Sharess’ Caress is a joke

[Rusty Shackelford]

It’s hyped up to be this big Witcher 3 style brothel and there is no working prostitute in the whole establishment. The Drow and the green lady just do mind tricks to you. You’d think you’d be able to save the librarian and be the hero lol but she’s dead.

So in a game that’s supposed to be full of salacious action, the only brothel doesn’t have a single working prostitute and you get mind trick black screens.

[alex010300]

I do believe the prudes

Originally posted by BigJ:

Originally posted by Boon: Safeword:

This isn't a sex game. It's a game that has a few VERY mild sex scenes akin to the kind in a general R rated movie.

Minthara scene disagrees.

Yup her ones are porn

[DarthVishis]

Actually the most fun to be had in the game is with raphaels personal succubus, while your crew get to watch.

[Rabbit]

Originally posted by alex010300:

Originally posted by BigJ:

Minthara scene disagrees.

Yup her ones are porn

Maybe if you've never seen porn before I guess, but it's still hardly anything

[BigJ]

Originally posted by Boon: Safeword:

Originally posted by alex010300:

Yup her ones are porn

Maybe if you've never seen porn before I guess, but it's still hardly anything

Hardly anything, her lesbian sex scene shows EVERYTHING, wouldn't fly on TV.

Your point is still irrelevant, the game explored things as far as bestiality (half), but a brothel that has a bit of variety is too much?

[StarcraftJunkie]

Originally posted by Philogosten:

Ok I am smooth brained. I kept reading the words as "Shares Carress" and was like "thats a dumb name for a brothel"....I just realised the first word is Sharess and it rhymes.

And Sharess is the Faerunian deity of pleasure and lust, IIRC.

[Rabbit]

Originally posted by BigJ:

Originally posted by Boon: Safeword:

Maybe if you've never seen porn before I guess, but it's still hardly anything

Hardly anything, her lesbian sex scene shows EVERYTHING, wouldn't fly on TV.

Your point is still irrelevant, the game explored things as far as bestiality (half), but a brothel that has a bit of variety is too much?

Who cares what they'd show on TV? I compared it to an R rated movie. The game also doesn't have bestiality porn in it either.

[Coach the Roach]

Originally posted by Boon: Safeword:

Originally posted by Loyalist ✠:

What would you say to people who play fps shooting games? Go out and relieve themselves?

Your comment makes no sense

This isn't a sex game. It's a game that has a few VERY mild sex scenes akin to the kind in a general R rated movie.

That’s the point. Nobody said it is a “sex game”.
So why the insulting replies?

[BigJ]

Originally posted by Boon: Safeword:

Originally posted by BigJ:

Hardly anything, her lesbian sex scene shows EVERYTHING, wouldn't fly on TV.

Your point is still irrelevant, the game explored things as far as bestiality (half), but a brothel that has a bit of variety is too much?

Who cares what they'd show on TV? I compared it to an R rated movie. The game also doesn't have bestiality porn in it either.

Wouldn't fly to show ♥♥♥♥♥ on an R rated movie.

Who is asking for porn? People are asking for content already present across your companions...like Karlach surprise to be in the brothel.

[Rabbit]

Originally posted by Loyalist ✠:

Originally posted by Boon: Safeword:

This isn't a sex game. It's a game that has a few VERY mild sex scenes akin to the kind in a general R rated movie.

That’s the point. Nobody said it is a “sex game”.
So why the insulting replies?

You compared people playing a shooting game going out and shooting to people playing an rpg game going out and watching porn. Maybe don't make statements like that if you don't want people to point out that it didn't make sense.

[Rabbit]

Originally posted by BigJ:

Originally posted by Boon: Safeword:

Who cares what they'd show on TV? I compared it to an R rated movie. The game also doesn't have bestiality porn in it either.

Wouldn't fly to show ♥♥♥♥♥ on an R rated movie.

Who is asking for porn? People are asking for content already present across your companions...like Karlach surprise to be in the brothel.

You can literally filter for movies with that on IMDB, there are a lot.

and if you read the thread you'll see where and when porn came up and that I wasn't the one that insisted the game was porn.

[BeautifulFlowerField]

act 3 is just a space with a bunch of linear sidequests crammed into it - the immersion and detail of act 1 you're not going to find that anywhere

[BigJ]

Originally posted by Boon: Safeword:

Originally posted by BigJ:

Wouldn't fly to show ♥♥♥♥♥ on an R rated movie.

Who is asking for porn? People are asking for content already present across your companions...like Karlach surprise to be in the brothel.

You can literally filter for movies with that on IMDB, there are a lot.

and if you read the thread you'll see where and when porn came up and that I wasn't the one that insisted the game was porn.

Not available for me, oh well.

Op choice of words doesn't make the original post demand any less valid, but great attempts at derailing.

Now the game has a lot of implied sexual content...so it doesn't make sense for the brothel to have nothing but incest foursome and mind tricks.

[Rabbit]

Originally posted by BigJ:

Originally posted by Boon: Safeword:

You can literally filter for movies with that on IMDB, there are a lot.

and if you read the thread you'll see where and when porn came up and that I wasn't the one that insisted the game was porn.

Not available for me, oh well.

Op choice of words doesn't make the original post demand any less valid, but great attempts at derailing.

Now the game has a lot of implied sexual content...so it doesn't make sense for the brothel to have nothing but incest foursome and mind tricks.

That is also implied sexual content. It wasn't an attempt to derail, it was pointing out that expecting 'more' is silly.

[Agony_Aunt]

Originally posted by Loyalist ✠:

Originally posted by Agony_Aunt:

OP. have you considered relieving yourself by visiting adult websites instead?

What would you say to people who play fps shooting games? Go out and relieve themselves?

Your comment makes no sense

Don't be a silly billy. Killing people in RL is not good. Beating your meat harms nobody.

But hey, if OP wants to invite Mrs. Palm and her five lovely daughters to play BG3... well, i've heard of worse kinks.

[BigJ]

Originally posted by Boon: Safeword:

Originally posted by BigJ:

Not available for me, oh well.

Op choice of words doesn't make the original post demand any less valid, but great attempts at derailing.

Now the game has a lot of implied sexual content...so it doesn't make sense for the brothel to have nothing but incest foursome and mind tricks.

That is also implied sexual content. It wasn't an attempt to derail, it was pointing out that expecting 'more' is silly.

There's 2 scenes of thst content in the brothel... the game has msny, many more, why is the brothel lacking?