Gollum Rap (to honor him)

[Hecticvoodu]

My name is Sméagol and I'm here to say

I stole a golden ring on my birthday

I killed my cousin then I made off quick

To a cave in the mountains where I stroke my ♥♥♥♥

Theres a cat named Gollum who is also here

And we live in a cave cuz we lost our hair

Lost our ring to a duplicitous hobbit

We gotsta track him down and rob whomst who robbed it

We needs our precious back, Gollum, ♥♥♥♥ that hobbit

Gotta lead him down to Shelob

She'll eat him, he'll drop it

*beat drops*

Our name is Gollum we're obsessed with a ring

Ain't no single ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hobbit gonna mess with our bling.

[The MidgetCrusader69]

i awarded you with a jester because it was so bad

[Hecticvoodu]

Originally posted by The MidgetCrusader69:

i awarded you with a jester because it was so bad

thank you friend i did it for him

[Caz]

I mean, yea, it's bad, but in a fun way. lol

[Puppet Pal Clem]

This actually goes hard!!! Nice job OP my favorite part was the stroking in the cave and the hairless cat

[Mr. No_Effs_Given]

Better than the game.

[Sigma]

They should license this from you and release it as a dlc.