The Demon Chicken

[Mick]

I read about some sort of monster chicken in the in game bestiary under the the Chicken entry. In the 2nd paragraph.

?????

[Sawatis]

angry chicken is not to be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with

[Mick]

Cool.... is that a Hen or Rooster?

[Excessively Caffeinated Stoner]

It's neither. It's the gaping yet gender-less void in your mind where runescape lore should be.

[Mick]

I wrote a song about a Demon Rooster, that turns evil. He's pretty big for a chicken, big enough for several people to ride on. You can't eat him, because he only would taste of fire and brimstone, and you couldn't even try cooking him. He's immune to all forms of heat, fire and lightening. He also breath's fire. He has horns and can speak and understand any human language. He's got huge stat block and he's called Watcher. and he announces the crack of dawn when ever he wants to.

Would any of you care to hear his song?

I will only warn you that I can only play it using Suno Music A.I. Howverr,. I got it up on You-Tube...

Anybody interested?

[Das Trojanische Pferd]

thats just the lore for the Evil chicken in Runescape so jea

[Mick]

Really, I never played enough of the original Runescape games to notice. So, I made my own demonic chicken lore up for a Table-Top-Role-Playing-Game and tie-in comic book graphic novel that I am working on. So far, I have written about 19 songs with lore for my game (called Spell-Slingers-of-the-Cheesy-Scroll) and comic (Master-Aberrant-Belligerent-Wizards)....

If any of you are interested in hearing my demon-rooster song (♥♥♥♥-of-the-Walk.) just let me know or alternately look for them on You-Tube. I have about 10 songs up there now.

:)

[Mick]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnWnr21nIEg