2 Sticker Slots is unrealistic for a Pacific Northwest Station Wagon Hobo

[Fluffy Monster Thing]

Immersion ruined. As someone living in the pacific northwest. At least 30% of the back window space of any SUV/Station wagon full of boxes and clutter is covered with stickers of every topic imaginable. My neighbors van's window literally is scribbled in unhinged nonsense in paint markers, has a thin blue line flag with all the white lines filled in with pride colors with markers, and a 'please steppy' version of the don't tread on me flag featuring a thick as hell kobold showing it's buttcheeks off beside a 'coexist' sticker where one of the character's is a glock in the Agender pride colors.

[the boot]

i totally agree with this. i want to have so many stickers that the rear view mirror becomes a worthless hunk of glass. the fact i cannot have 47 pride flags on the back of my car is literally jorge orwell 1943

[Fluffy Monster Thing]

Originally posted by the boot:

i totally agree with this. i want to have so many stickers that the rear view mirror becomes a worthless hunk of glass. the fact i cannot have 47 pride flags on the back of my car is literally jorge orwell 1943

I want the back of my car to be banned literature in public schools in the US south too.

[WhiskeyNinja]

Yeah, being a PNW native, an early 90s station wagon should come stock with (note I'm saying offbrand because obviously they couldn't use intellectual property)
- Some offbrand Smokey the Bear/Woodsy Owl bumper sticker about the environment
- Some offbrand Looney Tunes characters
- Local radio station sticker
- Local school program about no drugs/ drunk driving

Then you get slots on top of that.

(I know the devs are PNW natives too, and I've only found 1-2 bumper stickers in the wild, so these might be covered, but I would love to plaster more on the car at once)

[Fluffy Monster Thing]

Originally posted by WhiskeyNinja:

Yeah, being a PNW native, an early 90s station wagon should come stock with (note I'm saying offbrand because obviously they couldn't use intellectual property)
- Some offbrand Smokey the Bear/Woodsy Owl bumper sticker about the environment
- Some offbrand Looney Tunes characters
- Local radio station sticker
- Local school program about no drugs/ drunk driving

Then you get slots on top of that.

(I know the devs are PNW natives too, and I've only found 1-2 bumper stickers in the wild, so these might be covered, but I would love to plaster more on the car at once)

Need like, 9 different coffee shops and some random surf shop from the east coast that they just got the sticker there to look cool for too.

Edit: oh you know what, some wild unhinged in-universe conspiracy stuff about LIM eating babies and the anomalies would be fun too.

[ShockedHearts]

honestly 4 stickers would be perfect. there are so many good options once you have them all. and its a shame my trunk door is so empty even with my 2 favorites.

[Burning like KELT-9b]

agreed, wheres the front windshield sticker slots? you cant see ♥♥♥♥ anyway since your protruding hood panels blocking a good chunk of your view. making you a bit more blind wouldnt matter much at this point.

[IvanThePornTerrorist]

Wish we could just free-place stickers on every body panel so we can make stickerbombed homunculus vehicles if we so choose