Surfboard is stupid

[black_Leviathan]

Why can't you use the surfboard to surf spikes and stuff? This doesn't make much sense. Not only is the attacking method of the surf board bad, things which would you would expect of the surfboard like surfing spikes and water aren't possible.

[Virgil]

Surfing on water makes sense, but surfing on spikes makes absolutely no sense at all. Have you ever surfed or boogie boarded before? A board is not going to protect you from spikes, although that imagery is absolutely hilarious.

[Attournity At Coleslaw]

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[black_Leviathan]

Originally posted by Virgil:

Surfing on water makes sense, but surfing on spikes makes absolutely no sense at all. Have you ever surfed or boogie boarded before? A board is not going to protect you from spikes, although that imagery is absolutely hilarious.

Well, if I can kill thousands of monsters, covered fully in armor or made of bones with my surfboard, then it should be durable enough to surve on spikes.

[Virgil]

Originally posted by black_Leviathan:

Well, if I can kill thousands of monsters, covered fully in armor or made of bones with my surfboard, then it should be durable enough to surve on spikes.

An excellent point and I cannot fault your videogame logic.

[Gnodab]

Take Hermes' Boots and you can surf on spikes.

[Mutant Overlord]

Ohhhh nooooooooooooo fun in video games? MY IMMERSION IS BROKEN!!!

[Virgil]

Originally posted by Mutant Overlord:

Ohhhh nooooooooooooo fun in video games? MY IMMERSION IS BROKEN!!!

I think you need to smoke a blunt and relax.

[black_Leviathan]

Originally posted by Gnodab:

Take Hermes' Boots and you can surf on spikes.

The problem is you don't encounter them ever time, though they are indeed excellent and I always buy them.

[Mutant Overlord]

Originally posted by Virgil:

Originally posted by Mutant Overlord:

Ohhhh nooooooooooooo fun in video games? MY IMMERSION IS BROKEN!!!

I think you need to smoke a blunt and relax.

Better tell that to OP so they will stop spamming with nonsense posts.

[Virgil]

Originally posted by Mutant Overlord:

Better tell that to OP so they will stop spamming with nonsense posts.

He's not spamming. Just chill, man. Think about your long term health.

[black_Leviathan]

Originally posted by Virgil:

Originally posted by Mutant Overlord:

Better tell that to OP so they will stop spamming with nonsense posts.

He's not spamming. Just chill, man. Think about your long term health.

Don't feed the troll, just report and block. ^^

[Vidiri]

What I don't understand is why enemies that hurt on contact can attack you through your surfboard while they're attacking you. Like, fairplay if you hit me and not my board, but why doesn't the board have collision while surfing on it?

Shouldn't there at least be some kind of knockback or interrupt like the Boxer or knight have on their secondary? I mean, fair if it only activates once the skill crit is ready (which is when you should get to surf on water too imo). They seem to be able to just hit right through it without issues and you just hurt each other. If this was changed the surfboard would actually have a unique reason to pick it. Spin kicks launch you, why can't the surfboard work the opposite way?

This is especially noticeable with the floating hands with weapons, but it's like this for every enemy (or maybe just every enemy the boxer can't dodge? Haven't tested that)

[RazielSoulshadow]

Necro, but posting to mention this IS fixed and you can now surf straight into charging daggers and axes and such without taking damage.