Thus begins this charming love story, a sight for sore eyes, I might say. Gonna take long pulls to wash the hangover out of my system. It was pretty good Movie night, ladies.

I'm sorry to say it (imagine the sort of voice that clearly indicates one's not remotely sorry), but it was kinda Alien: isolation story if it were in ancient Egypt. But it's really almost impossible to measure amount of phecks I (hope you as well) couldn't give on the grounds that science has yet to invent a tool capable of detecting such a negligible amount.

Semper Fi, Developers!

amazing

I didn't like the story at all... At first it seemed interesting and gave me "The Mummy 1999) movie vibes, but then it just started to be about war and then in the end about SPOILER aliens... That was the last straw for me and couldn't react more than just saying "ok, but what the actual f**k". The reason why I love The Dark Pictures, is because the stories are fictional or based out of real stories with some added fantasies.

Man Of Medan, a fictional paranormal horror story but it seemed like something that could've happened. A ship with poison gas that made you hallucinate and think that there are some paranormal activities, and made you go crazy. Yeah pretty awesome!

Little Hope, a psychological and folk horror. A guy with childhood trauma of losing his family, living in the present still blaming himself of what happened and reliving the past with his imagination. Also really gave me huge Schizophrenia vibes. Again yeah! Stuff that some people actually go through!

But then... House Of Ashes... cool start but then, ok war? secret underground ruins that we saw at the beginning? and then flying bat-like aliens? like wtff ???