Please help I am going to cry :(

[twitch lunarhahaepic]

I have been rotting on this game for hours, scouring the internet trying to figure out whats wrong. I have done everything I can do at this stage. The demon chair just won't unlock at all, the foot chair won't unlock, and like 4 of the achievements are just completely locked for me because the game just will not let me continue. I have tried everything please help

[sosorrysoft]

alllright, don't cry big demon chair won't first appear in the random roster until you have about 4 different unique chairs' digits in your rolodex, or have doinked the big demon chair before
& the foot chair won't appear until after you've first successfully doinked the big demon chair