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23 maj, 2017 @ 17:21

I feel bad ruining the fun.

#16

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23 maj, 2017 @ 17:22

Sweet (BOSS) Cleaning The Hood (MISSION) Big Smoke, Sweet and Ryder are in Sweet's house. BIG SMOKE (to Sweet) Hey, you gotta keep it real, man. SWEET Man, nobody give a ♥♥♥♥ about the 'hood. BIG SMOKE I do! SWEET All they do is sell yay and ruin the place. No crack ever made a gang tight. BIG SMOKE I don't know, man. CJ enters. CJ Whassup, ya'll? SWEET Whassup, CJ? RYDER What's cracking? SWEET Man, all they care about is smoking and money. BIG SMOKE You can't knock a homie's hustle, Sweet. SWEET Them marks ain't soldiers. They're idiots trying to be business men. BIG SMOKE Yeah, but they're down with us, man. SWEET All they down with is money. CJ - go down there and show these fools you mean business. these chumps from the Ballas are sweating the homies. Go put pressure on them. Just do it. CJ We been putting time in the 'hood, but we gotta get the homies back together, like the old days. SWEET Yeah, you right! So you and Ryder go handle your business! (to Big Smoke) Man, they'd slang to their own Momma. They don't care about nothing. BIG SMOKE You're naïve, my friend. We gotta keep our focus. CJ and Ryder are walking out of Sweet's house. CJ We need some back up. You seen B Dup? RYDER Nah, but him and the homeboy Bear, they'd be good to have on our side. CJ Oh! Big Bear? Yeah, them base slangers going to be sorry now. ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Ryder are in B Dup's hall. RYDER Hey, slow down, fool. You don't even know which door it is. CJ Whatever, man. This it? RYDER Yeah, this is it right here. CJ knocks on door. CJ Open up! You sure he still live here? RYDER Fool, I told you this it. CJ bangs again. CJ Open up! B DUP (from behind the door) Who the ♥♥♥♥ is it? (opens door) CJ? What the ♥♥♥♥ you want? Get the ♥♥♥♥ outta here. CJ Wait, hold up, man. What happened to 4 life, ♥♥♥♥♥? B DUP The only thing that matters is the 'hood, homie, but you'll never understand what getting this money is like. You know what, man? Get the ♥♥♥♥ outta here before you be laying on your back. Big Bear, come check this fool. CJ Hey, Bear? Big Bear, that's you? Hey, you still from the 'hood, homie, or what? B DUP Nah, the only thing Bear give a ♥♥♥♥ about is smoking and keeping my house clean. Ain't that right, Big Bear? BIG BEAR Hell yeah. B DUP Hell yeah, what? BIG BEAR Hell, yeah, sir! B DUP Now go make that mother-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ toilet sparkle. CJ Oh - no, man... Bear! Come on! BIG BEAR Everyone likes to party sometimes, CJ. I'll see you around. B DUP Stay the ♥♥♥♥ from around here - punk! CJ Hey, ♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥ you! CJ and Ryder walk out of B Dup's front door. RYDER Damn - this ♥♥♥♥'s ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up. CJ I see what you mean now, man. If crack can do that to Big Bear, turn him into a base slave, the average mother-♥♥♥♥♥♥ ain't got a chance. RYDER Damn dope fiends and drug addicts everywhere in this city. Piss me off. CJ Looks like it's up to us then. ///MISSION\\\ CJ pulls the car up near a crack dealer. RYDER Hey, check it out! Somebody's selling to one of the homies! ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Ryder are looking down on the crack dealer. RYDER Hey, I know this cat! He a punk, used to run with a Front Yard Balla OG from Idlewood. I know his place, it's just across the tracks there. Let's check it out! CJ Eh, ain't that Front Yard turf? RYDER Man, are you a busta? CJ No, I'm down, homie! ///MISSION\\\ CJ pulls up outside of the Crack Den. RYDER Ooo-eee! Man, you can smell a crack den a mile away! ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Ryder enter the Crack Den. RYDER Good afternoon, Balla dope pushers! Grove Street OG's come to do damage! Balla ♥♥♥♥ them Grove Street fools! ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Ryder are in Grove Street. RYDER Now that the base ain't getting pushed up in their faces... Maybe these fools should be up for some real bangin'! CJ Yeah, Grove gonna get back on its feet now for sure though. RYDER Later, homie.

#17

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23 maj, 2017 @ 17:23

Sweet (BOSS) Drive-Thru (MISSION) CJ, Ryder, Big Smoke and Sweet are leaving Sweet's house. CJ What's happening with you, Ryder? BIG SMOKE Respect has to be earned, Sweet - just like money. SWEET So what you saying? You don't respect me? BIG SMOKE What I'm saying is... SWEET Speak up, ♥♥♥♥♥! BIG SMOKE I'm hungry! CJ Oh, man! ♥♥♥♥... Hey, what's going on? BIG SMOKE Man cannot live on bread alone. I know. I've tried that ♥♥♥♥. Carl, you look a little thin, man. You gotta be hungry, man. CJ Yeah, I could eat. RYDER Man, what you fools trying to eat? What about some tacos? BIG SMOKE Tacos? Again? Hell no. Chicken, man. No discussion. RYDER Man, I don't want no chicken... ///MISSION\\\ CJ, Sweet, Big Smoke and Ryder enter the drive-thru at Cluckin' Bell. CLUCKIN' BELL EMPLOYEE Can I take your order, please? BIG SMOKE Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man. CJ Hey, I'll take a number 9 - fat boy. RYDER Gimme a number 9, just like his. SWEET Let me get a number 6 with extra dip. BIG SMOKE I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. CJ Hey, sorry, Bro, you know I gotta know about Moms. SWEET I know CJ, I know. I mean I'm just trying not to think about it, is all. I mean, I didn't even know she was hit until it was all over... BIG SMOKE Yeah, right, right, right, right, right. Let's eat. RYDER Hey, don't we got beef around here? We been getting into it with these fools. BIG SMOKE I can't stand cold food. unlike you, I ain't never ate from a trash can. RYDER Oh, ♥♥♥♥ - trash can ♥♥♥♥♥! BIG SMOKE Pass me my food. RYDER Hey, hey look - Kilo Trays scoping us out! SWEET Damn, Ryder, you're a jinx! CJ ♥♥♥♥, them mother-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ headed to the 'hood! SWEET DRIVE-BY!

#18

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23 maj, 2017 @ 17:23

///MISSION\\\ The car pulls up outside Sweet's house, all four homies are in it. BIG SMOKE That's one up for the Grove! RYDER Say what, Smoke? All you managed to do was eat my damn food up! BIG SMOKE Yeah, it was gettin' cold! SWEET Y'all comin' in for a beer? BIG SMOKE Nah baby, I need to get back to the crib. CJ, gimme a ride? CJ Alright Smoke, let's go. See y'all later. ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Big Smoke pull up outside Big Smoke's house. BIG SMOKE Hey thanks, Carl. Hey, I've missed having you around, baby. CJ Thanks, man. I wish Sweet thought like that. BIG SMOKE He don't mean it, CJ. He's still real tor' up about your Moms, man. Here, get yourself a little smokey smoke on Smoke, and relax, homie. Sweet (BOSS) Nines And AK's (MISSION) Big Smoke, Ryder and Sweet are in Sweet's house playing a dice game. BIG SMOKE Gimme 15, mother-♥♥♥♥♥♥. RYDER I'll right it down in a second. I ain't going to pencil whip you, fat sucker. Let me play first. CJ enters. CJ A'ight, whassup? BIG SMOKE Whassup, man? SWEET What's cracking. CJ Who's winning? BIG SMOKE Who do you think, huh? Me! RYDER That does it. That's game null and void, mother-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! CJ So, what kind of guns we working with now? RYDER One-times came through, raided the spot. We ain't got ♥♥♥♥ now. CJ Well what you going to do if Ballas roll through, throw shoes at them? Say, what happened to Emmet? SWEET Emmet? ♥♥♥♥, gangstas these days got Mac's, AK's and all kind of stuff. Emmet, on the other hand, ain't got ♥♥♥♥. CJ Well, until we get that plug, we gotta deal with a cat that always been there for us. BIG SMOKE Emmet's Seville Boulevard Families, we ain't too close these days, but nonetheless, I'll take you to see him. Get ourselves strapped up. Come on, man. ///MISSION\\\ Emmet is in his yard. CJ and Big Smoke enter. BIG SMOKE That's my man right there, you know what I'm saying? Emmet accidentally fires his gun. EMMET Hey! Who shot at me? What you kids want? CJ Hey, hey, pops, hey, what's happenin'? EMMET Aren't you Beverly Johnson's boy? CJ That's right. EMMET Brian! Say, ain't you dead? CJ No, Emmet - the other one. Carl. EMMET I'm sorry about Beverly. BIG SMOKE That's why we're here, sir. We want to get the people who did it. EMMET Well, you've come to the right place. Try anything you like, boy. Big Smoke and CJ look inside a bin. BIG SMOKE Man, look at this old ♥♥♥♥. Big Smoke is preparing to shoot a glass bottle. BIG SMOKE Die, little glass Balla fool! Big Smoke shoots the glass bottle. ///MISSION\\\ Big Smoke shoots three glass bottles. BIG SMOKE ♥♥♥♥, I'm the best there ever was! ///MISSION\\\ Big Smoke rolls and shoots a glass bottle. BIG SMOKE Cap your ass! Big Smoke shoots another glass bottle. BIG SMOKE And your ass! Big Smoke shoots another glass bottle. BIG SMOKE You want some too? Big Smoke shoots another glass bottle. BIG SMOKE Ice cold, baby! Big Smoke shoots another glass bottle. BIG SMOKE I knew I was the chosen one! CJ Oh, man, check out 'Special Agent Big Smoke'! ///MISSION\\\ All three are still in Emmet's yard. BIG SMOKE Damn, you a killer baby, ice cold! But remember something, real strength comes from within, my brother. EMMET Listen to the boy. BIG SMOKE Yeah, I guess Liberty didn't soften you none, huh? Hey look, let's split. Hey, I'll see you around Emmet. EMMET I'm 100% behind you boys. But remember this, you didn't get 'em from me. And remember this. Emmet is the place for guns! I've always got high quality merchandise. And I've been proudly serving the community for over 30 years! BIG SMOKE Crazy old fool. Hey look, you drive, man. CJ I seen newer cannons than this strap in a museum. Where we goin'? BIG SMOKE Man, I'm real tired, dude, drop me off at my crib, baby. ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Big Smoke are outside Big Smoke's house. BIG SMOKE Thanks, CJ, I'll see you around. CJ Later, Smoke. CJ's phone rings. CJ Speak.

#19

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23 maj, 2017 @ 17:25

Sweet (BOSS) Drive-By (MISSION) Ryder and Sweet are outside Sweet's house. RYDER I can drive as well as CJ, man, I'm telling you. CJ comes along. RYDER Hey, homie, whassup? CJ Hey, what you saying about me, fool? SWEET Whassup, man? RYDER I'm saying that the East Coast made you drive like a idiot, fool! Man, you always crashing cars and ♥♥♥♥. And for some reason, now you back, all it is, is 'CJ drive here, CJ drive there'. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! SWEET Man, why don't you take it easy. RYDER No disrespect, man, but you can't drive for ♥♥♥♥! CJ Thanks, man. No, no, no, say what you really mean. SWEET You such a good gunman, homie, you gotta ride shotgun. Show CJ what's cracking. RYDER Hey, you know something - you're right. Yeah, CJ, you can drive, homie. SWEET He's trippin'. ///MISSION\\\ CJ pulls the car up near some Ballas. Sweet, Ryder and Big Smoke are also in the car. SWEET Yeah - Ballas turf. You dogs ready? CJ Yeah, for sure, I'm ready. SWEET Carl, just concentrate on the driving and we'll take care of the shooting. RYDER Listen to the man, fool! And try not to park us up a tree or something. SWEET Yeah if the car stops, we're dead meat. ///MISSION\\\ CJ pulls the car up outside Sweet's house, the other three homies are also are in it. SWEET You're down with the Grove and the Ballas know it, so watch yourself from now on, CJ. CJ Yeah, yeah, for sure, you know that. I'll see y'all later. BIG SMOKE Here, take this, go get yourself some beers. Sweet (BOSS) Sweet's Girl (MISSION) CJ enters Sweet's house. CJ Sweet, Smoke? ♥♥♥♥, where are all the homies at? ...♥♥♥♥ they at? Damn! ♥♥♥♥ it! CJ walks outside Sweet's house. CJ's phone rings. CJ Eh. CUT TO Sweet and his girl crouching behind a house. SWEET Carl! No time to chit-chat! Been seeing a Seville Families bia. Word got out on the street and the boys don't like it. I'm pinned down in the Seville 'hood, and we need a ride out of here, pronto. CJ Oh for sure, man. Hang in there! SWEET Drive by Emmet's and get heated. ///MISSION\\\ CJ pulls up in a car, Sweet and his girl get in. SWEET Seville Families on our case, ♥♥♥♥♥! ///MISSION\\\ CJ pulls the car up outside Sweet's house. CJ, Sweet and his girl get out. SWEET (to his girl) I'll see you inside, baby. (to CJ) Man, this set tripping is killing the Families. You did good back there! CJ Hey, I'm a Johnson boy! SWEET Hey, I got unfinished business. Big love. Sweet (BOSS) Cesar Vialpando (MISSION) Sweet and Kendl are in Sweet's house. SWEET I'm tired of you not listening to me, girl. KENDL And I'm tired of you acting like you own me. I can see who I want to see. SWEET It just ain't right you seeing some cholo mother-♥♥♥♥♥♥. KENDL Ohhh, what - a no good narrow minded hypocrite gang banger telling me what is right and what is wrong. Let me guess, Sweet - senseless killing right, but a boyfriend from the Southside, wrong? SWEET Some things ain't just meant to happen. I mean what if ya'll have kids. Leroy Hernandez? That don't sound good, girl. KENDL His name ain't Hernandez. SWEET Well, Leroy Lopez then. KENDL Or Lopez, either, you racist ♥♥♥♥! That ain't how Moms raised us. SWEET I ain't racist. I just know how they feel about you. And look at you, you're dressed like a hooker! CJ enters. KENDL Oh and I guess you two would know what a hooker look like, huh. CJ You say it like it's a bad thing! SWEET and KENDL Shut up, Carl. SWEET I'm just trying to protect you. KENDL For what, so I can date one of your mindless friends? I don't think so. SWEET Don't say a word, Carl. just follow your sister, before you see another dead sibling. Then you'll know exactly what my problem is. She's meeting him at some cholo car club. ///MISSION\\\ CJ is outside the mod garage in Willowfield. A mechanic is in a low-rider. MECHANIC So, you must be Sweet's bro', huh? He phoned ahead, said you might be looking for a car that bounces. Well I owe him big from way back, so here, this should do the trick. Custom springs should see you hopping all the way home! Try her out. Very popular with the eses - they compete in these things. You can usually find them over by Unity Station. If you ever want to mod your ride, come back any time, man. ///MISSION\\\ CJ parks his low-rider at Unity Station, an ese comes along. ESE You up for a bounce, homie? ///MISSION\\\ After CJ wins the contest the ese comes over. ESE I've seen worse, but you did alright. Kendl comes over and hugs CJ. KENDL That ♥♥♥♥ was alright! Eee! So since when has my brother been a low-rider? CJ Since Sweet told me to keep an eye on you, make sure that whatever you're dating don't get you in no trouble. Cesar comes over. CESAR Que honda? Nice hopping, holmes. KENDL Well you just shook that whatever's hand. Cesar hugs Kendl. CJ Hey, get your dirty hands off my sister! KENDL Carl! What is wrong with you? CESAR Holmes, you acting like she's your woman, eh? She's with me, cabron. So chill the ♥♥♥♥ out. I treat her good. KENDL (to Cesar) Look, baby, don't start no ♥♥♥♥. Don't make it worse, OK? Two eses come over. ESE 1 Horale vato. Who's this pendejo? KENDL What? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? This ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is my brother! CESAR East, holmes. He ain't from nowhere. He's cool. ESE 1 Well I say he ain't cool, holmes. I say he thinks he's gangster, man, and I don't like it. So you know what you can do for me, man? You can ♥♥♥♥ off, pendejo, and then maybe we cool. CJ No, you ♥♥♥♥ off, I'm talking to my sister. KENDL Carl! CESAR Jose, c'mon, holmes, I can handle this. This is important to me. ESE 1 Horale pendejo you lucky. That's right, you lucky Cesar's spoken for you. Vamanos muchachos. (to ese 2) Let's get some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beer, huh. I'm thirsty. The two eses go. KENDL Carl! What the hell were you thinking? CESAR (to Kendl) Look, baby, go get in the car, OK, I'm gonna speak to Carl. Kendl goes. CESAR Look, holmes, I love your sister, I honour her, she's my girl for life. This is why I stop you from being skinned just then. You got a problem with me, fine, we don't have to be friends. But Kendl, she's happy with me, carnal. CJ Yeah, OK, I guess we're cool. For now. CESAR Cesar Vialpando. CJ Carl Johnson - CJ. CESAR Cabron! You got a nice ride there, holmes. Maybe we'll get to kick it again soon, eh? CJ Yeah. Maybe.

#20

Lead

23 maj, 2017 @ 17:25

Big Smoke (BOSS) OG Loc (MISSION) CJ knocks on Big Smoke's door. Big Smoke and Sweet come from around the back of Big Smoke's house talking between themselves. SWEET Yeah, you know Jeffrey's been somebody's ♥♥♥♥♥ for the past three weeks, right? BIG SMOKE I know! CJ notices Sweet and Big Smoke and vice versa. CJ Hey. BIG SMOKE Hey, CJ! SWEET Hey, what's up, CJ? CJ Whassup? BIG SMOKE Whassup, man? Wanna go to prison? CJ What? SWEET Nah... To pick up Jeffrey. He's touching down today. You wanna roll? CJ Yeah, for sure. What's Jeffrey doing locked up, anyway? SWEET We'll talk about that later, man. Let's roll, we're late. ///MISSION\\\ CJ, Sweet and Big Smoke pull up outside the prison. OG Loc is waiting for them. BIG SMOKE Hey, there that fool go. SWEET Look at this fool, man... Perpetrating like he bangin'... BIG SMOKE ...Think he hard... I know that fool can't be serious. CJ Hey, what's happening with you, Jeffrey? OG LOC Hey, man, it's OG Loc, homie - OG Loc! CJ My bad. How was it, though, homie? OG LOC Man, what you think? How was it... BIG SMOKE (to OG Loc) Hey, chill out, dude. So what you want to do now? OG LOC Man, I gotta kill some cholo mother-♥♥♥♥♥♥. He was dissin' me, man! BIG SMOKE Hey Jeffrey, I thought you was going to, uh, college. OG LOC Man, ♥♥♥♥ you! Mother-♥♥♥♥♥♥ done stole my rhymes. He's in East Flores. Hey, gimme a strap. SWEET Man, why don't you stall us out with that ♥♥♥♥ and get in the car. Fool. ///MISSION\\\ CJ, OG Loc, Big Smoke and Sweet pull up outside Freddy's house. OG LOC Man, this is the spot! CJ Ain't this a Vagos' 'hood? OG LOC Man, I don't give a ♥♥♥♥, I'm gangsta! BIG SMOKE C'mon, let's leave Loc to deal with Casanova. CJ Hey, I'll stick with Jeff - I mean, Loc! SWEET OK, cool. I'll see you guys back on the set. ///MISSION\\\ CJ and OG Loc go up to Freddy's door. OG LOC Freddy! I've come for you, you mother-♥♥♥♥♥♥! CJ Hey, Loc, hold up! FREDDY Jeffrey, you got the wrong idea, man - that was just a prison thing! I got plenty of muchachas on the outside, I don't need your scrawny ass! OG LOC Man, ignore him, CJ, I don't know what he talking about. Hey, yo', gimme back my rhymes you thief, I'm gangsta! FREDDY You dropped the soap, sugar, I don't know nothing about any rhymes! Freddy comes out of the back door, hops onto a motorbike and rides away. OG LOC Hey, hey! Mother-♥♥♥♥♥♥'s making a run for it! CJ Hey Loc, get back here, ♥♥♥♥♥ you crazy! OG LOC Eh yo', back off me CJ, I gotta protect my rep'! ///MISSION\\\ CJ and OG Loc are standing over Freddy's dead body. OG LOC Don't you say a damn thing, CJ. CJ Was you lonely, Loc? Hey, I like a nice moustache myself! OG LOC I keep it real, unlike you fake ass mother-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. CJ C'mon, gangsta. Let's get back to the Grove. OG LOC Nah, I can't, I gotta go and sign in for this damn job! CJ Whatever you want. You want a ride anyway? OG LOC Sure thing. Let's roll. ///MISSSION\\\ CJ and OG Loc pull up outside the Burger Shot. OG LOC Thanks for the ride, CJ. Don't be a stranger, fool. CJ Yeah, for sure, I'll see you around. OG LOC Like a quarter pound! Later.

#21

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23 maj, 2017 @ 17:26

Big Smoke (BOSS) Running Dog (MISSION) CJ walks up to Big Smoke's door. Tenpenny and Pulaski are just leaving Big Smoke's house. TENPENNY (to CJ) BOO! CJ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. TENPENNY Yo Carl, see you around... CJ (to himself) ♥♥♥♥ they doing over here, anyway? Punk-ass police. Big Smoke emerges from his house. BIG SMOKE Those nosey mother-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ won't leave me alone! Think I'm Mr. Big, or something. But I don't tell them ♥♥♥♥. For me, it's all about my homeboy, Carl. CJ Yeah, whatever you say. BIG SMOKE Yo, the gang's real important, CJ, you know that! You down to represent, baby? CJ Yeah. BIG SMOKE Look, my cousin is coming into town from Mexico, I gots to go scoop her up. CJ Alright then, c'mon. ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Big Smoke pull up alongside two eses. BIG SMOKE OK, my cousin Mary's in there, sweet sticky bud fresh off the plantation. Here, pull up here, let me do the talking. CJ Man, I shoulda known. BIG SMOKE (to the eses) Hey - excuse me, Jose, yo soy El Grando Smokio, and I want that grass? Comprende? ESE 1 Eh, ♥♥♥♥ you cabron. CJ What? BIG SMOKE Now that ain't nice. Coughio up el weedo, before I blow your brains out all over the patio. ESE 1 Chinga a tu madre, pendejo. CJ Man, let me get the heater on this... Big Smoke sneaks out of the car with a baseball bat. CJ Get him, Smoke. Yeah, yeah, you go get that ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥... Big Smoke hits ese 1 over the head with the baseball bat. ESE 1 Damn! BIG SMOKE Yeah, mother-♥♥♥♥♥♥, Big Smoke! Remember that name! CJ and Big Smoke run after ese 2. BIG SMOKE We gotta stick with him! Big Smoke stops. BIG SMOKE I ain't built for this ♥♥♥♥! ///MISSION\\\ Wrong Side Of The Tracks (MISSION) CJ is outside Big Smoke's house. Tenpenny and Pulaski come out of Big Smoke's garage with Big Smoke still inside it. TENPENNY Hey, Carl, keeping busy, I hope. CJ You know me, Officer Tenpenny. TENPENNY Yeah, I know you, Carl. I know everything about you. CJ Don't touch me. Get you pig hands off me... TENPENNY That's right, Carl, I got my eye on you. CJ And? Like I give a ♥♥♥♥. PULASKI We're watching you, Carl! Pulaski throws his cigarette at CJ. CJ Mother-♥♥♥♥♥♥! Tenpenny and Pulaski leave. Big Smoke comes out of his garage. BIG SMOKE What was that all about, baby? CJ You tell me. BIG SMOKE Aw hell, man, they got their nose in everything. Can't ♥♥♥♥ without Tenpenny taking an interest. The hell with him. CJ Yeah, I guess. What's really up? BIG SMOKE Hey, thinking of taking a little ride. Three deep mentioned a little something that might put us deeper in the game. CJ A'ight, I'm down. ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Big Smoke pull up at Unity Station. CJ What we looking for, Smoke? BIG SMOKE Some Vagos cats meeting some San Fierro Rifa, cutting some kind of deal. CJ San Fierro? I thought Northern Mexicans don't mix with Los Santos eses. BIG SMOKE ♥♥♥♥, you got me. CJ That look like them! BIG SMOKE Mother-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clocked us! Four eses jump on top of a train leaving the station. BIG SMOKE We got to get these fools! ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Big Smoke are outside Big Smoke's house. BIG SMOKE Hey, you better clear out, CJ. I don't want those C.R.A.S.H. fools trying to pull you into some ♥♥♥♥! CJ Alright, homie. You be careful with those cats. I'm gonna see you later. Big Smoke (BOSS) Just Business (MISSION) CJ walks up to Big Smoke's garage but doesn't see him in there so he knocks on his back door. Big Smoke pops up from behind his car in the garage. BIG SMOKE Hey, CJ, baby, whassup man? CJ What's happening, Smoke? BIG SMOKE Chillin'. Wanna go for a ride? CJ Yeah. BIG SMOKE You drive. CJ A'ight. BIG SMOKE We're going downtown. ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Big Smoke are walking up to the building in Downtown. BIG SMOKE Look Carl, before I walk in there I just need to know you down with this ♥♥♥♥, man. CJ Look, Smoke, we go way back. We Groves, man! BIG SMOKE That's what I'm talking about, that's my dog! Hey look, if you hear ♥♥♥♥ start to pop off, come in there blasting, a'ight? CJ I'm down, dog. (to a woman sat at a table) Hey, baby, want company? BIG SMOKE (from inside the building) Mother-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! CJ runs into the building. BIG SMOKE CJ, get in here - oh there you are! ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Big Smoke jump on a motorbike. BIG SMOKE Time to return the favour baby, get on! ///MISSION\\\ Big Smoke is driving the motorbike with CJ on the back. A truck bursts through the barriers on a bridge and lands just behind them. ///MISSION\\\ With Big Smoke still driving and CJ still on the back of the motorbike, Big Smoke drives onto the ramp of the truck and goes over it just before it explodes. ///MISSION\\\ Big Smoke brings the motorbike to a halt in a car park. CJ We lost 'em, Smoke! Man, we better split up. BIG SMOKE I'll take it --- (the motorbike) --- another block and dump it. Man, that was some crazy ♥♥♥♥ back there! CJ Yeah, for sure. Listen, we can't hang around here - I'll see you later, homie. BIG SMOKE Much love, baby!

#22

Lead

23 maj, 2017 @ 17:27

Ryder (BOSS) Home Invasion (MISSION) Ryder is digging in his garden. CJ enters. RYDER (to himself) Damn! Where the ♥♥♥♥...? CJ Man, what you doing? Digging graves? RYDER Damn, where the ♥♥♥♥ did I put it, man? CJ Put what, ♥♥♥♥♥? RYDER Man, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ water. I need a little something before I go deal with things. CJ What things, fool? RYDER My homie, LB - he told me about this army mother-♥♥♥♥♥♥ who's got all the guns we need. Not that old school Emmet ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ neither! CJ I'm down. Let's roll. RYDER Yeah, you always down, homie. Apart from when you ain't around here. CJ ♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥ you. RYDER Damn! Man, you want some of this? (his joint) CJ No, man - I'm cool on that. Where we going? RYDER This till overlooking East Beach. Better yet, we better wait until it's dark, catch the mother-♥♥♥♥♥♥ while he in bed! CJ Yeah - I'm feeling that. RYDER Yeah, yeah, that's it, that's it... C'mon, ♥♥♥♥♥, what you waiting for? Look! Ryder points to the ground. CJ Let it go. CUT TO CJ and Ryder getting in a Boxville van. RYDER Get in fool! ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Ryder pull up outside the house in East Beach. RYDER Let's storm the place. CJ Hold up. Let's creep in, grab the guns, and bounce out. RYDER Yeah, yeah, I got it - ninja style! Right... (to the man in the house) Come out you old bastard! CJ Shut up! RYDER He can't stop me, you busta, Carl! OK, fool, in you go - I'll keep watch. ///MISSION\\\ CJ gets back into the Boxville van. CJ Let's get up out of here. Ryder gets into the Boxville van. ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Ryder are just coming out of the lockup garage. RYDER You see, I told you! Simple! CJ Yeah that was a real breeze. RYDER Say, CJ - you gotta get it in your head that this is everyday ♥♥♥♥, homie. CJ OK, look, I'm tired, I'll see you later. RYDER A'ight, holmes. Just think about what I said. Ryder (BOSS) Catalyst (MISSION) CJ walks into Ryder's house, Ryder is cooking up some drugs. CJ Hey, Ryder? What the hell you doing? RYDER ♥♥♥♥♥, I couldn't find that wet I buried, so I'm making my own. It's easy, fool. CJ Oooh! That's strong. Man, don't do that! You'll sauté the both of us. Tenpenny, Pulaski and Hernandez enter. TENPENNY Morning, boys. RYDER Man, who you calling a boy, fool? TENPENNY What should I call you? Midget? PULASKI How about prick? TENPENNY Prick... PULASKI Yeah, prick works. RYDER Man, ♥♥♥♥ you. TENPENNY ♥♥♥♥♥, get outta here. Tenpenny takes a smell of what Ryder has been cooking. TENPENNY Mmm... Smells good. What's cooking? Where's mine? RYDER Man, just chill out, a'ight. Move. Ryder hands Tenpenny a bottle of his brew. RYDER Here. Don't be sweating me, mother-♥♥♥♥♥♥. TENPENNY Mmm, my wife loves this stuff, man. Anyway, there's a train gonna make an unscheduled stop just down the way. It's got a, how you say, 'little something something' on board for you boys. Square business, man. PULASKI Catch you later, homeboys. RYDER ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. TENPENNY Oh Carl, try not to kill any more respected police officers. Please? PULASKI Crime has certainly gone up since you got back, kid. CJ Just doing my part for the community. TENPENNY Your train's gonna be there in five. ///MISSION\\\ Some Ballas drive up to the train where CJ and Ryder are. ///MISSION\\\ CJ climbs onto the back of the train. The train sets off. CJ Damn, what is that? RYDER Chill out, fool, we're gonna be right behind you! ///MISSION\\\ CJ gets back in Ryder's car, along with another GSF homie. RYDER Hop in the car and stamp out, fool! ///MISSION\\\ CJ drives the car into Grove Street and backs it up into Ryder's Driveway, still with Ryder in the car. RYDER Damn, homie, your stuff was tight! CJ You too, homie! RYDER LB's coming over to stash the ♥♥♥♥. CJ OK, later then. RYDER For life CJ, for life - you heard? Ryder (BOSS) Robbing Uncle Sam (MISSION) Ryder is smoking a joint in his garden. CJ enters. CJ Hey, Ryder! This ♥♥♥♥♥'s loaded... Ryder! RYDER Yeeaahh, CJ... Hey, CJ, tell me why I didn't finish high school. CJ Because you been dealing drugs, man, since the age of ten! RYDER No, that ain't it. CJ Because you went and put hands on that teacher for wearing Ballas colours! RYDER No, that ain't it either. It's 'cause I'm too intelligent for this ♥♥♥♥, man. I am the real deal, fool. Oh yeah. A genius. CJ Oh, oh yeah... RYDER Who has more straps than anybody? Who has all the straps, huh? CJ A man with a lot of guns? ♥♥♥♥, I give up! RYDER The army, my ♥♥♥♥♥, the army! Let's go. CJ Yeah... Yeah! Ryder pushes the joint towards CJ's face. RYDER Go hit the wet, ♥♥♥♥♥. Go hit the wet! CJ Get that outta my face, man, you know I don't ♥♥♥♥ with that, man. C'mon! ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Ryder pull up outside the National Guard Depot. RYDER This is the spot - National Guard Depot. CJ Man, this ♥♥♥♥ look real serious. Are we up for this? RYDER It's National Guard, fool! Weekend soldiers! Ain't no match for Grove Street OG's! ///MISSION\\\ CJ puts the sixth and last crate into the van. RYDER C'mon, CJ, we got enough! CJ, get up front and drive us outta here! ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Ryder park the van down an alleyway. RYDER That ♥♥♥♥ was tight! CJ Tight? Man, that ♥♥♥♥ was ♥♥♥♥. RYDER Man, you say you down for the homies, but all you do is complain.

#23

Lead

23 maj, 2017 @ 17:29

side note: I hate ryder

#24

Lead

23 maj, 2017 @ 17:31

I think i messed it up, oops. I will stop posting script now.

Senast ändrad av Lead; 23 maj, 2017 @ 17:31

#25

Char

23 maj, 2017 @ 18:16

Ursprungligen skrivet av LeadKiller:
I think i messed it up, oops. I will stop posting script now.

Don't you think?

#26

thodicular har Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

23 maj, 2017 @ 18:18

Niko Belic: wait, what game am I in again?

#27

SCP-173

23 maj, 2017 @ 20:00

This went well for about 3 posts.

#28

N2G

23 maj, 2017 @ 20:04

Start again... ¬¬'

#29

SCP-173

23 maj, 2017 @ 20:10

Ursprungligen skrivet av $6K em DLC:
Start again... ¬¬'

NO POSTING THE FULL SCRIPTS

After five years on the East Coast, it was time to go home.

#30

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

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