it will make the most obvious joke in the world and it will deliver it with so much enthusiasm you'll still smile

Found out about this game through Game Grumps!
This game feels so good to play with many little details that make this a fun experience to enjoy! there's a bit of momentum in the movement, and I love that the ground pound makes the screen shake slightly.The ui and hub are simple, but thought out and create a professional arcade look.
I'm not great at bullet hell's or 2D platformers, but it was a fun experience, not hard until the challenges start. Couldn't get past any challenges, but love the optional challenge for whoever wants the secret boss.
I really love the artwork too, I can't put into why, as others said they don't like it, but the artwork conveys each characters personalities perfectly. The facial expressions look good personally, gives the game a cute feel.
The music is so good! Simple, but it helps express the techy vibe the games going for, while also being lighthearted.

Voice acting and characters are great too!
Elliot (the guy who made the game) did such a good job portraying Khan and Hugh! The way he played with the words sounds so interesting, I loved it! I cant express why, but the voices are great. There are some mic quality issues in Kate's character; I loved most of the performances and hilarious line delivery in each character.
The characters are great too, each characters contrasts another in a good way. The conversations each character has with each other is so fulfilling and hilarious.

For a college project, I really enjoyed this short experience! Really looking forward to more of Elliot's work! Seems he's still going strong after 3 years since this games release!

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Pair-a-Site...

A bullet hell dating sim.

+ It was fun to play
+ Incredibly unique idea(s)
+ Tricky but not overly difficult, died a couple times but never felt I couldn't do finish it
+ Unique skill system... at least in the first half
+ Enjoyed the story, or really the humor of the game
+ Good length (51 minutes)

~ Not all the humor hit (but none of its cringe-worthy!)

- Not a fan of the art
- Relatively low quality presentation, even compared to other DigiPen Institute-published releases
- Unique skill system ideas become redundant in the second half

Despite some negs, this was great. Unique, fun. I hope Mr. Strait keeps making games.

This is a very impressive game for someone just starting in the industry. It has lots of charm and good humor to boast. Who woulda thunk of a bullet-hell dating sim? It's difficulty is also perfect for beginners just getting into the bullet-hell genre (and perhaps even the dating sim genre).

Positives:
`Soundtrack is solidly decent and fitting to the gameplay at hand. It serves the game well.
`Controls are tight and responsive which I'm glad to see wasn't overlooked.
`Very polished and hardly ran into big issues, bugs, or glitches.
`Good way to spend an hour to kill
`Plot is simple and silly as well as endearing
`So are the characters ^^^
`Please step on me, Annie
`"Daddy" dialogue option is an A+
`I saw God at the end

Negatives:
`I don't know if it comes down to my computer, but character dialogue clips very often and it's loudness is an issue. Volume control of voice acting, music, and SFX as separate sliders in the options menu would be nice. However, since it's a small game made by a small team, it can be forgiven. I ended up lowering the volume in my Windows Volume Mixer.
`The double jump and hover abilities working in conjunction make this game very easy at the beginning of the game. By simply gaining height and hovering above the bullet shooting circles, I was able to dodge maybe 70% of incoming projectiles for most of the levels.
`The consequences of choosing which perma-ability to get from each character becomes null once you start the re-dating sequence. I would spend a few moments choosing wisely taking in account of my gameplay style, but then seeing how it didn't really matter half way through the game disappointed me a little. I wish my choices had deeper consequences till the end of the game. For me, this would've created lots of replay value because then I would've wanted to try different combinations of perma-abilities, although I'd imagine this would raise the difficulty significantly.

In the end, this is a very enjoyable game which had my attention till it's end and kept it's charm throughout without a dull moment. I wish the best of luck to the developer in the start of his career.

short adorable byte sized game. well worth the play through

Honestly? One of the funnest lil games out there for free. Not too long, enjoyable to just playthrough in one sitting. Fun small game.

This game taught me that with the power of love and a very powerful virus, you can do anything. Accept not neglect your children, I will always neglect them :)

Unironically one of the most enjoyable games I've played in a while. Plus its free, so yeah. Free.