November 13th, A.D. 2021. When I first made contact with the item, I was immediately and forcefully thrust from my corporeal form, and placed in front of a counsel of celestial beings, all of whom having complete control over the universe itself. After testifying to them, and expressing my desire to play the game, they allowed me to live, and I am now a changed man. I owe my life to "New York Rat Simulator." I feel this is a necessity for all human beings, more than water, more than food or shelter. “New York Rat Simulator” is not a game, but an experience for hopefully all to enjoy at one point in time. When you die, “New York Rat Simulator” is the first thing you see in heaven, giving a warm welcome to eternal greatness. This beautiful creation has been my reason of creation and reason of living. To think that “New York Rat Simulator” is available on Steam is unbelievable. An immediate enlightenment for a measly three United States Dollars. This item, no, blessing has more power than any other force on Earth, even the Universe combined. I’m convinced “New York Rat Simulator” can end world hunger, dictatorship, and any other issue the world may have, the only question being, when do we make use of it’s amazing potential? I apologize for the long review, but I simply couldn't have expressed my feelings on this masterful work of art in anything less than what I have already written. Thank you for reading this review of the greatest piece of media ever created, and remember, im walkin here,

I clipped out of existence and ran to the forest after growing to the size of a small child, killing several dozen men, and snarling traffic across the city. I am free. But now I have no pizza and am unable to return to the city. Am I really free? This game really makes you think.

am rat :)

im rat

im the giant rat that makes all of the rules

Rat

I'll be honest, before i was given this game, i did not know the joys of life. I was a sad, pathetic human that did nothing good for humanity or myself. But once i had been gifted this god given game, things became brighter. Not only was I a new york rat going through the world, destroying cars, eating pizza and becoming a giant, my life started looking up in other ways too. My wife came back, loving me as if nothing had changed, my kids started calling me father again, i had gotten a promotion at work, my friends started inviting me out and my dog was no longer missing. I am proud to say that New York Rat simulator changed my life in ways no one could, and for that, i thank it. Please, if you have the money, buy this game and your life will start turning into this wonderful rat filled land.

rat

This game really makes me feel like a rat in New York