Crusader Kings III

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Why are all women so ugly?
The middle ages must have really sucked.
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İlk olarak World's Coolest Old Guy tarafından gönderildi:
İlk olarak exchoochoo tarafından gönderildi:
A wise man said to me once: do you know why women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

If women today didn't wear any makeup, appearances would crater big time. Most women won't leave the house not made up.

In the game, no women are made up. Ergo, they look rather plain. Not too many girls look great without makeup, but some do. Some REALLY do. LOL

I actually disagree with this and find women are more attractive when they forego all of that nonsense, as the little things that make them distinct show. I recognize I'm in the extreme minority on this, however.
That's the problem, so many women slap so much makeup on their face that they look ugly without it (Not to mention the damage makeup does to the face itself). Meanwhile all the girls who never wear makeup look perfectly normal, they don't have moment where expectations are shattered after a shower.
İlk olarak Bordric tarafından gönderildi:
When you kiss a girl on the cheek and your lips taste like chemicals for an hour! No thanks :)
You must be kissing some cheap girls
İlk olarak PRISSY tarafından gönderildi:
İlk olarak Bordric tarafından gönderildi:
When you kiss a girl on the cheek and your lips taste like chemicals for an hour! No thanks :)
You must be kissing some cheap girls
lmaoooooo
İlk olarak BoydofZINJ tarafından gönderildi:
There was no make up or enhancement surgery. Until recently, in breeding - which tends to lower both the genetic pool and looks - was rampant. Many royals would marry to a cousin and sometimes that would cause your looks to... well... not be a factor. Historically speaking, men started to breed with good looking wives versus any wife recently in the time lines. Also, your view of what is good looking is an opinion. I bet if you could time travel your great grand father would be asking who the foxy ladies were.
Women who think theyre attractive by dressing up like clowns need to run away and join the circus.
İlk olarak World's Coolest Old Guy tarafından gönderildi:
What was that? All the women were ugly? Did I hear that right?

Sorry, I can't hear you over all the perfectly attractive women laughing hysterically.[i.imgur.com]

the dude in the bottom left ♥♥♥ looks like a Sims 4 character doing one of those poses.
Someone needs to mod this game and add some proper waifus.
İlk olarak Isotopesam tarafından gönderildi:
Someone needs to mod this game and add some proper waifus.
Just replace all 3d models with a gacha game .jpg
En son Alzar tarafından düzenlendi; 4 Eyl 2020 @ 22:07
İlk olarak Bahzi tarafından gönderildi:
İlk olarak BoydofZINJ tarafından gönderildi:
There was no make up or enhancement surgery. Until recently, in breeding - which tends to lower both the genetic pool and looks - was rampant. Many royals would marry to a cousin and sometimes that would cause your looks to... well... not be a factor. Historically speaking, men started to breed with good looking wives versus any wife recently in the time lines. Also, your view of what is good looking is an opinion. I bet if you could time travel your great grand father would be asking who the foxy ladies were.
Women who think theyre attractive by dressing up like clowns need to run away and join the circus.
please, none of the people in this thread get laid regularly enough to be so picky

most arent getting laid at all
İlk olarak Jaed tarafından gönderildi:
İlk olarak Bordric tarafından gönderildi:
When you kiss a girl on the cheek and your lips taste like chemicals for an hour! No thanks :)

Quit licking faces...


LOL can't help myself! "-10 with vassals for licking wives!"
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When you kiss a girl on the cheek and your lips taste like chemicals for an hour! No thanks :)
You must be kissing some cheap girls

We take what we can get bro!
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İlk olarak Bahzi tarafından gönderildi:
Women who think theyre attractive by dressing up like clowns need to run away and join the circus.
please, none of the people in this thread get laid regularly enough to be so picky

most arent getting laid at all
Oh, you!
İlk olarak Oh! tarafından gönderildi:
İlk olarak Bahzi tarafından gönderildi:
Women who think theyre attractive by dressing up like clowns need to run away and join the circus.
please, none of the people in this thread get laid regularly enough to be so picky

most arent getting laid at all

O look, someone who thinks getting laid is an uncommon feat. 7 billion mofos on this planet, believe me, they're almost all breeding something. Its not a feat.
https://i.imgur.com/AWTVq1s.png

Some are ugly. Some aren't. Depends on your ancestry.

(Another ancestry thing with women: breast size is genetic.)
En son Purodiusa tarafından düzenlendi; 4 Eyl 2020 @ 22:30
My only complaint is that many of the attractive women aren't considered 'pretty' or 'beautiful...' Though I guess beauty is subjective.
I think there are like only great looking very beautiful women. There should be something else too.
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