How do you play Sportsboard? What are it's rules?

[Trobby]

Just curious about the popular new sport taking the country by storm.

[Al]

It's very simple. I can't believe you don't know? Where have you been?!
well luckily for you, you can find the rules tattooed on the back of the Mayor of Mornington Crescent.

[Trobby]

Now i have to find the Mayor of Mornington Crescent. And my passport has been confiscated.

[Mahkda]

It seems rather simple you have two opponents, a basket and a ping pong ball, each opponents take turn to throw the ball into the basket that is no less than 2 meters in front of them, if they launch the ball into the basket they lose a point, else they get a point.
Once during a game, a player can choose to imitate a bird to double its gain, but the opponent can counter by ringing a bell, in which case the player lose two points.
At a random point in a game a buzzer can be hear, in this case the players have to lie down, the fist one to move loses a point.
The last round is a mime one for added difficulty but standart rules apply, except you can't see the ball.
I don't remenber the exact lenght of an half time but during them there are dances that are noted on a scale of 1 to 10.
Your final score is the score you got through the game times the note you got at the dance
The winners are every person with a score superior or equal to zero

From what I have understood

[Zoned_out1037]

In the end, everyone wins!

[AABATTERY]

Sportsboard is basically any sport you don't personally get. I like Sportsboard because I don't get any sports - at all.