No Rest for the Wicked

No Rest for the Wicked

Milk-Drinkers beware!
This game does not come with a "Win" button.

You signed up for Early Access..........

This game will Kill you a lot.

This game has a small parry window and back-stab window, your Win buttons are obsolete here.

Large enemies will at some point run out of stamina them selves leaving openings. use your brain.

Nimble enemies don't run out of stamina like the larger counterparts so use your brain.
Stop crying to mamma on steam and use your brain.

I love the moments that i'm getting my ass handed to me by an insignificant enemy and all hope is lost. barely any hp, a sword nearly broke, its been a long dance. sweat pouring down my face, my nerves shot, my ass tight......... and the Milk-drinker comes in for the final blow and with out a seconds thought i punch the parry button and miraculous landing a perfect parry, ultimately turning the tide of battle, he stumbles back and i lung mashing my Stupid stick in the side of his head sending him back to the land of the milk-drinkers.

may he rest in peace and live out the rest of his after life complaining on steam forums.
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Beams May 1 @ 12:10pm 
nobody asked
Originally posted by Razorbeam:
nobody asked
just block his ilk and move along :)
Originally posted by NeroAngelo:
Originally posted by Razorbeam:
nobody asked
just block his ilk and move along :)
the ilk has a problem with milk =(
Clown farmer
+ 1

edit: shut up and take my award points ;P
Last edited by PrimusNephilim; May 2 @ 12:57pm
Its like you have a tiny sized window to enjoy a challenging game before people review bomb it and Devs are forced to make it easy AF..... Sad times....
If you find the game hard, make another realm and do the first boss again and go to Sacrament tower and get an additional plauge ichor. Now you are a couple of levels higher, and go back to your main realm and now it's much more mangeable.
the "git gud" crowd supporting a game that became simply painful to play...
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