Orc Massage
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Orc Massage

ATTENTION MARKIPLIER FANS
I am here to put it out right now, this game is in early access, and ran by a dev team of about 9 guys. Most likely barely even half of those guys are active coders and animators and work more so on art and assets.

Most of the dev team doesn't speak english as well.

Why am I saying this? To temper's yall expectations.

We're nearing our first major update with the game which will add a new girl, as well as a plethora of new upgrade options. So bear with the slow progress and just enjoy from afar if you wish.

Either way enjoy your stay.
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nepnep-27 Aug 31, 2022 @ 2:48pm 
When will the first major update be out?
Bawkure Sep 1, 2022 @ 5:17pm 
Yeah, as someone who is a solo dev I can say, a game this scale with 9 people yeah there's bound to be some hiccups until they fix the bugs, please stay patient people this isn't a triple A company with unlimited resources, stick around for the long haul if you want to see this game achieve it's full potential
ToxicCalamari Sep 1, 2022 @ 5:42pm 
Originally posted by nepnep-27:
When will the first major update be out?
We don't have a clear date but it's around 95 to 99% completed at this point, so probably sometime within the month or next month if I had to guesstimate.

Also most of their devlogs/news posts they make to patreon and their twitter. AFAIK the patreon posts are free to access without paying.
VetOnTheVerge Sep 1, 2022 @ 6:40pm 
Originally posted by Friedrich Der Große:
Originally posted by nepnep-27:
When will the first major update be out?
We don't have a clear date but it's around 95 to 99% completed at this point, so probably sometime within the month or next month if I had to guesstimate.
Old programmer's joke...
The first 99% of the program takes 99% of the time.
The last 1% of the program takes the other 99% of the time.
Khaesho Sep 2, 2022 @ 8:26pm 
Originally posted by VetOnTheVerge:
Originally posted by Friedrich Der Große:
We don't have a clear date but it's around 95 to 99% completed at this point, so probably sometime within the month or next month if I had to guesstimate.
Old programmer's joke...
The first 99% of the program takes 99% of the time.
The last 1% of the program takes the other 99% of the time.
As someone who's only ever brushed shoulders with actual coding, I can 100% confirm this is true.

I program universal remotes. The 'First pass' takes like... half an hour sometimes. Then is an hour or more of customizing the UI, bug squashing, edge cases, testing... XD
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Date Posted: Aug 28, 2022 @ 8:53pm
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