I would LOVE to take control of a minion when I die, even if it's just one minion per death

[Tastywaves]

I understand the respawn timer getting longer as you get stronger, but when I'm waiting for over a minute while the entire enemy team is nuking our Patron I would at least like the illusion of a chance to stop them (also I think it would be fun in general).

[Discotooth™]

It would do nothing whatsoever, Time to Kill is so high for a player with abilities. If you want to play a minion, try Dynamo