A question to hardcore Harry Potter fans: If Malus Darkblade was admitted to Hogwarts, what house would sorting hat put him in?

[Рапира Вампира]

Slytherin probably?

[Emilia Tempest]

He would likely start murking everyone once inside the school. Tzarkan is quite the mental challenge

[jonoliveira12]

There would be no wizarding school, in an universe with Chaos in it. Tzeentch would have a field year with all those casters, in a split second, yesterday, that the whole HP world would be feeling 20 years from then, with repercussions that travel back in time to the Stone Age.

Nothing in HP would survive anything in Warhammer. Even your average human in WH, is an extremist with a full curriculum on burning witches and heretics, as a side job.

[KoboldUtopian]

Originally posted by jonoliveira12:

There would be no wizarding school, in an universe with Chaos in it. Tzeentch would have a field year with all those casters, in a split second, yesterday, that the whole HP world would be feeling 20 years from then, with repercussions that travel back in time to the Stone Age.

Nothing in HP would survive anything in Warhammer. Even your average human in WH, is an extremist with a full curriculum on burning witches and heretics, as a side job.

Ah, but you are forgetting their amazing plot armor and retconning ability!

[jonoliveira12]

Originally posted by CoerciveUtopian:

Originally posted by jonoliveira12:

There would be no wizarding school, in an universe with Chaos in it. Tzeentch would have a field year with all those casters, in a split second, yesterday, that the whole HP world would be feeling 20 years from then, with repercussions that travel back in time to the Stone Age.

Nothing in HP would survive anything in Warhammer. Even your average human in WH, is an extremist with a full curriculum on burning witches and heretics, as a side job.

Ah, but you are forgetting their amazing plot armor and retconning ability!

Tzeentch can retcon harder than anything JK Rowling can come up with to virtue signal.

[KoboldUtopian]

Originally posted by Typharius:

Originally posted by jonoliveira12:

Tzeentch can retcon harder than anything JK Rowling can come up with to virtue signal.

Leave J.K alone! One of the few celebrities with the guts to speak truth and common sense.

"Stylistically ordinary, imaginatively derivative, and ethically rather mean-spirited."
-Ursula Le Guin describing J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series

[jonoliveira12]

Originally posted by Typharius:

Originally posted by jonoliveira12:

Tzeentch can retcon harder than anything JK Rowling can come up with to virtue signal.

Leave J.K alone! One of the few celebrities with the guts to speak truth and common sense.

She was a prog darling, and her book the only one they would read, until she felt what she advocated for, coming her way.
I have no sympathy for Rowling. Reap what you sow.

[Captain Baldy]

Originally posted by CoerciveUtopian:

Originally posted by Typharius:

Leave J.K alone! One of the few celebrities with the guts to speak truth and common sense.

"Stylistically ordinary, imaginatively derivative, and ethically rather mean-spirited."
-Ursula Le Guin describing J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series

[KoboldUtopian]

Originally posted by Typharius:

Originally posted by a mite of Nurgle:

A negative review, so what. I could find negative reviews for the greatest literary works with a Google search.

Granted the books are easy reading, and simplistic compared to high fantasy, but I like them. She created a pretty colourful and imaginative world. Furthermore the books got a hell of a lot of kids reading which is laudable.

I like her too, speaking up for women in this era of insanity we inhabit is something I respect.

A negative review from a grandmaster of scifi and fantasy and founder of the wizard school genre.

JK's books are very entertaining and the community that sprung up around them is amazing. It's a real shame that she is using a misunderstanding of middle school biology and going against evidence based medicine to foster violence against women in that community.


And to the OP, Malus would totally fit in with the "slaves are happy being slaves" Gryffindors.

[jonoliveira12]

All can say is:
I love when the Revolution eats it's children, and then dies out!

[Mollerz]

Originally posted by Typharius:

She's never fostered violence, and the absurd irony of your statement of misunderstanding biology truly typifies the insanity I was talking about.

It would appear you have a very limited definition of violence. No biggie, but you should know that violence isn't solely punching or shooting someone.

As an example, stochastic terrorism is violence without directly hitting someone in the face, but is no less violent.

[jonoliveira12]

Lol, stochastic violence.

[Mollerz]

Originally posted by Typharius:

Yes she reaped billions from the books she sowed.

If one thing the modern world has spotlighted in harsh light- money is not a metric of anything other than what it is.

It is not winning. Just look at Notch of minecraft fame. Dude has no end of money, and is still an incel.

[Zheppon]

hufflepuff probably

[Mollerz]

Originally posted by Typharius:

She's never engaged in that either, nothing she has ever said was hateful or inciting hatred.

Besides, violence is the end result of stochastic terrorism. You've conflated the definition. Something that's rife these days. No biggy.

I don't buy into the corruption of definitions that were never agreed to.

I mean I get it. It's a complex subject.

I gave you an example, not a literal statement, but it isn't surprising that eluded you. And it isn't about buying anything, but that is a very telling statement you feel that way.

I will leave you with this. It might seem intimidating, but education and knowledge is accessible to everyone pretty everyone for the first time on a global level. I know it can be hard to obtain knowledge and perspective, but I suggest starting very basic and then reading about these subjects as you go.

Unfortunately, it takes a bit of time on a personal level to do the work vs digging your heels in and discounting everything not in your purview which is the easy road.

It would appear you need it, so I bid you good luck!

[MrSoul]

Originally posted by BaronVonDoe:

hufflepuff probably