I hate the brainless monkeys i play with

[MICHEAL]

Every single game that needs a teammate or the littlest bit of cooperation is infurtiating. Seesaws is filled with monkeys jumping on typewriters that somehow i end up playing with.

[Moist Cat]

For real, I always get matched with people who have never played a game in their life.

[Sarge the Doggo]

Originally posted by MICHEAL:

Every single game that needs a teammate or the littlest bit of cooperation is infurtiating. Seesaws is filled with monkeys jumping on typewriters that somehow i end up playing with.

Hey come on now, monkeys are pretty smart animals, as they say put enough monkeys in a room with typewriters they can write Shakespeare. I bet if a monkey actually played this they could win a crown or two. Humans on the other hand. Oooof.

[Mercy]

Facts

[J]

anything is better than being put into a squad match by yourself with 0 chance to win the first round lol

Ok I take that back, I'm atm in a "Squad" with 1 other person who can't even complete the first part of Knight fever and keeps falling off the map lol.

I'm suspecting these people are probably small children on the switch, so I can't really be mad at them for it.

[MICHEAL]

Originally posted by Jeje:

anything is better than being put into a squad match by yourself with 0 chance to win the first round lol

Ok I take that back, I'm atm in a "Squad" with 1 other person who can't even complete the first part of Knight fever and keeps falling off the map lol.

I'm suspecting these people are probably small children on the switch, so I can't really be mad at them for it.

I can be mad at them for it. I hate children with there sticky little switches and aggresivly annoying stick drift.

[a41leslie]

Originally posted by Loaf Cat:

For real, I always get matched with people who have never played a game in their life.

I don't believe skill-based matchmaking is being used in other than solo matches because how can a seasoned player not know to go through the door that is already crashed in by all the other beans who have crossed the finish line watching your teammate try to crash all the other doors instead of going through the open door. Or who quite literally haven't figured out how to jump over the threshhold. I was once a new player so I know it takes time but I thought the newer Matchmaking would help alleviate that.

[J]

Originally posted by a41leslie:

Originally posted by Loaf Cat:

For real, I always get matched with people who have never played a game in their life.

I don't believe skill-based matchmaking is being used in other than solo matches because how can a seasoned player not know to go through the door that is already crashed in by all the other beans who have crossed the finish line watching your teammate try to crash all the other doors instead of going through the open door. Or who quite literally haven't figured out how to jump over the threshhold. I was once a new player so I know it takes time but I thought the newer Matchmaking would help alleviate that.

Oh I didn't know Full Guys had actual matchmaking for solo LOL, I thought it was just all random.

[J]

Hey did y'all try playing without crossplay matchmaking turned on? didn't know u could turn it off lol

I'm about to give it a try right now, but idk if it only counts people on Steam or PC as a whole lol.

edit: Ok nobody plays with crossplay turned off lol, unable to find a match with all modes selected, I queued for 7 minutes, guess I didn't find the answer lol.

[Moist Cat]

Originally posted by a41leslie:

Originally posted by Loaf Cat:

For real, I always get matched with people who have never played a game in their life.

I don't believe skill-based matchmaking is being used in other than solo matches because how can a seasoned player not know to go through the door that is already crashed in by all the other beans who have crossed the finish line watching your teammate try to crash all the other doors instead of going through the open door. Or who quite literally haven't figured out how to jump over the threshhold. I was once a new player so I know it takes time but I thought the newer Matchmaking would help alleviate that.

Yes, SBMM Is only in Solos.

[honeydew]

lol then make friends and play in a group. i think its hilarious playing with people who have no idea whats going, taking their first baby steps into fall guys. come on.

[Fish]

Originally posted by 🌸 bebi 🌸:

lol then make friends and play in a group. i think its hilarious playing with people who have no idea whats going, taking their first baby steps into fall guys. come on.

3 manning into squads and watching the fourth stumble around like a toddler on substances is always funny

[Glokta]

You're playing a kids game.

[Talesin]

Yeah squad games when you don't have any friends playing is really hard.

I had the get 4 silver medals in squad games quest the other day, and spent hours doing it because i kept getting 1st to 5th place and still my squad got eliminated round 1.........
And the quest doesn't count when you get eliminated.

Oh and it makes sense that solo has matchmaking, because its so hard compared to squad.
I kept wondering why i didn't see any noobs in solo like i do in squads.

[a41leslie]

Originally posted by 🌸 bebi 🌸:

lol then make friends and play in a group. i think its hilarious playing with people who have no idea whats going, taking their first baby steps into fall guys. come on.

It only helps when they want to play every time you do. I have a regular DUO partner but I have more time to play than they do. We used to pick up two decent randoms for squads before FTP.