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Vex Hilarius Oct 23, 2019 @ 9:59pm
Big Smoke's order
So it's a well known meme with Big Smoke ordering two #9s, a #9 large, a #6 with extra dip, a #7, two #45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

However, what if I told you that Big Smoke wasn't ordering it all for himself?

THE EVIDENCE:
When they pull up, Carl says "I'll take a #9, fat boy." He's telling Smoke what he wants, not the drive thru employee. Ryder says "Give me a #9 just like his" and Sweet asks for a #6 with extra dip.

Smoke is relaying what the gang told him to the drive thru employee, so he is ordering not just for him. This is also evident since no one is actually talking to the drive thru employee besides Smoke. In actuality, he is only ordering a #9 large, a #7, and two #45s, and a large soda for himself. That's still a big order, but he's a big dude. Considering that he ordered the soda separately, probably means the meals are just the sandwich, maybe with fries. So he's just ordering at most 4 sandwiches.

Makes a lot more sense if you ask me.
Last edited by Vex Hilarius; Oct 23, 2019 @ 10:01pm
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StreamWhenGuy Oct 23, 2019 @ 10:41pm 
Good catch.
Valden21 Oct 24, 2019 @ 4:59pm 
Your reasoning doesn't match up with what we see on screen. When CJ says "I'l take a #9, fat boy", he's looking towards the speaker at first. He's not looking at Big Smoke until he says the words "fat boy". When Ryder gives his own order, he's also looking in the direction of the speaker, and motions to CJ on the words "just like his", indicating that he wants the same thing CJ wants. Sweet's also looking in the direction of the speaker, and clearly speaking loud enough for the person on the other end to hear him. Matter of fact, ALL of them are speaking loud enough for the Cluckin' Bell employee to hear. Why would Big Smoke, who's sitting behind CJ at the time, have to order for the rest of his friends? Traditionally, that's the job of whoever's driving that car, which happens to be CJ at the time.

Your math doesn't add up either. By your reasoning, if he's ordering for all four of them, there should be THREE #9's in there. This is because Ryder, CJ, and Big Smoke ALL order #9's, and Big Smoke also orders a #9 Large. He DISTINCTLY splits these two items up when he orders them, which means that if your conclusion is correct, the final order should be LARGER than it actually is. Also, how do you account for the ambiguous wording of the last section of this order? Is he asking for one of those #45's to have cheese, or is he specially ordering an additional #45?
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MoLoToV Oct 25, 2019 @ 3:14pm 
Hi
Chrissss Oct 29, 2019 @ 1:39pm 
Originally posted by Valden21:
there should be THREE #9's in there. This is because Ryder, CJ, and Big Smoke ALL order #9's

"two number 9s, a number 9 large"
1 number 9 for CJ
1 number 9 for Ryder
1 number 9 large for Big Smoke
Valden21 Oct 29, 2019 @ 6:25pm 
Originally posted by Chrissss:
Originally posted by Valden21:
there should be THREE #9's in there. This is because Ryder, CJ, and Big Smoke ALL order #9's

"two number 9s, a number 9 large"
1 number 9 for CJ
1 number 9 for Ryder
1 number 9 large for Big Smoke

Nope, he doesn't order two regular-sized #9's, he only orders one. Big Smoke's order goes "I'll have a #9", SILENT COMMA, "a #9 Large", and then all the other stuff he orders. You distinctly hear him word it as two separate items, which can only mean that he's ordering both a regular-sized #9, AND a large-sized #9.

In other words, it's like this:
1 #9 for CJ
1 #9 for Ryder
1 #9 for Big Smoke, 1 #9 Large for Big Smoke.

Methinks you need to replay that mission, and pay closer attention to what Big Smoke says.
Last edited by Valden21; Oct 29, 2019 @ 6:32pm
Vex Hilarius Oct 30, 2019 @ 12:44am 
Originally posted by Valden21:
Originally posted by Chrissss:

"two number 9s, a number 9 large"
1 number 9 for CJ
1 number 9 for Ryder
1 number 9 large for Big Smoke

Nope, he doesn't order two regular-sized #9's, he only orders one. Big Smoke's order goes "I'll have a #9", SILENT COMMA, "a #9 Large", and then all the other stuff he orders. You distinctly hear him word it as two separate items, which can only mean that he's ordering both a regular-sized #9, AND a large-sized #9.

In other words, it's like this:
1 #9 for CJ
1 #9 for Ryder
1 #9 for Big Smoke, 1 #9 Large for Big Smoke.

Methinks you need to replay that mission, and pay closer attention to what Big Smoke says.

https://youtu.be/A6g0mPo-uJM

"I'll have two #9s" literally took 30 seconds to fact check.
Last edited by Vex Hilarius; Oct 30, 2019 @ 12:44am
Valden21 Oct 30, 2019 @ 5:50pm 
Okay, yes, Big Smoke does order two #9's, I'll give you that. HOWEVER, you're not accounting for the fact that he orders that #9 Large as well. Again, he DISTINCTLY says that the third #9 is a "#9 Large". A #9 LARGE! If he was only ordering two #9's, and wanted one of them to be large, he would have worded it the way I originally described. But he doesn't; the #9 Large is a separate item from the other two #9's, which means that both of has had our math wrong and his actual order is BIGGER than either of us thought. With that clip you posted taken into account, the order now looks like this:

1 #9 for CJ
1 #9 for Ryder
2 #9's for Big Smoke,
1 #9 Large for Big Smoke.


You're ALSO ignoring what I said earlier about their actions not matching up with your claim. Look at where each of them is sitting in the car: CJ's driving, Ryder's right next to him, Sweet's kitty-corner from CJ, and Big Smoke is sitting in the seat behind CJ. If your claim is true, then all of them would be looking at Big Smoke when they give their order. But they're NOT. When each of them orders, ALL of them, INCLUDING BIG SMOKE, are looking at some spot off-camera.
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Vex Hilarius Oct 30, 2019 @ 9:09pm 
Originally posted by Valden21:
Okay, yes, Big Smoke does order two #9's, I'll give you that. HOWEVER, you're not accounting for the fact that he orders that #9 Large as well. Again, he DISTINCTLY says that the third #9 is a "#9 Large". A #9 LARGE! If he was only ordering two #9's, and wanted one of them to be large, he would have worded it the way I originally described. But he doesn't; the #9 Large is a separate item from the other two #9's, which means that both of has had our math wrong and his actual order is BIGGER than either of us thought. With that clip you posted taken into account, the order now looks like this:

1 #9 for CJ
1 #9 for Ryder
2 #9's for Big Smoke,
1 #9 Large for Big Smoke.


You're ALSO ignoring what I said earlier about their actions not matching up with your claim. Look at where each of them is sitting in the car: CJ's driving, Ryder's right next to him, Sweet's kitty-corner from CJ, and Big Smoke is sitting in the seat behind CJ. If your claim is true, then all of them would be looking at Big Smoke when they give their order. But they're NOT. When each of them orders, ALL of them, INCLUDING BIG SMOKE, are looking at some spot off-camera.

Maybe a regular #9 is with medium fries, and a large is with large fries. So he orders a #9 large for himself.

Why would they look at big smoke when they order? When you have a car full of people they all dont just face towards the person ordering, what kind of wierd thing is that? They'll look at the menu and just face wherever.

PS I just made this for ♥♥♥♥♥ and giggles so dont take it so seriously (if you are)
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Valden21 Oct 30, 2019 @ 9:20pm 
This has been a joke thread the whole time? Huh, you fooled me. I thought you were being serious.
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Vex Hilarius Oct 30, 2019 @ 10:18pm 
Actually I lied I'm being serious.
Valden21 Oct 31, 2019 @ 4:29pm 
Now I don't know WHAT to believe. The only thing that IS clear to me is that you're the sort of person who likes to keep arguments going for reason other then their own amusement, so you're gonna ignore anything and everything I say. In that case, I've got better things to do than argue about Big Smoke's order. It's obvious that you're gonna believe what you believe, I'm gonna believe what I believe, and neither of those two is gonna match up. I've got better things to do, so I'm gonna be the better person, and walk away. See ya.
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Vex Hilarius Oct 31, 2019 @ 5:00pm 
Wait come back!

I need to tell you something...

I...

...I LOVE YOU.
Cursed Hawkins Nov 1, 2019 @ 9:59am 
Originally posted by Valden21:
Now I don't know WHAT to believe. The only thing that IS clear to me is that you're the sort of person who likes to keep arguments going for reason other then their own amusement, so you're gonna ignore anything and everything I say. In that case, I've got better things to do than argue about Big Smoke's order. It's obvious that you're gonna believe what you believe, I'm gonna believe what I believe, and neither of those two is gonna match up. I've got better things to do, so I'm gonna be the better person, and walk away. See ya.
Brah the first two 9s are for CJ and Ryder the LARGE IS FOR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SMOKE! Large fatass would likely require a large sandwich just to satisfy himself! You're either just dumb or dare I say it retarded to think that he's trying to do something else!
JobeGardener Nov 2, 2019 @ 12:54am 
This still doesn’t explain why CJ couldn’t keep up with the train.
Echo Dec 7, 2023 @ 5:29pm 
if this were the case, and he was ordering the stuff for cj ryder and sweet, why wouldn't he list the #6 with extra dip directly after the two number nines? it would make much more sense to say what everyone else wants and then move on to his own order. why would he say what cj and ryder want, and then something that he wants, and then something that sweet wants, and then the rest of what he wants?
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