i played this like a million years ago but it was good i liked it

My friend I play with said that if I post a review about the game and it gets 200 likes and 100 rewards, he'll buy me a bag of chips and a RTX 4090. So I'll leave this here.

It sure does feel like a game from 2009

PSA: 🚨 BEFORE YOU TAKE THE PLUNGE, LISTEN UP! 🚨

BE ADVISED, FELLOW GAMERS: CONSIDER STRAPPING YOURSELF INTO THE REMASTERED VERSION OF AaAaAA!!! - A Reckless Disregard for Gravity 🌟. IT'S LIKE THE ORIGINAL, BUT WITH MORE GLITZ, GLAM, AND GAME-CHANGING IMPROVEMENTS!

> Be me, a daredevil gamer with a thirst for the adrenaline rush 🎮

> Takes the leap of faith and plunges headfirst into the wild ride that is AaAaAA!!! - A Reckless Disregard for Gravity 🚀

> Dreams of gracefully soaring through the urban landscape like a majestic eagle 🦅, only to find myself careening towards the ground like a startled pigeon on steroids 🐦

> The controls, oh the controls, as reliable as a wet tissue in a hurricane 🌪️, I swear. Attempting to navigate the chaotic cityscape feels like trying to wrangle a tornado with chopsticks 🥢.

> Despite my valiant efforts to master the art of controlled descent, I found myself intimately acquainted with the pavement more times than I care to admit. It's like the game takes pleasure in watching me kiss the concrete with every misguided maneuver 💥.

> AaAaAA!!! frustration, indeed. It's akin to willingly subjecting oneself to a crash course in frustration management 😤. But hey, the sheer absurdity of the experience keeps me coming back for more punishment.

> Contemplating if my keyboard needs a parachute or perhaps a therapist after enduring the abuse hurled at it in the heat of the moment. Poor thing 🤕.

> Yet, amidst the chaos and the cacophony of my virtual freefall, there's an undeniable thrill that courses through my veins. Despite the countless nose-dives, I can't help but find myself grinning like a madman with each death-defying plunge 😆.

> Laughing harder than a hyena on helium, I'm convinced that the developers must have concocted this game in a fit of hysterical laughter themselves 🤣.

> Sure, I might need a crash helmet, a seatbelt, and a barf bag to survive this rollercoaster of emotions 🎢, but you know what? It's worth every heart-stopping moment. Because in the end, failing spectacularly has never felt so exhilarating. And isn't that what gaming is all about? 🌟

Usher featuring Pitbull - DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love

(Verse 1)
Yeah, man
So we back in the game
With our bodies flailing from side to side
Side, side to side, uh
Thank gravity, the fall is done
I feel like a pigeon gone back to the ledge
Back, back to the ledge
Hands up, uh
Yeah, suddenly we all got our hands up, uh
No control of my descent
Ain't I seen this floor before?
I think I remember that pavement, pavement, pavement
Pavement, pave-ment

(Chorus)
'Cause baby, tonight
The gravity got us plummeting again (plummeting again)
Yeah baby, tonight
The game got us falling, like, literally falling (falling again-gain)
So drop, drop like it's the last, last
Dive of your life, life, gon' get you bruised
'Cause baby, tonight
The game got us falling like we're pigeons (falling again-gain)

(Verse 2)
Keep DALE-ing like there's no tomorrow
There's just right now, now, now
Now, now-now, now
Gon' set the score on fire
Gonna crash this motherf- down, down, down
Down, down-down, down (come on)
Hands up, uh
When the gravity drops, we both put our hands up
Put your hands on your keyboard
Swear I've seen you plummet before
I think I remember those dives, dives, dives
Dives, dive-dives

(Chorus)
'Cause baby, tonight
The gravity got us plummeting again (plummeting again)
Yeah, baby tonight
The game got us falling like we're pigeons (falling again-gain)
So drop, drop like it's the last, last
Dive of your life, life, gon' get you bruised
'Cause baby, tonight
The game got us falling like we're pigeons (falling again-gain)

(Bridge)
Gamer, don't rage (oh)
Hear no game, or speak no game, or see no game
Get it baby? Hope you catch that like P-O
That's how we roll, my game is a movie, and you just play it
Mami got me twisted like a joystick
She don't wrestle, but I got her in a headlock
Yabba-dabba-doo, make her health drop, mami on fire, psh, red hot
Bada bing, bada boom, Mr. Game Over as I step in the room
I'm a gamer baby, but that you knew
And tonight it's just me and you

(Chorus)
'Cause baby, tonight (gamer)
The gravity got us plummeting again
(Mr. Game Over, yeah, yeah, let's respawn)
Yeah baby, tonight (yeah, man)
The game got us fallin' like, literally falling (respawn, leggo)
Fallin' like we're pigeons, oh-whoa
So drop, drop like it's the last, last
Dive of your life, life, gon' get you bruised
'Cause baby, tonight (come on, come on)
The game got us falling like we're pigeons (yeah)

(Outro)
Yeah baby, tonight
The game got us falling like we're pigeons (falling again-gain)
Hahaha
Yeah, thank you, gravity, haha

[Scene: Sabrina's house. Sabrina, Salem, Zelda, and Hilda are gathered around the computer, eager to play AaAaAA!!! - A Reckless Disregard for Gravity. The main cast of the Flintstones, Lil Jon, Pitbull, Usher, and Barney Rubble join them, looking curious.]

Sabrina: Alright, guys, gather around! It's time to experience the thrill of AaAaAA!!! - A Reckless Disregard for Gravity!

Salem: [excitedly] Finally! I've been itching to try this game ever since I heard about it. Let's see if we can handle the adrenaline rush!

Zelda: Remember, everyone, safety first. We might be witches, but even magic can't save us from a bad fall.

Hilda: Oh, come on, Zelda! Where's your sense of reckless abandon? Let's dive into this game headfirst!

[Sabrina starts the game, and they all gather around the computer screen, ready to play.]

[Meanwhile, Fred, Wilma, Barney, and Betty from the Flintstones arrive, accompanied by Lil Jon, Pitbull, Usher, and Barney Rubble.]

Fred: Hey, Sabrina! What's all the commotion about?

Sabrina: Oh, Fred! We're about to play AaAaAA!!! - A Reckless Disregard for Gravity. It's all about falling from great heights and scoring points!

Wilma: Falling from heights? Count me out! I don't need any more excitement in my life.

Lil Jon: YEAH! LET'S GET CRAZY! I'M READY TO DIVE LIKE A ROCKSTAR!

Pitbull: Dale! I'm down for anything that gets the blood pumping!

Usher: [smirking] I've got a feeling we're going to fall in love with this game, guys!

[Sabrina starts the game, and they all take turns controlling the character, diving from skyscrapers and dodging obstacles.]

Salem: [screaming] WOOHOO! This is exhilarating! I feel like I'm flying!

Zelda: [nervously] Careful, Salem! Watch out for that building!

Salem: Oh, please! I've had nine lives of practice. I could navigate this game with my eyes closed.

[Salem narrowly avoids crashing into a building, earning cheers from the group.]

Hilda: [laughing] This is insane! I haven't felt this alive since the Salem witch trials!

[As they continue playing, chaos ensues as they race to beat each other's high scores.]

Barney Rubble: Gee, Fred! This game looks like a blast! Can I try next?

Fred: Sure thing, Barney! Just be careful not to fall flat like a pancake!

[Barney Rubble takes the controller, and the excitement continues as he guides the character through daring dives and heart-stopping falls.]

Fred: Yabba-dabba-doo! You're a natural, Barney!

Barney Rubble: Thanks, Fred! This is more fun than a drive-in movie with Betty!

[The game intensifies as they reach higher levels, with everyone cheering and laughing as they narrowly avoid disaster.]

Sabrina: [breathless] This is the most reckless fun I've ever had!

Salem: [panting] I never knew falling could be so thrilling!

[As the game comes to an end, they all gather around the computer, laughing and high-fiving each other.]

Zelda: Well, that was certainly an adrenaline rush! Who knew falling with style could be so addictive?

Hilda: [grinning] I say we make this a weekly tradition! AaAaAA!!! - A Reckless Disregard for Gravity Fridays!

[They all agree, sharing laughter and camaraderie as they revel in the excitement of the game.]

mmmmmmmVERY GOOD

This game is a flawless representation of what its like to get popular on social media. Thanks to this game I was never a Twitter user. I once played this game a dog's age ago, then only recently came back to it to realize that the phrase "You are a sack of broken calcium" applies to so many of my former friends that I had no idea what this game was preparing me for until this moment. Call it a clouded moment within a bong rip. But when you play this game and realize what it's like when failure occurs you'll understand what I mean. The only thing that separates this game is from actually being a social media simulator is the fact that there is a game to played here, you don't have to scrub your identity if you fail. And best of all at some point fairly early in the game, It tells you to relax. It even has the courtesy to let you press esc if you're too relaxed.

perfected judged. However this is a new more complete version of this

the physics in this game feel much better compared to for the awesome considering this was never meant to be played in vr, its just that this one is lacking in content a little compared to for the awesome

A game where jumping off a building is a sport.

Motion sickness simulator with an unappealing visual style. Made me too nauseous after 5 minutes to ever consider it again.