We should sue to get our money back and destroy rockstar

[El Noodle]

Imagine that you have bought the game to have fun online, just to find out that rockstar aint doing anything against the script kids. Yet, they are willing to take your money

[Silhouette]

Unhappy with the game? Leave a negative Steam Review.

It's really the only thing you can do. :/

lol, or refund the game if you've played it less than 2 hours. :P

But yeah, this game is overrun with cheaters; it's an incredible disappointment.

[Canuck]

If you guys actually looked up how to host private games....

[El Noodle]

Originally posted by Canuck:

If you guys actually looked up how to host private games....

Ah the good old look the other way method.

[CC]

Originally posted by El Noodle:

We should sue to get our money back and destroy rockstar

So you want to sue right? Okay, lets take a look.

RDO costs $20. The average attorney rate is about $300/hr. Assuming it's a quick win and you only used an hour on the clock, when you get your $20 back, minus $300 attorney fees, you would have made -$280.

If the case went to small claim and took 1 hour, and assuming you're not jobless and had to take an hour off of work for court, with the average minimum wage about $15/hr in popular states like New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Illinois, Connecticut, California, Delaware, Maryland, etc., your one hour off of work would cost you $15 plus gas and travel time (unless you mom gives you a ride) would be at least $20. You win the case and get your RDO $20 back to pay for your lost time and gas. Sounds amazing. But wait, there's more.

You're not just any noodle; you're EL NUDOLE. You do things big like Texas and go all the way with a class-action lawsuit, rallying all the other noodles in the country to help your case -- fresh ramen, dried ramen, fried ramen, even instant ramen noodle #1 cup with two girls for that extra spicy, emotional support (chicken flavor).

So the strategy for a class-action lawsuit is stretching out the case for as long as possible to accumulate attorney fees, and the side that can last the longest before running out of money has the best chance of winning.

Rockstar Games is owned by Take-Two, which has a total equity of $5.6 billion, total assets of $12.2 billion, and a net worth of $33 billion for 2024.

How many noodle friends do you have and how much liquid asset is available for the class-action lawsuit? I think you're going to need a lot more than a couple of girlfriends and your 1 cup of noodle to have a solid case worth pushing for 😊🤣


Wait, your thread suggestion is very familiar. Are you related to this guy...🤣
https://youtu.be/8lG4DBaUO_I?si=zY8onTIup4gNFvfw

[CC]

Originally posted by El Noodle:

Originally posted by Canuck:

If you guys actually looked up how to host private games....

Ah the good old look the other way method.

No it's the "find a solution that solves the problem" method, and a private lobby solves the problem. Go back to sleep, grandpa lol.

[El Noodle]

Originally posted by CC:

Originally posted by El Noodle:

Ah the good old look the other way method.

No it's the "find a solution that solves the problem" method, and a private lobby solves the problem. Go back to sleep, grandpa lol.

Goodnight

[Silhouette]

Private sessions are amazing if you're content to play just by yourself or with a small group of close friends.

However, if you picked up Red Dead Online because you wanted to enjoy a full-multiplayer experience, you'll be left sorely disappointed - all the public sessions are overrun with cheaters. @_@

[motzk]

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[Fisken]

Good luck I guess, let us know how it goes.