So, when are we going to get the ability to beat the stuffing out of Helob?

[Star Sage]

Because that spider needs a good squashing.

[ilikethecokev2]

But Helob provides us with followers. He's too useful to get squashed.

If there's anyone who deserves a beating it's the Fox. And the Executioner as we never properly get our revenge against him.

[Hatstand]

Don't you dare squish my second-favourite spider! : )

[Cursed Hawkins]

OP, do you have Arachnophobia by any chance?

[Star Sage]

Originally posted by ilikethecokev2:

But Helob provides us with followers. He's too useful to get squashed.

If there's anyone who deserves a beating it's the Fox. And the Executioner as we never properly get our revenge against him.

Oh I want to squash them too, maybe give another way to get his pieces to get the Fleece, along with Midas, since I don't feel like giving Patrick Star's cousin anything but a beating.

Originally posted by Cursed Hawkins:

OP, do you have Arachnophobia by any chance?

Oh, absolutely, but I still married Spider Spouse, along with Cat Husband, Plant Husband, Squid Husband, and Frog Wife. That has little bearing on my desire to squish a slaving bastard. As the Good Word says, Slavers deserve a long walk out a short airlock.

[Cursed Hawkins]

Originally posted by Star Sage:

Originally posted by Cursed Hawkins:

OP, do you have Arachnophobia by any chance?

Oh, absolutely, but I still married Spider Spouse, along with Cat Husband, Plant Husband, Squid Husband, and Frog Wife. That has little bearing on my desire to squish a slaving bastard. As the Good Word says, Slavers deserve a long walk out a short airlock.

You mean like you and all the other bishops? What you think the followers do anything of their own free will? You're no less a hero as you are a villain all the same, plus you don't even know how Helob gets followers since all he says is to "never let your followers leave" meaning all the followers he's shown to be with WERE DISSENTERS that left their previous cults.

[Azrael]

To be fair, Helob was right...
...those tasty morsels...
...I do love the crunch CRUNCH of their little bones...
They are tiny pathetic creatures! But so tasty...

*Burp*

[Star Sage]

Originally posted by Cursed Hawkins:

Originally posted by Star Sage:

Oh, absolutely, but I still married Spider Spouse, along with Cat Husband, Plant Husband, Squid Husband, and Frog Wife. That has little bearing on my desire to squish a slaving bastard. As the Good Word says, Slavers deserve a long walk out a short airlock.

You mean like you and all the other bishops? What you think the followers do anything of their own free will? You're no less a hero as you are a villain all the same, plus you don't even know how Helob gets followers since all he says is to "never let your followers leave" meaning all the followers he's shown to be with WERE DISSENTERS that left their previous cults.

I would, if I could, send my followers from these fetid lands, and allow them to prosper elsewhere. The Old Faith is a virus, in the end, and while it works of evil, I have bent the evil towards better purpose. The Followers of my Flock know that I will not sacrifice them save where it must be done, and until then, they will not live in fear or terror, they will live in light and plenty. I will protect them, and make their lives as joyous as possible, and protect them from the Fox's teeth, Midas' greed, or yes, Helob's hunger.

Also, there ARE other settlements in the lands of the Old Faith besides the Bishops and yourself, you can run into some of them in the Follower Gain events, wherein those settlements were burned by the Bishops(Or destroyed by Paranoia depending on the event).

Yes, I get nothing for being a 'good person' but then, the same is true for Undertale, and I don't kill people in that either. I welcome all into peace and light. Woe betide those who threaten the innocent when the Lamb is lurking in the darkness of this world. Bah Ram Ewe!