i got in trouble for playing crusader kings 3

[🌸 川上 富江 💕]

okay so funny story time.
i recently played crusader kings 3 in a public internet cafe where they have specialized PCs that can play video games with dedicated graphics cards and all. most people there play fps games like fortnite and overwatch for a lan party. but because i’m an autistic nerd who likes staring at maps for many hours in a day, i was the only one playing ck3.
in one play through, i was playing as an ænglish adamite character mainly because i wanted concubines or multiple spouses to get max number of children for my dynasty without the -40 relations hit.
while playing this game, a pop up appeared on screen showing my character’s wife just had a newborn son. but because my character’s entire family are adamites, the pop up of course showed the woman completely topless.
just as my luck would have it, an employee of the internet cafe just so happened to pass by and notice the simulated topless woman on the computer screen. i didn’t know he was there until he tapped me on the shoulder and told me hentai video games and adult content were not allowed to be played in the internet cafe. i was so embarrassed because it was an awkward moment yet cringing at the same time because my guy literally confused crusader kings 3, for a hentai video game. all because he saw booba, he instantly thinks it’s porn.
ever since then, i had to completely start a new play through and went back to playing as the boring, vanilla catholic characters because i didn’t want to risk being kicked out.
the end.

[The Quiet Cab]

I didn't know internet cafes are still a thing. Where are you from?

[P.S.]

Damn. I salute you for enduring the pain for all us Adamites out there

[🌸 川上 富江 💕]

Originally posted by Uffty:

I didn't know internet cafes are still a thing. Where are you from?

i was visiting korea on a trip. over there internet cafes are called pc bang, but still serve the same purpose. apparently in south korea, pornography is illegal by law in that country, so i unintentionally broke the country’s laws i was staying in

[The Quiet Cab]

Originally posted by 🌸 川上 富江 💕:

Originally posted by Uffty:

I didn't know internet cafes are still a thing. Where are you from?

i was visiting korea on a trip. over there internet cafes are called pc bang, but still serve the same purpose. apparently in south korea, pornography is illegal by law in that country, so i unintentionally broke the country’s laws i was staying in

Korea. Interesting. I can't imagine playing this game in public - i would completely lose track of time - and yell, as I usually do when my gifted first born son dies tragically at the age of 9 while playing with other nobles kids.

[Razorblade]

There's an option to disable Nudity in the game's settings; everyone who should be naked will just wear ye olde pajamas instead.

[Sputnik]

OK, I think I'm getting the hang of the ethical system now:
Healthy human flesh - that's a discomforting perversion
Bullet wounds and explosive dismemberment - now that's wholesome entertainment!

Earthlings are weird