Why Aliens Fireteam Elite is dead

[- Ðemünhel -]

Pass the extreme difficulty level, the insane mode begins, the real game. But to be able to play it, you need a minimum prepared team and this is the reason why no one comes to play anymore, because just by placing themselves in search group, we see bronzes, people who go on long missions without ammunition, people who use cards randomly... so that you can spend 2 hours in group research because the editor has wanted to give access to insane mode to Kevin and Karen, probably under the pretext of a fashionable ideology "we are all the same, we love each other, we play together", while the Greeks have proven more than 2000 years ago years that nothing in nature is the same, the premise of a communist world that is being forged for us where intelligent people who are good at video games, in our case, will have to apologize for being so in front of idiots and noobs.

There are obviously voice servers such as Discord aka the video game player's friendship line, but many players prefer to play this game with the atmosphere, without hearing or having to speak, although for the mode horde this is much less obvious.

So, you're probably wondering, if you're new, why we don't see old players anymore, why we don't go on missions with you or why we shoot your mothers behind your back.

It's very simple, the experienced player can't stand kikoololz. He comes to relax while playing, not to be bothered by video game social issues.

It is really pain in the a**, you really have to follow positiv discrimination caus of this, on every games. Waist of time to avoid low level.

Most people complain because they are children or women, who want to play with stronger players, but the strong players are more than tired of having to work, not play, for them. Under a fashionable ideological dictate (everybody play together), which philosophy has long contradicted, nothing being equal in nature, we take people hostage for the goodwill of others who benefit from them.

Since when does a scientist with 10 years of studies integrate a noob with one year of studies into his team ? Shouldn't the latter do the ones he has left ? Why do we bother the professor with 10 years of study, what did he do to deserve this ?

So how to recognize the kikoololz to avoid at all costs?

Based on my professional experience of the game, and many of these pests shot in the back at point blank range like animals, I made a list 1 year ago, this should help you get out of this infernal spiral of being a kikoololz.

- The speed runner kikoololz for whom the game is a fight against his own team and whose only goal is to run as fast as possible to be able to shoot the aliens first (go ahead, please, we came to watch you play as*h***), this generation who believe that performances rhymes with damages meter. The worst part of this kikoololz is that he puts himself in the line of fire and prevents the 2 others behind from shooting (go ahead play as*h***, we came to admire you !)

- The kikoololz who can't stay in place and jump everywhere (It's good, the insane mode goes wide to the skill, go kriss kross tactic !), favorite tactic of console players. Some think they can confuse aliens like that (...) and above all eating a good shot of M47 in the a** by his teammates. We even wonder if they don't come for that...

- The kikoololz who don't see pings and are unable to move forward until all aliens are dead, staying well behind to pop the alien nests ad infinitum (leave the game, they will piss you off until the end). You know that, when the leader initiates a change of position and that as*h*** kikoololz stays behind and wait, and vice versa, he advances when we must Hodor ...

- The kikoololz who, after a fight, despite being pinged to stay with us, go back to get a medical kit (1.2, 3.2 missions) and pop 12 elite aliens ... We really want to help the aliens to eat these ones

- The kikoololz who see one of their comrade at 1 life point, but who does not help him by using his medikit (f**** as*h***)

- The kikoololz who are with veterans, whom they should logically follow, and who impose their “strategy” (i want to lead lol !), random of course, they know nothing except what they think they knows, that is to say not much, based on pings (“Come now !), 10,000 pings for us to follow them (NO, stay behind, shut up and learns), and who then die alone in the next corner like a ♥♥♥♥, f***** by the aliens in 1 second because they waited until the end for us to be stupid enough to follow them. 0.5 sec after his death, TOTAL RAGE, he leave the game, and of course, he is the host (best of the best)

- The kikoololz whose objective is not to finish the mission, but to tag to make as many explosions as possible and too bad if we lose, we will have tried ... We are here to have fun, no ? I play demolisher lolz ^^^;););:):) GET OUT Bobby !

- The kikoololz who tag for the 150th time as a host with their PS4 and are surprised that the game disconnects when there are more than 3 aliens on the screen. "WTF ??? I tag again to see if there is a difference now ! (connection will probably escalate through noobmaster's will)

- The kikoololz who never use a card and who think he can can pass the 5.X mission with their water guns. At least we can try, no ? NO !

- The kikoololz who are ready to go on a mission without ammunition (Recon ? what is it ?). You have the solution to flash the "weak ammunition" card hoping that the kikoololz understands. If he doesn't understand, start the game and empty your magazine into his mouth from the start so that he can begin to understand the concept of ammunition

- The kikoololz who choose the demolish chain missile spec (go do that somewhere else please) other than in 5.3 mission. Stay in xtrem please. You know, all those je*** who complained that the game was too hard because they sucked and always will, and for whom the programmers made that spec that destroyed the game ? (d** as*****)

- The kikoololz who choose a sniper rifle in close combat and a flamethrower in sniper missions (Can you write ? Get a pen, a paper, then you write down the missions specificities, it's not very hard)

- The kikoololz with 56kbits/sec connection or 3 framrate/second (I can do it !). Who want to play with me, LFG ?!

- Non-opti kikoololz (no dps, WTF are you doing in insane mod ?)

- The cheapskates kikoololz who think they can finish insane missions without ever using their 3 cryos and their 3 electric/robot turrets (it's worth too much !)

- The a***ole kikoololz who arrives last, who sees that the team has no ammo or already a class like his own but who instantly locks HIS character to be sure to play it and ♥♥♥♥ the 2 others who were there before him and who have priority to choose before his small person (for this kind of idiot, I recommend that you start the mission to be able to shootgun his a** asap)

- What is a kikooloz ? A noob who sucks and is scared. What does he do during missions where we can cheat by hiding in a corner so that the aliens don't touch us, like at the end of 4.1, 4.2, and not to mention that COLD IRON is not ♥♥♥**** fixing a bug that's been going on for 1 year and causing aliens to die on their own, as if it wasn't already easy enough in "insane" mode ? HE EXPLOIT THESES BUGS ! He even pings you several times to join him and thus ruin the game for you, this little sh**

- The technician kikoololz who makes his team die because he didn't understand that his job n°+1 is to slow down the aliens (as*****). How does he get to insane ? We still don't know

- The phalanx kikoololz, who saw that he had a shield, so he intends to use it all game long (welcome to hell) while the others watch him from behind. He says to them: "Go ahead, it's good I tank !", except that we can't shoot, the aliens are in front of him ... (as*****). With each pack of course, he loses 50% of his life, but thinks he can finish the mission

- The gunner kikoololz who uses his group fire rate ability as soon as he see a green alien : "Oh damn, shoot, go, go go, the greens are too dangerous !" then gets smeared right after because there are 3 who arrive at once with an elite (as*****)

- The doctor kikooloz : an observer of the game (Ah, but you're there ? Didn't you take your dps with you ?)

- The demolisher kikoololz alias crash kid, who runs everywhere like Gump because he feels too powerful. At the turn of the 2nd corner, he is dead, his team spit on the sh*t he is

- The recon kikoololz. "It's okay, guys, I'm managing ammo !" Who sends the ammunition at the end of each pack to make us wait, or who should be made to think that he must (as*****) . It doesn't matter, because like all kikoololz, he chose the white ball to slow down the aliens, he thinks it's useful (against flies maybe), so he advances to place it, happy to be able to serve to something because he also left his dps at home, and there BIM !, a big gunshot in his a** by his colleagues who didn't think he would be stupid enough to walk past them while they were shooting (die, dirty kikooloz !)

- The kikoololz very proud to put down his cryo : "Wait, I'm using my cryo for the elite, look !", except that at the 1st pop, the 1st alien who arrives takes it (it's on its way
as*****), starts the timer and when the elite arrives the cryo has disappeared (as*****)

- The same kikoololz who wants to mine the land : 10,000 credits spent and the first alien to arrive, everything blows up. Result : all materials spent for 1 trash : GG Einstein (as*****)

- The kikoololz who comes to talk on the forum about things he doesn't know, share the science he doesn't have and give his kikoololz's opinion (children's toys according to Heraclitus).

"Hi, I have 300 hours of /played in extreme +insane mode (with spam rocket build as demolisher of course), I come to share my knowledge (LOLZ), as I have no friends in life, I made myself a profile of puppet to appear nice and get noticed (love me please), besides I react to everything, maybe in the virtual world I can have a life without being laughed at."

- The "forever i suck" kikooloz, 2,500 hours of /played, which comes to be noticed on the forum by asking 3 one-line questions a day on basic problems that he still haven't understood... We won't mention the names, we know them all

- The kikoololz who comes on the forum to say that he does not agree with what I have written for x reasons (spotted kikoololz)

Playing as a team is :

- Opti team : 1 crowd control (tech, doc, phalanx), 1 recon (ammo + elite defenses decrease) and 1 dps (gunner, demo, phalanx, lancer)

- Form a horizontal line facing the enemy, the biggest dps is mid, the second left and the 3rd right : hold the line

- Don't rush the mission to be able to shoot the enemies first (you moron, do you think we came to watch you play ?), and then publish screens where he marks "I'm the best" without knowing that the other 2 let him do it during the mission, looking at him as a kind of mystical madman with whom they will never play again

- Put down the cryo and use the robot/turret when necessary, without looking at who is doing it for him to try to save 200 credits like a crow. If you don't know where, it's simple, the elites shout when they arrive. If you have cryos left at the end, you have to use them all for the final fight (maybe not at the same time).

Good luck, I don't play anymore, too many kikoulolz.

[JarJarFett80914]

That's a lot of words just to say you don't have any friends to play with.

[ArchAngelLnK]

JarJarFett80914 původně napsal:

That's a lot of words just to say you don't have any friends to play with.

ya I got 2/8 down then saw how much more there was and went "no" not gonna read a book over Steam:)

[♂TheBlasterMaster™✞]

Who would read that?

[dioramic_life]

- Ðemünhel - původně napsal:

Pass the extreme difficulty level, the insane mode begins, the real game. But to be able to play it, you need a minimum prepared team and this is the reason why no one comes to play anymore, because just by placing themselves in search group, we see bronzes, people who go on long missions without ammunition, people who use cards randomly... so that you can spend 2 hours in group research because the editor has wanted to give access to insane mode to Kevin and Karen, probably under the pretext of a fashionable ideology "we are all the same, we love each other, we play together", while the Greeks have proven more than 2000 years ago years that nothing in nature is the same, the premise of a communist world that is being forged for us where intelligent people who are good at video games, in our case, will have to apologize for being so in front of idiots and noobs.

There are obviously voice servers such as Discord aka the video game player's friendship line, but many players prefer to play this game with the atmosphere, without hearing or having to speak, although for the mode horde this is much less obvious.

So, you're probably wondering, if you're new, why we don't see old players anymore, why we don't go on missions with you or why we shoot your mothers behind your back.

It's very simple, the experienced player can't stand kikoololz. He comes to relax while playing, not to be bothered by video game social issues.

So how to recognize the kikoololz to avoid at all costs?

Based on my professional experience of the game, and many of these pests shot in the back at point blank range like animals, I made a list 1 year ago, this should help you get out of this infernal spiral of being a kikoololz.

- The speed runner kikoololz for whom the game is a fight against his own team and whose only goal is to run as fast as possible to be able to shoot the aliens first (go ahead, please, we came to watch you play as*h***), this generation who believe that performances rhymes with damages meter. The worst part of this kikoololz is that he puts himself in the line of fire and prevents the 2 others behind from shooting (go ahead play as*h***, we came to admire you !)

- The kikoololz who can't stay in place and jump everywhere (It's good, the insane mode goes wide to the skill, go kriss kross tactic !), favorite tactic of console players. Some think they can confuse aliens like that (...) and above all eating a good shot of M47 in the a** by his teammates. We even wonder if they don't come for that...

- The kikoololz who don't see pings and are unable to move forward until all aliens are dead, staying well behind to pop the alien nests ad infinitum (leave the game, they will piss you off until the end). You know that, when the leader initiates a change of position and that as*h*** kikoololz stays behind and wait, and vice versa, he advances when we must Hodor ...

- The kikoololz who, after a fight, despite being pinged to stay with us, go back to get a medical kit (1.2, 3.2 missions) and pop 12 elite aliens ... We really want to help the aliens to eat these ones

- The kikoololz who see one of their comrade at 1 life point, but who does not help him by using his medikit (f**** as*h***)

- The kikoololz who are with veterans, whom they should logically follow, and who impose their “strategy” (i want to lead lol !), random of course, they know nothing except what they think they knows, that is to say not much, based on pings (“Come now !), 10,000 pings for us to follow them (NO, stay behind, shut up and learns), and who then die alone in the next corner like a ♥♥♥♥, f***** by the aliens in 1 second because they waited until the end for us to be stupid enough to follow them. 0.5 sec after his death, TOTAL RAGE, he leave the game, and of course, he is the host (best of the best)

- The kikoololz whose objective is not to finish the mission, but to tag to make as many explosions as possible and too bad if we lose, we will have tried ... We are here to have fun, no ? I play demolisher lolz ^^^;););:):) GET OUT Bobby !

- The kikoololz who tag for the 150th time as a host with their PS4 and are surprised that the game disconnects when there are more than 3 aliens on the screen. "WTF ??? I tag again to see if there is a difference now ! (connection will probably escalate through noobmaster's will)

- The kikoololz who never use a card and who think he can can pass the 5.X mission with their water guns. At least we can try, no ? NO !

- The kikoololz who are ready to go on a mission without ammunition (Recon ? what is it ?). You have the solution to flash the "weak ammunition" card hoping that the kikoololz understands. If he doesn't understand, start the game and empty your magazine into his mouth from the start so that he can begin to understand the concept of ammunition

- The kikoololz who choose the demolish chain missile spec (go do that somewhere else please) other than in 5.3 mission. Stay in xtrem please. You know, all those je*** who complained that the game was too hard because they sucked and always will, and for whom the programmers made that spec that destroyed the game ? (d** as*****)

- The kikoololz who choose a sniper rifle in close combat and a flamethrower in sniper missions (Can you write ? Get a pen, a paper, then you write down the missions specificities, it's not very hard)

- The kikoololz with 56kbits/sec connection or 3 framrate/second (I can do it !). Who want to play with me, LFG ?!

- Non-opti kikoololz (no dps, WTF are you doing in insane mod ?)

- The cheapskates kikoololz who think they can finish insane missions without ever using their 3 cryos and their 3 electric/robot turrets (it's worth too much !)

- The a***ole kikoololz who arrives last, who sees that the team has no ammo or already a class like his own but who instantly locks HIS character to be sure to play it and ♥♥♥♥ the 2 others who were there before him and who have priority to choose before his small person (for this kind of idiot, I recommend that you start the mission to be able to shootgun his a** asap)

- What is a kikooloz ? A noob who sucks and is scared. What does he do during missions where we can cheat by hiding in a corner so that the aliens don't touch us, like at the end of 4.1, 4.2, and not to mention that COLD IRON is not ♥♥♥**** fixing a bug that's been going on for 1 year and causing aliens to die on their own, as if it wasn't already easy enough in "insane" mode ? HE EXPLOIT THESES BUGS ! He even pings you several times to join him and thus ruin the game for you, this little sh**

- The technician kikoololz who makes his team die because he didn't understand that his job n°+1 is to slow down the aliens (as*****). How does he get to insane ? We still don't know

- The phalanx kikoololz, who saw that he had a shield, so he intends to use it all game long (welcome to hell) while the others watch him from behind. He says to them: "Go ahead, it's good I tank !", except that we can't shoot, the aliens are in front of him ... (as*****). With each pack of course, he loses 50% of his life, but thinks he can finish the mission

- The gunner kikoololz who uses his group fire rate ability as soon as he see a green alien : "Oh damn, shoot, go, go go, the greens are too dangerous !" then gets smeared right after because there are 3 who arrive at once with an elite (as*****)

- The doctor kikooloz : an observer of the game (Ah, but you're there ? Didn't you take your dps with you ?)

- The demolisher kikoololz alias crash kid, who runs everywhere like Gump because he feels too powerful. At the turn of the 2nd corner, he is dead, his team spit on the sh*t he is

- The recon kikoololz. "It's okay, guys, I'm managing ammo !" Who sends the ammunition at the end of each pack to make us wait, or who should be made to think that he must (as*****) . It doesn't matter, because like all kikoololz, he chose the white ball to slow down the aliens, he thinks it's useful (against flies maybe), so he advances to place it, happy to be able to serve to something because he also left his dps at home, and there BIM !, a big gunshot in his a** by his colleagues who didn't think he would be stupid enough to walk past them while they were shooting (die, dirty kikooloz !)

- The kikoololz very proud to put down his cryo : "Wait, I'm using my cryo for the elite, look !", except that at the 1st pop, the 1st alien who arrives takes it (it's on its way
as*****), starts the timer and when the elite arrives the cryo has disappeared (as*****)

- The same kikoololz who wants to mine the land : 10,000 credits spent and the first alien to arrive, everything blows up. Result : all materials spent for 1 trash : GG Einstein (as*****)

- The kikoololz who comes to talk on the forum about things he doesn't know, share the science he doesn't have and give his kikoololz's opinion (children's toys according to Heraclitus).

"Hi, I have 300 hours of /played in extreme +insane mode (with spam rocket build as demolisher of course), I come to share my knowledge (LOLZ), as I have no friends in life, I made myself a profile of puppet to appear nice and get noticed (love me please), besides I react to everything, maybe in the virtual world I can have a life without being laughed at."

- The "forever i suck" kikooloz, 2,500 hours of /played, which comes to be noticed on the forum by asking 3 one-line questions a day on basic problems that he still haven't understood... We won't mention the names, we know them all

- The kikoololz who comes on the forum to say that he does not agree with what I have written for x reasons (spotted kikoololz)

Playing as a team is :

- Opti team : 1 crowd control (tech, doc, phalanx), 1 recon (ammo + elite defenses decrease) and 1 dps (gunner, demo, phalanx, lancer)

- Form a horizontal line facing the enemy, the biggest dps is mid, the second left and the 3rd right : hold the line

- Don't rush the mission to be able to shoot the enemies first (you moron, do you think we came to watch you play ?), and then publish screens where he marks "I'm the best" without knowing that the other 2 let him do it during the mission, looking at him as a kind of mystical madman with whom they will never play again

- Put down the cryo and use the robot/turret when necessary, without looking at who is doing it for him to try to save 200 credits like a crow. If you don't know where, it's simple, the elites shout when they arrive. If you have cryos left at the end, you have to use them all for the final fight (maybe not at the same time).

Good luck, I don't play anymore, too many kikoulolz.

Blocked, for the sake of my mental well-being. Also, this is what street drugs will do to you, kids.

[- Ðemünhel -]

Oh excuse me, I forgot to insert the drawings to color. I'm so sorry that you can't participate in the conversation.

A lot of words can give the average pet a headache. He come to barks once or twice to say nothing to those who resemble him, a miserable attempt to imitate what he wants to look like but can't afford, and hope to feel strong by taking refuge behind numbers that he actually calls for his help, like the hyenas who attack the lion, and always goes back into his burrow to resume his miserable life.

But all this is already marked in my text, in the “kikoololz spotted” part.

[Ghost of Kyiv]

Bro never heard of TL;DR.

[Xero]

I'm on chapter 3. If you hit Ctrl + F and type in kikoololz. Says it's typed 69 times. Now 70 since I typed one. Cheer up man. Sounds like you're living on the edge.

[frosty*]

if there's 1 player atleast playing the game then it isn't dead,
dead in the water you say?look up the playerbase if u see zero players in afte then u can call it a dead game then we can truly say your right and were not totally insane until then i think this post is just another attention seeking post or your angry about something u should get laid more and chill piece out marine ps dont take that as a dig or personall its opinionated which every1 has,its a different story if it was advice^^

[DraculaForefer]

But that's not what this game is for. This game was made to make money, the game is nice, it also works. Mediocre game, ok for the money.

[Asphe]

I got an AI voice (David Attenborough) to read it ^_^ and OP isn't wrong either

[- Ðemünhel -]

Asphe původně napsal:

I got an AI voice (David Attenborough) to read it ^_^ and OP isn't wrong either

Ah ah ahah !

Don't worry, when truths are told, it's only those who are affected by it who take it badly. It's not like we're not used to video game forums, where noobs will always yell for others to do what they don't want to do, it's the same difference with left-wing political systems and right.

Are you having the post read to you in the voice of the AI ? I admit I laughed : but how lazy you are ! xD

Do you have a link please ? Thx.

[Dr. Merkwürdiglieben]

The game is dead, because there are no more updates
and the only guys left are people like OP,
who take themselves and playing game way to serious.

We get it - Ðemünhel -, you are the bestest of the best and people who don't play like you want are "Communists", which the "greeks proved 2000 years ago".

[cszolee79]

Game's fine.
ADHD sweatlords dont matter.

[Dr. Merkwürdiglieben]

- Ðemünhel - původně napsal:

psi2007 původně napsal:

I don't even kown wtf a "kikoololz" is.

Also I don't play this boring ass game anymore.

Have fun being the last kid in the room and feeling like the king on the kill, you hero!

You are responding to a post that you have not even read, your comments prove it, at the same time as they tell us about your competence in speaking.

No, I gave up reading your dibble, after 2/8 like 98% of everyone else.

That should tell you something.

I don't care, if I am "competent" to react "proper" to your drivel.

You clearly have mental issues.

Also

/blocked

[- Ðemünhel -]

psi2007 původně napsal:

- Ðemünhel - původně napsal:

You are responding to a post that you have not even read, your comments prove it, at the same time as they tell us about your competence in speaking.

No, I gave up reading your dibble, after 2/8 like 98% of everyone else.

That should tell you something.

I don't care, if I am "competent" to react "proper" to your drivel.

You clearly have mental issues.

Also

/blocked

Yes, I am deeply sorry, I did not put the images to color for you and your friends from kindergarten, your imaginary friends that you probably boast of representing to compensate for the "value" of your argument (hello, I just insult you ^^) by the number of people you imagine who would like to insult me, like you, a form of defense when you are too weak to do anything in the face of something you envy without being able to touch, you will forgive me.

It is also true that you have nothing to do with all this, we see that clearly and you do not contradict yourself, no no, so much so, that this is the 3rd miserable post that you have tried to make in vain to trying to have the last word without it being at any time a question of the game, just about myself.

I must really impress you.

As for your medical verdict on psychological health (you will tell me how much I owe you for the session, such an informed opinion deserves remuneration), there is no doubt that for certain cases it is not necessarily obligatory to have any specification to detect the deep inconsistency.

Don't hesitate to continue posting to fill out your "harassment" file, I'm impatiently waiting for the 4th post to report to you, "the mentalist of the hills"

Allez bisoux hein ^^

Edit : thx for the jester, 200 free points.