Guide: How to adopt a Mutant girl with 3 legs

[[FFO] Gator Chan]

So after my first time playing I instantly managed to wipe my deaf co-worker out of existance by entering a cave, I decided to get me a waifu.
Setting up shelter at the beach near the shark infested waters i found a pew pew in a raft off the coast.
After obtaining my pew pew a shark as big as a 4x4 attacked me but as a responsible gun owner I only magdumped him... twice.
On the shore i saw a women 3 legs 3 arms in a bikini...
i thought i was dreaming.
She always ran away from me as all women do.
So i decided it was time to get my 5th restraining order.

Here starts the Guide:
Find Women
Watch her and make sure she is looking at you
approach
she'll run away
watch her always be in her line of sight
she comes closer and runs away
don't give up it only took me 3 hours
she will start approaching and then run away again
after some time she'll start dancing (saw it like 3 times)
then she will play games with you (hiding behind tree)
then she will do the amber and take a sh.. behind a tree (i wish i was joking)
you will see that she comes closer after some time again
(she will put her hands up once like don't hurt me)
and run away
after about 45 min she startet being nice for the first time
she bring fruit for you to eat and say some words that are not understandable
she did it like 3 times
after a while doing the back and forth game again of her running away
she finally came closer and then take off again
she did that quite a bit until at some point she came up to me (never move she runs away!)
once backpack symbol comes up
you finally domesticated her
she likes you now but still runs away from you once you wear your creepy fedora
also she likes to dance at the beach while the radio is playing music.

tldr:
follow
look
follow
look
look if she signals you come closer or stay way
if stay away back up
repeat
after some time fruit for you
follow
watch
now she signals follow or come closer
she likes you congrats you got a gf

[Korser]

I actually really liked this guide. Thank you

[[FFO] Gator Chan]

Happy to hear that :)

[GamingWithHybrid]

Sounds like I'm defusing a bomb or something.
I'm definitely gonna follow ur instructions

[Ghevd]

LMFAO!
I'm disappointed this isn't under guides. Clearly it is the definitive one on the subject matter.

You should fix that.

[SpectralFox]

how long where you typing for

[[FFO] Gator Chan]

like... 2 min

[OmgDaNinja]

I mean i did none of that and got the inventory thing after surviving 4 days.. 2 of the days spend underground doing caveman things.

Comically enough i completely ignored her from the start and pretty sure first time i even saw her when coming out of the cave and noticed the inventory icon when walking past her lol

[[FFO] Gator Chan]

lmao that is interesting

[Nemesis]

i found a girl before but she runned away from me and never found her, any sugestions?

[SpectralFox]

ik it visions is mutant lady its the only answer of how she typed so fast

[[FFO] Gator Chan]

Originally posted by Nemesis:

i found a girl before but she runned away from me and never found her, any sugestions?

She will come back once you set up camp might take 1-2 ingame days also depending on where your base is (deep forest makes her hard to spot) just be patent and look around your base

[[FFO] Gator Chan]

Originally posted by wikipediaserver:

ik it visions is mutant lady its the only answer of how she typed so fast

Oh ♥♥♥♥ he found us out lets leave amber