Squirrel Facts!

[shmumbler]

I THINK I have found all the squirrel fact notes... So for anybody who's curious:

• Squirrels can sometimes run at speeds of up to 20 mph!
  
• Squirrels can survive a fall of as much as 30ft and can jump up to 20ft.
  
• Squirrels use their tails for many things, including for balance and as a parachute when falling.
  
• Squirrels have 4 sharp toes on their front feet for climbing, and 5 toes on their back feet
  
• Squirrels can eat their body weight in food every week!
  
• Although squirrels mostly eat nuts, seeds, and fruit, they have been known to eat insects, bird eggs, and even animal carcasses
  
• A male squirrel can smell a female in heat, from up to a mile away.
  
• Squirrels can regenerate lost limbs, although it can take a few years to do so.
  
• Squirrels have urine release valves under their eyes, and urinate on each other’s face to communicate.
  
• Squirrels break down their food with a structure called a gastric mill, which is located in their stomach.
  
• In 2007, 14 squirrels were arrested in Iran.
  
• Squirrels can debone a human male in under 3 hours.
  
• Squirrels delight in causing pain.
  
• Squirrels are capable of hating you
  
• Squirrels cannot burp, vomit, or experience heartburn.
  
• Squirrels use chemosensory leg and feet hairs to identify food, then track it with their front antenna.
  
• Squirrels are always watching.
  
• There are more squirrels than you have bullets. And you have made him very, very angry…

[Drakeema]

STICKY

[Lunatic Devotee]

Why can it regenerate lost limbs but when I cut someone's arm off it doesn't regenerate???

[SpiffingExaggeration42]

Originally posted by Lunatic Devotee:

Why can it regenerate lost limbs but when I cut someone's arm off it doesn't regenerate???

Squirrels are better than you, clearly.