Why isn't there a HOT female companion??

[Phosphoryl]

Larian Studios. HOT female companions prominently displayed on the boxcover and artwork sells tabletop inspired video games. We all know this.

Consider the history of Bioware:

Baldur's Gate I: Imoen. Skie. Viconia.
Baldur's Gate II: Imoen. Edwina. Viconia.

Dragon Age I: MORRIGAN. <3

Knights of the Old Republic I: Bastila Shan.

Now look at RPG games that sold poorly:

Dragon Age II: ? I don't remember any hot girls there.
KOTOR II: Kreia? Old hag.

You MUST put a hot, knockout woman into the main game in order for it to sell well. I am expecting a fine babe to be available in Act II if you expect my hard-earned $60.

Thank you!

[Alastor]

DA2: Merrill was hot...

[Erothan]

Cause of the SJW ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, of course.

[fwoosh waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Dragon age 2 is filled with hot characters bro

You just have bad taste

[Brian Sirith]

Imoen??? Now I know you’re joking 😝

[Moga CMDR]

For shame. How did you miss Aribeth in NWN.

Not a companion though, but tons of art of her in posters, covers etc. I have at least 3 images of aribeth in my game room to this day. 2 different posters and the big fancy box.

[Necrosian]

Opprinnelig skrevet av Aarkethrix:

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Coward. Disgraceful. This is a D&D game. D&D players don’t want your incel busty fantasy women.

We are real men.

We ♥♥♥♥ dragons.

Roll charisma and then CIRCUMFERENCE!

[Hanok]

Opprinnelig skrevet av Aarkethrix:

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Coward. Disgraceful. This is a D&D game. D&D players don’t want your incel busty fantasy women.

We are real men.

We ♥♥♥♥ dragons.

O.o

[Hades]

If not mistaken more origin characters to come as classes are added

[Phosphoryl]

Opprinnelig skrevet av Guild Sweetheart:

For shame. How did you miss Aribeth in NWN.

Not a companion though, but tons of art of her in posters, covers etc. I have at least 3 images of aribeth in my game room to this day. 2 different posters and the big fancy box.

Yes! Apologies, I completely forgot to reference NWN in my haste. Thank you for this addition!

[Phosphoryl]

Opprinnelig skrevet av Brian Sirith:

Imoen??? Now I know you’re joking 😝

Imoen voice actress Melissa Disney sounded HOT. You think I would mess around with Jon Irenicus if Imoen wasn't smoking hot?

She has that girl-next-door vibe.

[Brian Sirith]

Opprinnelig skrevet av Guild Sweetheart:

For shame. How did you miss Aribeth in NWN.

Not a companion though, but tons of art of her in posters, covers etc. I have at least 3 images of aribeth in my game room to this day. 2 different posters and the big fancy box.

Aaaaargh!!! Aribeth is {%^^<|>$$<###^*|~>#! and her corpse is rotting away where my paladin killed her. At least she stopped whining after that. Useless excuse a paladin.

@phos didn’t think her hot. never used her :)

[Phosphoryl]

Opprinnelig skrevet av Alastor:

DA2: Merrill was hot...

No way, she was a sickly, pasty girl.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: thick, buttery, and SMOKING HOT.

[Dust]

The modern RPG audience, everybody.

[L30R0D]

Ah here comes the epic gamers

[Spooky]

Opprinnelig skrevet av Phosphoryl:

KOTOR II: Kreia? Old hag.

Visas, Handmaiden.