5/10 Very Average, Not Even Good

[𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕝𝕖]

Tell me what you think of this review, if you agree or not im curious.

https://steamcommunity.com/id/midnightushiro/recommended/1086940?snr=1_5_9__402

[Grumpy]

Self insert usually means poor self esteem.

[Izlude]

Its not bad. Its vastly inferior to all the old Bioware rpgs so maybe like a 6 or a 7/10. most games that come out lately seem to be like a 2 or a 3 so maybe its just the constant disappointment from them thats elevating what I grade this as. I dont think typically id give a game with a beyond broken third act this much leeway.

[Grumpy]

Originally posted by Philogosten:

Its not bad. Its vastly inferior to all the old Bioware rpgs so maybe like a 6 or a 7/10. most games that come out lately seem to be like a 2 or a 3 so maybe its just the constant disappointment from them thats elevating what I grade this as. I dont think typically id give a game with a beyond broken third act this much leeway.

Here comes someone who'll say otherwise or cheer you on, and go on go on.... And nothing will change, it's not like anyone is gonna change opinions.

[dannyj147]

You usually type long reviews but Remnant 2 just says Good doggo. What gives?

[Kafik]

The review is a stupid waste of time. Also the font you used to say it is satire is more annoying than the review and this thread combined.

[Baby Stalin]

Not bad, not good. Maybe a 5/10 to a 10/10 at best. Maybe 11/10 if you include the fact that there is good parts to it. but not 12/10 unless you consider the barrels are good. Am I good writer dad?

[Izlude]

Originally posted by Grumpy:

Originally posted by Philogosten:

Its not bad. Its vastly inferior to all the old Bioware rpgs so maybe like a 6 or a 7/10. most games that come out lately seem to be like a 2 or a 3 so maybe its just the constant disappointment from them thats elevating what I grade this as. I dont think typically id give a game with a beyond broken third act this much leeway.

Here comes someone who'll say otherwise or cheer you on, and go on go on.... And nothing will change, it's not like anyone is gonna change opinions.

yes conversations are conversations and not reality warping powers. Very smart would you like a cookie for figuring that out?

[Lord Adorable]

Originally posted by Baby Don't Hurt Me:

Not bad, not good. Maybe a 5/10 to a 10/10 at best. Maybe 11/10 if you include the fact that there is good parts to it. but not 12/10 unless you consider the barrels are good. Am I good writer dad?

I rate your review a Squid Sex Scene out of 10.

(That means it's better than OP's "review".)

[Grumpy]

Originally posted by Philogosten:

Originally posted by Grumpy:

Here comes someone who'll say otherwise or cheer you on, and go on go on.... And nothing will change, it's not like anyone is gonna change opinions.

yes conversations are conversations and not reality warping powers. Very smart would you like a cookie for figuring that out?

Why ,you want to follow my preferences on the internet?

[Laub]

"Often times i felt like i was backtracking here and there and back to A then B again because i would stumble across a small quest in the middle of a big quest in the middle of a secret quest that i happened to find along the way of a quest i was doing that connected to a quest 10 hours ago ... the pacing was way too much off the chain."

That is, what I like. Other people can play smaller games, I prefer something like this.

[KodeMonkey]

To improve the review's clarity and readability, the author could consider the following:

Commas: The review could benefit from more appropriate use of commas to separate clauses and items in a list.

Periods: The author should use periods at the end of sentences consistently. There are instances where periods are missing, like in the sentence, "I cant really recommend," which should be "I can't really recommend."

Sentence Structure: Some sentences in the review are quite long and could be divided into shorter, more concise sentences to improve readability.

The review the OP provided does contain some vulgar language, specifically when the reviewer mentions that the companions in the game "felt horny" and refers to them as "an option to **** if I wanted to." The use of such explicit language may not be suitable for all audiences and can affect the tone and professionalism of the review.

It's important for reviewers to use appropriate and respectful language when expressing their opinions, especially in a public or shared context. While it's okay to provide honest feedback, it's generally more constructive and respectful to describe aspects of a game or any other subject using clear and non-offensive language.

Using vulgar language can detract from the review's overall credibility and may make it less accessible to a wider audience. Constructive criticism and feedback can be effectively communicated without resorting to explicit or offensive terms.

I give the review a 5/10, Very Average, Not Even Good.

[The Rain King]

Originally posted by Philogosten:

Originally posted by Grumpy:

Here comes someone who'll say otherwise or cheer you on, and go on go on.... And nothing will change, it's not like anyone is gonna change opinions.

yes conversations are conversations and not reality warping powers. Very smart would you like a cookie for figuring that out?

Philogosten once again criticizing people while exhibiting his or her inability to write at even the grade school level. Your presentation denudes your statement of persuasive force. Maybe you are a savant? A brilliant intellect but haven't figured out how to use commas? Or to capitalize?

Maybe someone will give you a cookie someday for learning how to write?

[Frost]

trying too hard to be funny/10.

Double dipping into satire and serious discussion just comes off as cringe. Pick one and stop trying so hard.

[Lily]

The story has its cheese and some parts I'd consider are very anime, however what makes the story good is the characters and the characters are a cut above almost every character I've seen in any video game. The Subtle changes you can see in them and how far they will go and could go is extremely interesting and you see a lot of care put into how each of them react. Except for sending them back to camp, that part is a bit wonky except for one scene when you do in act 2 where it changes for that one time you send them back.

So, I understand not liking the story or the characters. Different strokes for different folks. But bland? Absolutely not. BF and I have been discussing the characters for over a month now because of how much depth there is there.

[𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕝𝕖]

Originally posted by KodeMonkey:

To improve the review's clarity and readability, the author could consider the following:

Commas: The review could benefit from more appropriate use of commas to separate clauses and items in a list.

Periods: The author should use periods at the end of sentences consistently. There are instances where periods are missing, like in the sentence, "I cant really recommend," which should be "I can't really recommend."

Sentence Structure: Some sentences in the review are quite long and could be divided into shorter, more concise sentences to improve readability.

The review the OP provided does contain some vulgar language, specifically when the reviewer mentions that the companions in the game "felt horny" and refers to them as "an option to **** if I wanted to." The use of such explicit language may not be suitable for all audiences and can affect the tone and professionalism of the review.

It's important for reviewers to use appropriate and respectful language when expressing their opinions, especially in a public or shared context. While it's okay to provide honest feedback, it's generally more constructive and respectful to describe aspects of a game or any other subject using clear and non-offensive language.

Using vulgar language can detract from the review's overall credibility and may make it less accessible to a wider audience. Constructive criticism and feedback can be effectively communicated without resorting to explicit or offensive terms.

I give the review a 5/10, Very Average, Not Even Good.

because i use grown up words and profanity doesnt mean its less of a review, its just in a different style than the suit and tie wearin mothertrucker