I built a tearlament deck and it was awful.

[Knud den Store 🧙‍♂]

I finally had crafted a Tearlament competitive deck down to the tee and even have the cards for the mask change and shaddoll variants but the next day my hair started to fall off and I began to gain a lot of weight. I swear my voice was one octave higher.

I woke up a few days ago and I had a subscription to Disney+ for some reason, all my heavy metal, gaming memorabilia, sports magazines and historical souvenirs were replaced all by Star Wars Funko Pops. My crucifix was replaced by some coomer art of Tearlament Kitkallos.

I logged in into my computer and I was suddenly using a Mac Book complete with safari which had bookmarks to Blacked()com and other similar sites I had never heard of. My fridge is full of plant based soy fake meat and for some reason I shouted: OH MY HECKING SCIENCE! I am SHOCK!

Over the past days I had an unhealthy obsession over tearlament, anime, waifus, atheism and discord and twitter just installed on their own. I went into an alt account and spent $200 crafting another Tear deck to play exclusively on Bronze ladder. Then went into my main account to play Tear on Diamond ladder.

Luckily my bros noticed, took me to the nearest church and Father Samuel emptied a bucket of Holy Water on me and with all my strength I was able to repeat “Christ Is King” until I went back to normal, abs and all. It was a terrifying experience, my gf was able to log in into my MD account and dust all the tearlament cards unharmed.

Have anyone else had similar experiences playing tearlament?

[Yerc2]

Your creativity and commitment are acknowledged.

[Tunnel Sharks Rule!!!]

Still obtaining the cards, currently on 2k of the pack

[Zaebore]

Amazing. This outstanding post is much deserved for an award for creative writing and speech. Well done and I enjoyed it quite a lot.

[Hexi]

You will eat ze bugs
You will live in the pod
You will whale on tearlament
You will own nothing and be happy

[Papa Smurf]

Originally posted by Yerc2:

Your creativity and commitment are acknowledged.

Don't give them too much credit, it's a copypasta

[Knud den Store 🧙‍♂]

Originally posted by Papa Smurf:

Originally posted by Yerc2:

Your creativity and commitment are acknowledged.

Don't give them too much credit, it's a copypasta

May seem like it because I do appropriate a lot of memes but no.
However my post uses GNU open License so feel free to use it too.

[Merilirem]

This is why Tear is so hard to play. The weak succumb to their own inner demons and Lament their own frailty.

[Knud den Store 🧙‍♂]

Originally posted by Merilirem:

This is why Tear is so hard to play. The weak succumb to their own inner demons and Lament their own frailty.

So Bagooska Pass is result of Tear players watching kuck pr0n as they play?
checks out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD0rWzbjyFQ

[Merilirem]

Originally posted by Knud den Store 🧙‍♂:

Originally posted by Merilirem:

This is why Tear is so hard to play. The weak succumb to their own inner demons and Lament their own frailty.

So Bagooska Pass is result of Tear players watching kuck pr0n as they play?
checks out.

I didn't even know Tear was running Bagooska. Like memes aside I had to check and I guess they do.

[Knud den Store 🧙‍♂]

Originally posted by Merilirem:

Originally posted by Knud den Store 🧙‍♂:

So Bagooska Pass is result of Tear players watching kuck pr0n as they play?
checks out.

I didn't even know Tear was running Bagooska. Like memes aside I had to check and I guess they do.

Baboooshka pass is like Soulsword's Baronne Pass, a dead giveaway of a bad pilot and newbie's first starting combo they learned off of youtube.

But in all honestly folks, Tearlament is not bad but the cards do too much, they are expensive in any format and there is plenty of peer pressure to have all players pilot this deck because "they must absolutely need to have these cards or else you are not playing the game at all!!! This is TEAR ZERO Bahbee! Like and Subscribe for more Garbage Content! "

Md is so broken you can find plenty of decks that beat Tear in MD because our banlist is stupid. Rhongo is legal for some stupid reason.

[Cinnamoon_dragon]

The Christian religion is exotic in most Asian countries, it is always interesting to look at the interpretation of biblical stories in various Japanese anime and games. Angels, for example, very often appear on the dual side, their desire for order is expressed in some kind of despotism and absolutism, and in the name of good and with better intentions, they do some bad thing according to the plot. Or supposedly, good angel characters, are shown too grotesquely silly and cute. Demons and dark characters on the contrary are very cool and powerful, it is possible to find all sorts of references to the demons of Goetia, some of Yugioh's cards even mention Crowley, who was a real occultist. So the next time you play your favorite Tearlament deck, it's quite possible that a portal to another dimension will open somewhere..