What are your gayest quotes in Titanfall 2?

[KutarFOX]

Hello Pilots. What are your gayest quotes in Titanfall 2?

Here are mine.

Tai Lastimosa :
"In combat, things never go as you expect."

Jack Cooper :
"BT."

General Marder :
"I would like to spend some time today to talk about the value of human life. There is no valuable to human life. Now that I have your attention: To be more precise, human life, to a certain limit, is expendable. We are self-perpetuating yet self-destructive, adaptable yet flawed and always, always resource-intensive. We are endless consumers of resources, but most relevant to our research here is one undeniable fact; that human life is abundant. Overpopulation of any colonised world is a given. Through the lens of cold objectively, it is irresponsible to say that individuals on all such worlds are actually indispensible. Millions of humans die across the colonised worlds every day, by any number of causes. Human life is expendable.

Now our problem is twofold – on one hand, we are faced with a hostile Frontier populace opposed to our commercial pursuits for the greater good. And on the other hand, there is a never-ending cry for natural resources demanded of us demanded by greater populations of the Core Systems. We must have order on the Frontier if we are to achieve true progress; but the Militia, in its provincial myopic lack of vision refuses to accept this. Thus we are at war.

Now the bitter truth – reinforcements from the Core Systems will not arrive for several more years. The Militia gains strength day by day, taking back one planet after another. Our choices are limited – drastic action must be taken. Again, I remind you all of one simple truth; that human life is abundant and, as distasteful as it may sound, human life is, in truth, expendable.

And so that brings us to this planet – Typhon, where we have discovered a gift. A machine that will do more than change the tide. Call it fate. Call it evolution. Call it what you will, the truth is we have discovered our resolution, and in it lies a weapon with a powerful ability to fold space and time. We don’t know who built it, but we do know it is quite old. And most importantly, we have learned enough to bring it to life. As we use this Fold Weapon, we will manipulate spacetime, targeting anything we desire, sundering entire planets. Our restoration efforts in the mountains are nearly complete but one task remains: we must complete a small-scale test here first, to tune the power source, or “the Ark” as our colleagues tend to call it. Once we have accomplished this, we will transfer the power source, the Ark, to the full-scale site and destroy one populated Militia planet and then another until they capitulate. We will open an Einstein-Rosen Bridge, sending through thousands of concentrated gravitational waves, this will rip apart and sunder every molecule, every atom and every living thing we target, resulting in total loss of life.

But lest we lose sight of the bigger picture, remember those losses are ultimately replaceable by the inexorable march of human reproduction. By decisively neutralising the Militia forces, we will safeguard the future of the human race, extending its reach and power towards a prosperous and bright future."

Sarah Briggs :
"Don't worry. You're working for the good guys."

Kuben Blisk :
"Yeah, that's the problem with teams... if you don't win together, you die together."

I hope you are enthused. 👌

Ciao.

[esturias]

Ehm... how exactly are those quotes "gay"?

[Pseudo]

Thats Pretty gay bro ngl

[Kherzon]

thx for sharing

[KutarFOX]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2324442566

[silver_II]

thank you for the chuckle, sir

[IceArcher578]

Can't argue with those

[KutarFOX]

I am several months late but thank you for comments and award everyone.

I believe IceArcher578 gave me the award and I figured that out by matching timestamps. I just returned the favor on your profile. Thank you very much once again!