Hilarious Angry joe review, nothing new but still funny

[CyberBob]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adbsYyb0s6A

[Arnie Rimsy BSc.SSc.]

Who is angry jo

[Hawk Man]

People are going be making fun of the game for feature a map with a dildo on it. I can already see the reviews coming in now.

"It's cheaper to buy a strap-on than the game"

[M&M's]

Originally posted by Arnold Judas Rimmer:

Who is angry jo

Ohooo

[Mr. No_Effs_Given]

1/10? Disliked, score is way too high.

[CyberBob]

Originally posted by Mr. No_Effs_Given:

1/10? Disliked, score is way too high.

I agree lol. I cant remember the last time Joe gave a game a 1. I mean the game is a contender to be the worst game ever made imo.

[✠ Sigmar ✠]

AJ is on point as always. The main thing you learn from this review is that patching out the bugs and the ridiculous performance issues Daedalic had to issue their public apology for - it does not help, because there is no compelling adventure story there in the first place. "Climb this wall", "sneak behind the orcs", "collect some slave tags for the third time", finally "strangle the main villain to death off-screen" - this does not even have the potential of being a good entry in the LotR franchise.

If I were them, I would just refund every player who paid money to be their involuntary beta tester and give back the Tolkien license for good, then try their talents on a less demanding project. The people working on this clearly overestimated themselves.

[CyberBob]

Originally posted by ✠ Sigmar ✠:

AJ is on point as always. The main thing you learn from this review is that patching out the bugs and the ridiculous performance issues Daedalic had to issue their public apology for - it does not help, because there is no compelling adventure story there in the first place. "Climb this wall", "sneak behind the orcs", "collect some slave tags for the third time", finally "strangle the main villain to death off-screen" - this does not even have the potential of being a good entry in the LotR franchise.

If I were them, I would just refund every player who paid money to be their involuntary beta tester and give back the Tolkien license for good, then try their talents on a less demanding project. The people working on this clearly overestimated themselves.

I totally agree, that would be the right thing to do just refund I would respect that somewhat at least. I mean if you watch the review or any review the word that comes to mind is utter incompetence in whoever is behind this from the lacking gameplay to the bugs to the ai generated apology to the manipulation of the forum and bans. No patch yet. Its like we are the enemy now. Thats the easy route to take I guess.

[blackforce999]

Originally posted by Arnold Judas Rimmer:

Who is angry jo

some ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

[Tonkinese]

Angry Joe is YouTube cancer

[Mr. No_Effs_Given]

Originally posted by Tonkinese:

Angry Joe is YouTube cancer

Maybe. But this time he's right though.

[✠ Sigmar ✠]

Originally posted by Tonkinese:

Angry Joe is YouTube cancer

Joe Vargas is born on June 18th, which means he is not quite a Cancer (missed that one by three days), he is Gemini.

[blackforce999]

Happy you know some random birthday that's creepy, he is an obnoxious grown ass man that acts 12 years old.

[asop73]

Its interesting that 8 months ago they were talking to Daedalic about streaming this game but Daedalic refused. Daedalic knew 8 months ago this game sucked.

But the question I have is - was it always the plan to make a stinker and hope the IP alone will sell copies of the game (in other words, minimum viable product), OR did they intend to make a good game but just couldn't.

[CyberBob]

Originally posted by asop73:

Its interesting that 8 months ago they were talking to Daedalic about streaming this game but Daedalic refused. Daedalic knew 8 months ago this game sucked.

But the question I have is - was it always the plan to make a stinker and hope the IP alone will sell copies of the game (in other words, minimum viable product), OR did they intend to make a good game but just couldn't.

As you say if they refused that streaming they must have known it for a while that the game was really bad in all aspects. They knew the game was bad and broken at launch and still released it. The lack of integrity to do that astonishes me. They relied solely on the IP of LOTR to carry them through the muddy water at aaa price. So now they are instead dragging the LOTR IP through the mud. And now in this forum they act like they are defending their customers from evil trolls, when they themselves are responsible for all the "drama". And are really the ones treating their customers extremely poorly. There is still no patch and just utter silence. The game and bugs and ai apology seems like someone who didn't really care and still dont. I can't remember a worse launch of a game.

[Many-Named]

Originally posted by Tonkinese:

Angry Joe is YouTube cancer

Lol you're just jealous