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Pros
- The game has Dave in the title and my name is Dave, which coincidentally is the best name of all time (in my opinion).

Cons
- The music made me want to imitate a woodpecker in the sense that I wanted to bang my head against the wall for the entire 6-7 minutes i played the game.
- The graphics are not cute, but did manage to hurt my eyes and almost permanently blind me, i still can't see what I'm typing in this review but I'll wing it and pray for the best.
-There is no controller support
-You cannot tip over cows and can only milk them...
-Everyone on the leaderboard above me cheated, otherwise I would have been ranked number 1.

Verdict- If you're name is Dave you may like this game, if you're name is not Dave steer clear unless you have a cow fetish and dream of milking cows each night.

fun little game

it's free so unlease it breaks you computer or try to milk your money it's a thumbs up for me,
this game is like a very polished wario ware game, with nice pixel art and difficulty settings. so I don't see why not give this little project a positive review, it's not a full game but I didn't thought of it as a full game but as a small nice game jam like game. hope the devs will make a new game with more content that I would happily buy for a few dollors

I've played this for over 10hrs on my phone, I love it! Very simple but there is still alot of subtle things you need to learn if you wanna get a high score (my best is 150k which is currently 3rd).

Probably works better as a mobile game but it's free and there are no ads or mtx (how did the dev intend to make any money lol?) so there is literally no downside to downloading it. Very polished, no bugs fun game loop. Strong recommend if you like high score games!

This is great little game

Game information:

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• Dairy Dave, a game i've never imagined to play as this is 100% not my style and type of game. Yet for some reason i downloaded the game as i was pretty much bored.
  Art-style is unique in a way and the music is very catchy which i liked a lot.
  Though, it's a Free2Play speedrunning game where you need to fill bottles of milk and jumping over obstacles.
  
  
• Here is a short video of me playing: https://youtu.be/c4iz-IRAOGs
  That said, it's the developers first game if i'm correct and i can say, well done.
  Continue being awesome and developing your game! So far so good and i liked it a lot.
  Please add achievements and maybe some trading cards.

I really enjoyed my time with this game so far!
I love the art style and animations. The pixel art is simple yet so vibrant and fun to look at.
I really enjoyed the visual feedback from the large milk bottle filling up as you milk the cows to the cow's heart broken expressions when you miss your chance at milking them.
The short 12 page backstory was quirky and silly, put a smile on my face.
Something about this just gives me nostalgia of playing flash games in my free time as a kid idk
TLDR? Fun and simple little runner, would recommend

Dairy Dave out here on the real grind. Mistertabasco is about 2 seconds away from being sued directly by Nintendo for all the stolen valor Dairy Dave is stealing, thieving, and robbing right from under Chris Pratt's comical mustache. Yeah, I said it. Charlie Day, Jack Black, and Seth Rogan might be amazing choices, but hear me out: Why the ♥♥♥♥ Chris Pratt? Chris Pratt should be playing Dairy Dave instead. Real Jumpman. Don't need to be making up "bouncing on Koobas and Goompos since I was a kid," ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass excuses. Nah, you just gotta play 1 minute (or in my case minimum 2 hours) of this one game and boom, you got your character roll. I mean it ain't like there's a lot to it. You auto-run, jump, and stay still to milk cows. There is something to be said about simplistic gameplay sure, but this simple of gameplay? No thanks, I'm good, I'll find my in some other game.