PATCH NOTES

[Jet]

Hello Heisters 👊😎

I'm a time traveler from the future (two months into the future to be exact) and the first patch for this game was released there, so I thought i'd boot up my Time Machine and come back and let you guys know what's in store for you all.

I gotta say, it's a real juicy patch. The boys over at Starbreeze were definitely putting in that work, no doubt. Here's the nitty-gritty of what you all are waiting patiently to experience.

Patch 1.01
*Added automatic mission failure condition during mission "Touch the Sky" if any player sits in the bathroom for too long.
*Fixed exp exploit on mission "99 boxes."

There you are Heisters... Just hang in there a bit more and you'll be able to experience that juicy patch 👊😎

[MOTIONMAN]

LIAR! I'm a time-traveler also and it took till Jan 15 2024 for Starbreeze to announce there will be no update, nor any future support. The next day the servers all went offline and 3 days later they released a public statement that the company was closing their doors.

[Rascal]

nobody cares

[MOTIONMAN]

Originally posted by gothgirls:

nobody cares

LIAR! Seems you do... else ya wouldn't have wasted the time to post.

[PsyWarVeteran]

Funny not found.

[MOTIONMAN]

Originally posted by PsyWarVeteran:

Funny not found.

"Please update Payday 3..."
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"No update found. Please wait for update"

[Erk]

Originally posted by MOTIONMAN:

Originally posted by gothgirls:

nobody cares

LIAR! Seems you do... else ya wouldn't have wasted the time to post.

it took bro 2 second to type that and you out here wasting your time lol

quite an accurate catch tho

[PsyWarVeteran]

Originally posted by MOTIONMAN:

"Please update Payday 3..."
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"No update found. Please wait for update"

Again, funny not found ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Wandering Flare]

Our best damage control operative, Incompetent Iggy, has been dispatched to your location. Keep those helmets flying! 👊😎 - Starbreeze

[Rascal]

Originally posted by MOTIONMAN:

Originally posted by gothgirls:

nobody cares

LIAR! Seems you do... else ya wouldn't have wasted the time to post.

Originally posted by Erk:

Originally posted by MOTIONMAN:

LIAR! Seems you do... else ya wouldn't have wasted the time to post.

it took bro 2 second to type that and you out here wasting your time lol

quite an accurate catch tho

nobody cares

[SunSic]

Originally posted by gothgirls:

Originally posted by MOTIONMAN:

LIAR! Seems you do... else ya wouldn't have wasted the time to post.

Originally posted by Erk:

it took bro 2 second to type that and you out here wasting your time lol

quite an accurate catch tho

nobody cares

i care. but im a nobody. so im not exactly correcting you.

[Rascal]

Originally posted by SunSic:

Originally posted by gothgirls:

nobody cares

i care. but im a nobody. so im not exactly correcting you.

No way King, you're a somebody to me 👊😎 Have a great rest of your week!