poggers (i swear i am not being held hostage to write this review)





HELP, I AM CALLING FOR HELP

This game is completely life altering, I was a little boy, no family, no friends, nobody by my side. When this game was gifted to me from a stranger on the internet, I thought, "Why not? This game looks pretty fun!" As I opened the game, all the girls in my class came running over to me with dripping wet panties. All of them wanted to have sex with me but fortunately, I declined. After beating the first 10 levels I was no longer being severely bullied by my peers. Instead, they all wanted to be my mates, which I was very excited to hear. Yet, once again, remember all the things that they have done to me I declined. After a while I was able to live my best life as a multimillionaire entrepreneur with my wife, who is actually Jenna Ortega. We had 3 kids, all named Logan. Thank you for this Logan Ross, whoever you might be. I cannot thank you enough for this life you have gave me.

This is one of the best games I have played in a while.

good game but i cant even finish the first level