Remember browsing the web back in the late 2000's and early 2010's when you would always get those pop-up ads showing off some random life sim or adult game? I swear this game was one of them.

This game contains R18+ Adult content (F, FxF, FxM, monsters), uncensored, no patch or dlc required

• The story is a bit off a piss-take and makes fun of your standard fantasy stories. Your goal is to get revenge on your evil stepmother by having sex across the kingdom, who banned pleasure because she's angry she doesn't get it anymore.
  
• It's not particularly well-written but at least it's straight to the point. Filled with cliches, jokes and in general not taking itself serious because why would it? You know why these games get played.

• You run around these very bare, linear-open areas collecting items, trinkets and fighting monsters to get to the next scene. Progressing to new areas requires you to engage in "scenes" that you can't skip and you have a little bit of control over.
  
• Combat is very simple. A party Turn-based system with a basic attack, items you can buy or pick up and abilities you can earn or find while playing through the game. Eventually you will gain two more characters in your party that both have their own abilities they can gain.
  
• Sex scenes give you limited control, usually just increasing speed, occasionally being able to swap positions that all lead to just pressing the climax button.
  
• You can earn new outfits by collecting enough materials in a few areas, and pretty much all of them look goofy as hell. There should be an option to change outfits, unless there is and I missed it.
  
• You can save the game in the menu but you can also save at these "bonfires" which are red trees and the way you save is by playing with yourself which is an... interesting take. Can't do that in Dark Souls.
  
• If you walk diagonally, you move super quick for some reason.

Difficulty

• It's not hard, especially considering you have a full heal spell, but check your saves, you don't want to get sent back to the start of an area because you weren't taking notice of your health, Enemies don't provide much challenge otherwise. There is also a one-hit kill, and no enemies cheat in the menu if you can't be assed.

Length

• 6-8 Hours of content depending on how long you like to take in those scenes. Half that if you decide to use the cheats. Which I did about halfway through.

Visuals

• The areas and biomes in the game are very basic, empty and don't provide much scenery outside of trees and building. Buildings are copy and pasted with everything having a cartoony style to it in this very brightly coloured world.
  
• The main character models are okay, they give off cheap asset vibes. They are very stiff in animation and lack any emotion at all, the only thing that moves on the faces are the mouths and eyes. Chaotic boob physics as well, and will often freak out when running around.
  
• Sex scenes seem to lack any common sense when it comes to character animation and position, The vagina is also poorly modelled and it's hard to look at the character in the swimming animation.
  
• Monsters are very Final Fantasy/ World of Warcraft esque, lot's of recolours, not great designs.
  
• When she's wearing the dress at the start you can literally see her floating.

Audio

• The main characters voice acting was surprisingly very good and she sounds absolutely adorable at times. Well when she's not talking about ♥♥♥♥, or has one in her. Most other characters sound pretty terrible save a few and a lot of them have a weird filter on them.
  
• The SFX in the scenes actually aren't bad, a lot of the time you hear them in games and you just want to mute them.
  
• Music is fine, typical fantasy, uplifting music, suits the game with nothing that really stands out.

Performance and Bugs.

• Runs perfectly fine.
  
• I had two game-breaking bugs. One where I couldn't get out of a sex scene and the other I just lost the ability to interact with anything. Both times resulting in a game restart where it then worked.

My system at the time
Operating System: Windows 11
Processor: 12th Gen Intel Core i9-12900K 3.20 GHz
RAM: 64.0 GB
GPU: NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4080 Super.
Resolution: 3440x1440
Installed on an M.2 SSD