This is one of those games that are haphazardly thrown together during a lunch break.

Avoid.

Mega garbage,
No challenge, no cool visuals or gags.

Clear case why Steam needs some quality control.
It's mindboggling how one day projects like this could qualify as games....

i actually enjoyed the 5 minutes i played this game for

One of the worst pieces of crap I've ever seen.
They somehow managed to make a 3D game using paintbrush.
You crawl through half baked awful looking hallways
Shooting paintbrush balloons with your paintbrush gun.
So bad its not even funny.

I like the idea of the game but should be early access for now

I literally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died.

This is quite possibly one of the best games I've ever played. 10/10 would recommend to anyone of all ages.

Very Based Game NGL

"Doom of the Clawn" is a joke game, aiming to go "viral" because it's "so bad it's good", but it's just utter crap. The "developer" spent about half an hour with Unreal, making up their own textures in MS-Paint or just stealing them off the internet, to make a very simple first person shooter where you wander around mostly untextured low poly levels shooting MS-Paint balloons and other crap. This really is pure garbage, polluting Steam with no value or merit as a genuine game for gamers. This seems to have been put on Steam just to prove how utterly awful Steam Direct really has proven to be.

From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard.

The artwork here is terrible, it's a blend of old retro pixel "art" used as a substitute for contemporary PC graphics, and some of the most amateurish MS-Paint style drawings I've ever hurt my eyes on. It's unclear if this is due to lack of budget to arrange someone who can do graphics properly, or lack of talent, regardless, the overall visual quality of the game is extremely low as a result of these decisions.

There's no option to change the resolution and no useful graphics tweaks. There's no way to ensure this is running at the native resolution of your display. There's no guarantee this game will look right on any PC as a result of this hamfisted design decision.

The game features lazy low-polygon "retro" assets, making this look like a barely functional 3D game from the 1990s. It's unclear why the developers weren't able to arrange high quality, high polygon count contemporary assets for the game, and also irrelevant... what matters is that this looks bad as a result of their decisions, a compromise PC gamers shouldn't have to put up with.

The controls can't be customised, which will be an annoyance for many, but it can also render the game unplayable for differently-abled gamers.

These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game.

The poor quality of this game is reflected by how many people spent time with it. At the time of this review, SteamDB shows the all-time peak player number was only 2 players. This is a remarkably low number, and now, the only player activity occurs once or twice a month, presumably someone loading it up to see what it is then quickly uninstalling it. Considering there's over 120 million gamers on Steam and well over 50,000 games for gamers to choose from (over 9,000 completely free titles), the overwhelming lack of interest in this low quality game is to be expected.

"Doom of the Clawn" is relatively cheap at $1 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, this is impossible to recommend.

Note: Because this is more of a "joke" game, intended to draw attention from controversy or in the hopes of going viral because it's "so bad it's good" (but it isn't good at all), there's nothing here to offer to serious gamers. As usual, with most awful/joke games, all the comedians come out of the woodwork. The vast majority of the reviews for this game are joke reviews, such as "this game cured my cancer, saved my marriage, changed my life" etc. Because most of the reviews are as insincere as the game itself is, the positive review score for this game should be disregarded.

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Valve have marked this game as "Profile Features Limited" at the time of this review. This is usually caused by poor sales figures and low community acceptance for the game (to date). Until this status changes, this game will not give you +1 to your Game Collector badge count, appear in profile achievements or any other Steam meta-accomplishments, nor can it be displayed in some profile showcases. If these factors are important to you, it may be worth holding off before buying this game.