Cookie Clicker

Cookie Clicker

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Dopey Shepard 2021 年 9 月 6 日 上午 2:05
This is the slowest Idle game ever
I'm an OG incremental/idle games player. I've played many of them - Realm Grinder, NGU, Anti Idle, Reactor Idle etc.

Recently I started Clicker Heroes (2 days ago) and I can clearly see how much faster that game is compared to cookie clicker

I don't get it, really. I am at like billions/trillions cookies, I can ascend for +2 but apparently that +2 will only give me TWO percent cps? Seriously? It took me so long just to go from +1 to +2 but the game is just designed like that

The production is horrible, I have to wait literally like half an hour at least just to buy one single building, and since I already have 10-15 of them my production doesn't go up that much, so I spent like the last 2 days BARELY going up in production. How is this fun? I literally can't even play the game, I come back to it every 2 hours just to buy 2-4 buildings and that's it

Cookie multipliers are expensive as hell, and only give you +2% for 1 Trillion when that 1 Trillion can buy me 2 buildings, I have already bought all visible multipliers and have leveled my grandmas since they boost other buildings but it doesnt matter, it's just so slow

At what point in this game can you actually play it and do like 1 ascension in a day like in Clicker Heroes where I can ascend every couple of hours? Is this even a thing here or it's just designed to be so obnoxiously slow?
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Gilgamesh 2021 年 9 月 6 日 上午 4:03 
引用自 Zorulu
I maxed all Heavenly Chips after about 70H active fameplay but with a golden cookie autoclicker.
Cheated cookies taste awful
Dopey Shepard 2021 年 9 月 6 日 上午 4:05 
引用自 Yinan
OP, you do realize that Cookie Clicker is THE OG Clicker/Incremental game?
It's like one of the first, if not THE first of its kind.

So yeah, things are slow. That's how it was back then. There are several things, that we take for granted today, missing in Cookie Clicker.
Though it has been updated over the many MANY years since its conception, but there are still many things missing / different than the more modern incrementals/clickers/idles that get out these years...

It definitely isn't the first, it's the first one that MADE the incremental category more popular. Anti Idle goes back to 2009, CC is like from 2013
Neutral Star 2021 年 9 月 6 日 上午 4:26 
I'd also say say during early game Cookie Clicker is not an idle game.
You basically have to unlock its idle part later, but you have to work for it at first.
TheDiaz 2021 年 9 月 6 日 上午 5:53 
Actually, Cookie Clicker is the original and first clicker game, not idle. However, is the classic and the one that initiated the genre.
Dopey Shepard 2021 年 9 月 6 日 上午 6:37 
引用自 TheDiaz
Actually, Cookie Clicker is the original and first clicker game, not idle. However, is the classic and the one that initiated the genre.

you seriously believe a 2013 game is the first clicker game? There were plenty of others before, idle or clicker, and it did not initiate the genre, it only made it more popular
Antyllius 2021 年 9 月 6 日 上午 6:49 
引用自 Dopey Shepard
引用自 TheDiaz
Actually, Cookie Clicker is the original and first clicker game, not idle. However, is the classic and the one that initiated the genre.

you seriously believe a 2013 game is the first clicker game? There were plenty of others before, idle or clicker, and it did not initiate the genre, it only made it more popular

The game is one of the first and most important in the genre of incremental games and has a dedicated fanbase.
Devpn 2021 年 9 月 6 日 上午 6:51 
Even if Cookie clicker isn't the first idle game or anything. It's the game that helped pioneer the genre.

To me, Cookie clicker is really fine like this. Sure it gets slow overtime and trust me I just got this game later in the day yesterday, But i've been playing this game since it came around on Tumblr, back when it didn't even look the way it did (aka cookie clicker classic, you can still play this version too!). I feel like many games in the series tries to make progression faster, to give that dopamine effect immediately while Cookie clicker will give you more content overtime the more you play it that grants an even bigger boost of dopamine when you play it. Sure the beginning part is actually kinda fast, you can get to your first 1 million per second in a couple of hours, But the beauty of this game comes from the patience you have with it.
hippokrene 2021 年 9 月 6 日 上午 6:58 
In 2010, Cow Clicker came out, which gave you one cow sprite you could click once every six hours. That is probably the slowest clicker game that's existed.

If the game is too slow, just cheat. Seriously. Use the web browser to start a game, open the console, give yourself enough for your first ascension, and port the save to steam. You can just skip the early game if you want.
最后由 hippokrene 编辑于; 2021 年 9 月 6 日 上午 7:07
引用自 Dopey Shepard
I'm an OG incremental/idle games player. I've played many of them - Realm Grinder, NGU, Anti Idle, Reactor Idle etc.

Recently I started Clicker Heroes (2 days ago) and I can clearly see how much faster that game is compared to cookie clicker

I don't get it, really. I am at like billions/trillions cookies, I can ascend for +2 but apparently that +2 will only give me TWO percent cps? Seriously? It took me so long just to go from +1 to +2 but the game is just designed like that

The production is horrible, I have to wait literally like half an hour at least just to buy one single building, and since I already have 10-15 of them my production doesn't go up that much, so I spent like the last 2 days BARELY going up in production. How is this fun? I literally can't even play the game, I come back to it every 2 hours just to buy 2-4 buildings and that's it

Cookie multipliers are expensive as hell, and only give you +2% for 1 Trillion when that 1 Trillion can buy me 2 buildings, I have already bought all visible multipliers and have leveled my grandmas since they boost other buildings but it doesnt matter, it's just so slow

At what point in this game can you actually play it and do like 1 ascension in a day like in Clicker Heroes where I can ascend every couple of hours? Is this even a thing here or it's just designed to be so obnoxiously slow?

Free to play mobile games rely on keeping your attention for longer periods of time by making it look like you're making more progress than you actually are, and the higher amount of <insert point name here>s ends up bloating the cost of buildings/characters and upgrades. This game is an idle game that you leave on in the background and check in on every once in a while, and eventually build up to the high-tier buildings and build a high prestige to unlock parts of the game (such as spellcasting, farming, and seasons) that allow you to gain absurd CpS from knowing what, and when to do certain things. Pretty sure the game was also originally built as a joke and is actively trying to make you stop playing it and go outside.

Basically; Illusion of progression vs. long-term, real progression.
Dex 2021 年 9 月 6 日 上午 9:44 
unfortunately the game seems solely balanced around the golden cookies, so if you're not actively playing you'll progress at 1/1000 of the speed of the active players. it's pretty ridiculous
Panners 2021 年 9 月 6 日 上午 10:17 
"I'm an OG clicker/incremental games player"
No you are not, and also that's not a proud title to be calling yourself even if you were.
Cookie clicker is an OG idle game from like 2010... I used to play it on my school computers back then.
GrandTickler 2021 年 9 月 6 日 上午 11:45 
Its not slow u just dont understand the mechanics
Dopey Shepard 2021 年 9 月 6 日 下午 12:09 
"Free to play mobile games"

Uhh what? What do any of the games I listed have anything to do with F2P mobile games? Also, the only mobile idle that I did was Realm Grinder, and I didn't do it for long, cuz its very obnoxious on mobile

"Its not slow u just dont understand the mechanics"

ah yes, when I have to wait a whole hour just to buy 1 building, in the meantime I do a whole run in Clicker Heroes or 1-2 reincarnations in Realm Grinder, yup, that's definitely not slow. Now I may have been pointed towards the spells by another user, and while this has definitely helped me, the game is slow. It grows 1 sugar lump in 1 day, and +1 in ascension would only give you 1% cps unlike 10 or even 100 like you would get in other games

""I'm an OG clicker/incremental games player"
No you are not, and also that's not a proud title to be calling yourself even if you were.
Cookie clicker is an OG idle game from like 2010... I used to play it on my school computers back then."

Wow good job assuming smth about somebody when you don't even know anything about them. I'll let you in on a secret, not even 5 years ago I was on kongregate, doing my first run in Realm Grinder. On a side, I played Anti Idle. Back in the day there were 2 chat rooms for Anti Idle as there were still players for both chat rooms, over time 2 became 1 as a lot of people left. I know all this because I went through all of that myself. You don't just get this kind of experience in a spur of a moment. Also, there were more than 10 active chat rooms for Realm Grinder, which also heavily diminished down to 4-6 as a lot of people started leaving the game, especially later on when NGU came out

So who are you to tell me whether I am an OG idler or not?

Also, Cookie Clicker was released in 2013, any source on the internet would confirm that. So you don't even know anything
TheDiaz 2021 年 9 月 6 日 下午 1:31 
"ah yes, when I have to wait a whole hour just to buy 1 building, in the meantime I do a whole run in Clicker Heroes or 1-2 reincarnations in Realm Grinder, yup, that's definitely not slow. Now I may have been pointed towards the spells by another user, and while this has definitely helped me, the game is slow. It grows 1 sugar lump in 1 day, and +1 in ascension would only give you 1% cps unlike 10 or even 100 like you would get in other games"

Because those games were designed to be played fast and on short runs while cookie clicker was designed as a slow paced game that you can have on alternative tab (or minimized on this case) while you do other stuff and your cookies grow, while clicking sometimes after certain point?
Some Kinda Kobold 2021 年 9 月 6 日 下午 2:10 
"Wah I can only get +2 for Ascending after just a couple of days of gameplay."

Cookie clicker is a proper idle game. Not some small Minigame claiming to be an idle game. It's supposed to kinda just, sit open and be looked at every now and then. Ya know. Played IDLY.

Let's say you're waiting for another game to load a match, or you're waiting for friends to join, or you have a couple of minutes of spare time before a meeting, you can untab the game and click the cookie for a while, grab a few buildings in the meantime. That's what this game is supposed to be. Not something you stare at constantly for an hour or open up every 5 minutes.
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