I speedrun Dude Simulator 3 (go play it) because it's ironically a lot of fun. This has a few good additions in terms of mechanics, such as the police AI and the ability to pick up objects, but the vast majority of this game is running in straight lines from point A to point B. Only the first level can be considered a "sandbox", and everything has a single solution. In Dude Simulator 3 (no seriously, go play it) every level was a sandbox and there were at least a few options on how you completed each level. This is generally a disappointment, even to someone who genuinely enjoys Dude Simulator 3 (i'm not joking, play it).

Oh yeah and they also removed crouching so you can no longer launch cars with your skull. Bad.

If you're looking for a review on this game you've come to the wrong place, but if you're looking for an outstanding pie recipe you've come to the right place.

Ingredients:

1. 6 tablespoons unsalted butter
2. 1/2 cup white sugar
3. 1/2 cup brown sugar
4. 1/4 cup water
5. 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
6. 1 pinch salt
7. 5 apples - peeled, cored and sliced
8. 1 pastry for double-crust pie

Directions:

1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C).
2. Combine butter, white sugar, brown sugar, water, cinnamon, and salt in a saucepan over medium heat. Bring to a boil, remove from heat and set aside.
3. Roll out half the pastry to fit a 9-inch pie plate. Place bottom crust in pie plate; pour in apple slices.
4. Roll out top crust into a 10-inch circle. Cut into 8 (1-inch) wide strips with a sharp paring knife or pastry wheel. Weave the pastry strips, one at a time, into a lattice pattern. Fold the ends of the lattice strips under the edge of the bottom crust and crimp to seal.
5. Pour butter-sugar mixture over top of pie, coating the lattice, and allowing any remaining sauce to drizzle through the crust.
6. Bake in the preheated oven for 15 minutes. Reduce heat to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C), and bake until the crust is golden brown, the caramel on the top crust is set, and the apple filling is bubbling, 35 to 40 more minutes. Allow to cool completely before slicing.

This game truly changed my life. After playing this and fuffiling what I thought were my "fantasies" of spitting on cops and slapping bartenders' asses, I took a step back and realizes the true message this game is trying to convey. This game is just a stunning take and representation of the world today. As appealing as just running around farting on people seems, is that all your life has amounted to? Don't you ever think there may be more to life that rolling cars over and slapping people to death? Well if you didn't before, you will after playing this masterpiece of a game. It is truly a work of art and it's commentary on today's world is insane. The message that it conveys by saying, "stop im police" goes way deeper than the surface and this game helps light the path to enlightenment to truly ascend to the next level of humanity. No one should pass up the Holy opportunity of playing this game and everyone deserves the life changing expierence this game gives you.

As a die hard fan of Dude Simulator 3, I must say, I am incredibly disappointed in the user experience of Dude Simulator 4. While the narrative depth, diversity, characters, maps and overall gameplay of Dude Simulator 3 left NOTHING to be desired and met all my expectaitions, Dude Simulator 4 is a game that does not deliver. I have been waiting for this game since january, and playing today left me crestfallen. The story is short, the gameplay is lacking. There is one plot point in the game, the other levels just rely on getting a car. It feels the developer has given up on the Dude Simulator legacy, trying to ride off of the success and prestige of DS3.

Disappointed, but hoping for the best while I eagerly wait for Dude Simulator 5.

Best 39 cents I have ever spent. 10/10 would buy again.

"I got kidnapped."
"Me too."
"lmao."

such a sick game i love it

i want die

disappointment, sold wife for this but not good.

My pc goes boom. 99% of my gpu being used.

this game let me unleash my demon that i have held in because of social expectations. i enjoyed slaughtering the unaware children as my car took lives and counted up bodies. 9/10 would recommenced