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I wonder if you are doing some kind of alternate reality game, or if this is just the Media and Press release infos?
1 Day Later
News Lady: "Breaking news, just ten minutes ago at a Dolos AEC press conference they had these stunning revelations for us"
Dolos AEC Speaker: "We can now with 100% confidence say that the explosion of the moon was due to interference from the mythical creature known as the Tooth Fairy and was with 100% confidence not our engines fault."
Someone from the Press: "You expect us to be dumb enough to believe that the moon exploding was due to mythical creatures?"
[20 Seconds of Pure Silence.]
Dolos AEC Speaker: "Yes...No further questions for tonight. Security please escort our guests to the front door."
News Lady: "In other news 25% of the world has broken out into rioting all demanding that all mythical creatures are captured and punished for the destruction of the moon."
Supreme Court: "And how do you plead?"
Tooth Fairy: "Not guilty!"
(Somewhere in the back rows, eating popcorn)
DOLOS Employee: "Booooo!"