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Since you asked, you can't have sex with that one old lady.
Elena (so far)
Heather (so far)
Derek (so far?)
Patrick (but ♥♥♥♥ that homophobe... and dude, what's wrong with a pink bed spread???)
Ash(ley)
Brown Boobs
Lunch Lady
Dany
Franz
Chad (well... I guess you can kinda ♥♥♥♥ him if you rat him out to the Ginger)
Tyballs (so far)
Tyballs' "Girlfriend" (I'll never eat watermelon again)
Tremolo (why engage in self-love when there are so many women willing to do the work for you)
None of the DIKs
Dr. Stephen Burke (just the cuck for that jack-ass)
None of the Alphas (all though the thing with Dawe's shake is ♥♥♥♥♥♥)
None of the Betas (outside of the funny non-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with Sally during D&D)
Dorm Receptionist Lady
Tennis receptionist lady
Waitress @ Prep's party
Pony tail guy at Prep's party
MC's mom (gross... I mean she's his mom... and also dead... though Lynette is definitely hot, so. maybe... wait, no! Just no!!!)
MC's dad (speculating this is because our MC has never met a condom he wasn't scared of and dad's stance is clear on their use... and maybe also because he's MC's dad.)
Lynette's friends (so far)... or their kids (except for one?)
Gramps (seriously? $5K and a diary is your way of remembering sweet Lynette's sacrifice in bringing the ultimate kickboxin', ♥♥♥♥ swingin', guitar playin' fixer-upper guy this side of the Pecos into the world??? Dude, get ♥♥♥♥♥♥)
Linda & the rest of the eating crew
Karen Rebecca Johnson
No teacher other than Jade and C... and Nora
Luis (thanks for the windows, my man!)
None of Jill's sushi-loving friends (so far... just saying, that one friend is both hot and seems like she'd be down for a side piece)
Other lady working at the grocery store not named Josy
Grocery store owner
Jackass son of grocery store owner whose name escapes me... Steve?
Bartender when you go out with Tommy (aka the worst maggot father ever).
Basically no dudes (thankfully)
Nobody not named Rose, Old Boobs, Madame Rose, Sandy, Lily, Cammy, Rio, Sarah, Melanie, Q, Sage, Jade, Cathy, Bella/Ice Queen, Jill, Maya, Josy, or Becky... or Nora.
Think that covers it.
EDIT: Thanks, Chamber! Forgot about the after-gym playtime with Nora (list also updated to qualify Tyballs' status, hahaha). Cheers!
Oooo, savage! +1
Nora is possible in saison 2 ; so that will probably make the MC life interesting in his futur science studies lol