You want to quit video games, touch grass, get a gf and thought an idle game would help? WRONG! welcome to NGU Idle, the kitty stole all your free time :)

This game mixes the complexity of Realm grinder with the constant upgrade / rush of universal paperclips. it's 100% FREE TO PLAY, you don't need to spend a cent to finish it! there are no micro transactions, no ads, no nothing; there are just numbers ...and they go up!
TL;DR There are 3 stages of the game:

- Normal: fast paced , you unlock a lot of new stuff and you can actively feel your number go up get stronger with each rebirth! it's incredibly fun and rewards more active play.

- Evil: normal speed , you still have a lot of stuff to unlock but it starts to taper off! the game is slowly transitioning into idle, where you can't really min max with active play.

- Sadistic: S L O W ! ! ! the only time you will be zooming is when you complete a Hack day and the next 2 -3 rebirths you are "fast af boi!" Adventure mode is actually interesting now and you can actually fight monsters 2 zones above you with manual play. Each new zone you can idle / titan you can kill feels like a HUGE achievement.

There is a very active discord, a wiki and a few guides that can help you if you are wondering what's the best course of action.

I stated above that the game is 100% free to play, but found myself buying things not because i need it, but because of how good the game is and wanted to show my support it! In my opinion this is truly the best idle game out there, it's complex, yet easy to understand, it's long but you can see real progress, it has an ACTUAL story :O and a nice kitty :) on average i think it takes between 2 to 4 years to finish it depending on how hard you min max. (i'm still half way through sadistic after 3.5k hours lol).

secret bonus tip because you got this far! keep 2 copies Mr. Looty and the necklace in daycare!! max one and the other a lvl prior to maxing, they offer HUGE stats and it helps get through evil :D

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if you enjoy this game seek professional help (myself included)