Dyson Sphere?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!??!?!?

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This is genuinly the name of a patented vacu-suck thinghy, the Dyson Sphere Technology used to suck up the kitty lidder?!!!?!

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The founder of Dyson cleaners is James Dyson
The theorist of the Dyson sphere is Freeman Dyson

James Dyson founded the school of Dyson Institute of Engineering and Technology
Gordon Freeman is named after Freeman Dyson

James Dyson has been given several British civil awards and honors
Freeman Dyson has been given several British intelligence awards and honors

Back in 2009, New York Times slammed James Dyson for being denying climate change, when in reality Freeman Dyson was the one who died climate change, NYT were so embarrased by the stunt they did that they outright didn't just delete the report, but also deleted the page itself entirely from their site where it can only now be found on the Wayback Machine

Freeman Dyson never recived a PhD in any branch of science yet helped found the ground works of the quantum field along with Hugh Lowell Montgomery in the topic of the Riemann hypothesis

Yet in all of this, neither of them are remotely related or have meet each other in real life despite countless people having confused the two

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Ya'll want to know something funny?

The founder of Dyson cleaners is James Dyson
The theorist of the Dyson sphere is Freeman Dyson

James Dyson founded the school of Dyson Institute of Engineering and Technology
Gordon Freeman is named after Freeman Dyson

James Dyson has been given several British civil awards and honors
Freeman Dyson has been given several British intelligence awards and honors

Back in 2009, New York Times slammed James Dyson for being denying climate change, when in reality Freeman Dyson was the one who died climate change, NYT were so embarrased by the stunt they did that they outright didn't just delete the report, but also deleted the page itself entirely from their site where it can only now be found on the Wayback Machine

Freeman Dyson never recived a PhD in any branch of science yet helped found the ground works of the quantum field along with Hugh Lowell Montgomery in the topic of the Riemann hypothesis

Yet in all of this, neither of them are remotely related or have meet each other in real life despite countless people having confused the two

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