TOTAL TOURIST DEATH.

[Puto_Trash_Actual]

KILL TOURISTS. BEHEAD TOURISTS. ROUNDHOUSE KICK A TOURIST INTO AN ANOMALY. SLAM DUNK A TOURIST BABY INTO THE FRIENDLY DUMPSTER. BLUDGEON A TOURIST WITH A PRYBAR. CRUCIFY FILTHY TOURISTS. DEFECATE INTO A TOURIST'S MOUTH. PUSH TOURISTS INTO A CAN OPENER. BRING A TOURIST TO A SPARK TOWER. DRIVE INTO TOURISTS AT 88 MPH. FLATTEN TOURISTS WITH A JUMP-JACK. MAKE TOURISTS CHECK YOUR TIRE PRESSURE. CRUSH TOURISTS WITH A METEOR SHOWER. DECIMATE A FAMILY OF TOURISTS BY LURING A SHAGGY SCRAMBLER. DISSECT TOURISTS FOR THERMOSAP CRYSTALS. RUN OVER TOURISTS WITH ALL-TERRAIN TIRES. THROW A FLARE INTO A TOURIST'S FACE. REPORT TOURISTS TO ARDA. LIQUIFY TOURISTS IN A COUGH BOX. DROWN TOURISTS IN THE MIRE. EAT TOURISTS. SLICE TOURISTS IN HALF WITH A SCRAPPER. TRANSMUTE TOURISTS INTO PLASTIC. OBLITERATE TOURISTS WITH AN IMPACT HAMMER. THROW BACK THE STABLE ANCHOR A TOURIST THREW AT YOU. HANG TOURISTS LIKE CAR AIR FRESHENERS. GRIND TOURISTS IN THE MATTER DECONSTRUCTOR. PUNCTURE TOURISTS WITH A BROKEN BUNNY. CLEANLY REMOVE INDIVIDUAL LIMBS OF A TOURIST BY PRECISELY PLACING SMALL EXPLOSIVE CHARGES WITH A LIBERATOR. KICK A TOUR BUS WITH POWERED BOOTS. LAUNCH TOURISTS INTO THE SUN WITH A GLITTERING BOULDER. FORCE FEED MARSH EGGS TO A TOURIST. CATAPULT TOURISTS INTO A SICK MICKEY. MANDATORY EXTINCTION OF ALL TOURISTS.

[Corp. Hunter2042]

I couldn't agree more.

[maeharaprojekt]

The Tourists:

Why have my wife and children exploded? Even my best neighbor, Woody, suddenly detonated when a firey, red stick landed at his feet; he took out his daughters and grandchildren. What is this Hell?

Be still, my heart! Bleed not thy thermal energy in spontaneity and crystal shards!

The Player:

OMFGWTF! Why are mannequins staring at me! Die-die-die!!!

[darkscaryforest]

Tourists are our friends, tourists are our friends,
(THEY SOMETIMES ACCIDENTALLY KILL)
but they always make amends.

Tourists give us loot, tourists give us loot,
(THEY SOMETIMES MAKE THE CAR EXPLODE)
but then they clear the route.

We are not alone, we are not alone
(THEY SOMETIMES FRY OUR SKIN AND BONE)
our companions in the zone