Sharess’ Caress is a joke

[Rusty Shackelford]

It’s hyped up to be this big Witcher 3 style brothel and there is no working prostitute in the whole establishment. The Drow and the green lady just do mind tricks to you. You’d think you’d be able to save the librarian and be the hero lol but she’s dead.

So in a game that’s supposed to be full of salacious action, the only brothel doesn’t have a single working prostitute and you get mind trick black screens.

[DeportedFetus]

It's a brothel of the mind and wallet and not a pleasure done for your genitals A-C

[Rusty Shackelford]

Originally posted by DeportedFetus:

It's a brothel of the mind and wallet and not a pleasure done for your genitals A-C

Good point I didn’t make! I didn’t even get to see my Genital A-D choices at the only brothel in the entire city

[McDeath]

instead of getting a reward or buff from the nymph that you save if you choose the right dialog i think its possible to have sexy-time lalalala (borat reference) instead of a tangible reward

[Rusty Shackelford]

Originally posted by McDeath:

instead of getting a reward or buff from the nymph that you save if you choose the right dialog i think its possible to have sexy-time lalalala (borat reference) instead of a tangible reward

The only dialogue that I should need at a brothel is my gold. Who do I pay gold to there for a love me long time experience

[DeportedFetus]

Maybe brother is a mistranslation from English to English and it's more akin to a inn or Dave and Buster's?

[Rusty Shackelford]

Originally posted by DeportedFetus:

Maybe brother is a mistranslation from English to English and it's more akin to a inn or Dave and Buster's?

There would be more action at my local Motel 6 than Sharess’ Caress

[Simbolic]

Yeah after I first encountered that place was thinking this going to get wild. Considering all the nudity and sex the game already had . Then to find out like nothing just a three way with a brother and sister or some single action with them. Which i didn't even bother with, really had no interest in it at all. Was expecting something similar to the Witcher 3 as well.

[DeportedFetus]

It's about as wild as me entering the building, walking around and walking out as there was nothing of interest

[Agony_Aunt]

OP. have you considered relieving yourself by visiting adult websites instead?

[BigJ]

No goblin romance
No dwarf romance
No Half orc romance
No minotaur romance
Nothing outside of bs in the brothel

The game is so front loaded, they forgor.

[Izlude]

Ok I am smooth brained. I kept reading the words as "Shares Carress" and was like "thats a dumb name for a brothel"....I just realised the first word is Sharess and it rhymes.

[Thaddeus]

Originally posted by Agony_Aunt:

OP. have you considered relieving yourself by visiting adult websites instead?

What would you say to people who play fps shooting games? Go out and relieve themselves?

Your comment makes no sense

[Rex is back, baby!]

Originally posted by Rusty Shackelford:

It’s hyped up to be this big Witcher 3 style brothel and there is no working prostitute in the whole establishment. The Drow and the green lady just do mind tricks to you. You’d think you’d be able to save the librarian and be the hero lol but she’s dead.

So in a game that’s supposed to be full of salacious action, the only brothel doesn’t have a single working prostitute and you get mind trick black screens.

Two words.
Mod. Potential.

[Rabbit]

Originally posted by Loyalist ✠:

Originally posted by Agony_Aunt:

OP. have you considered relieving yourself by visiting adult websites instead?

What would you say to people who play fps shooting games? Go out and relieve themselves?

Your comment makes no sense

This isn't a sex game. It's a game that has a few VERY mild sex scenes akin to the kind in a general R rated movie.

[BigJ]

Originally posted by Boon: Safeword:

Originally posted by Loyalist ✠:

What would you say to people who play fps shooting games? Go out and relieve themselves?

Your comment makes no sense

This isn't a sex game. It's a game that has a few VERY mild sex scenes akin to the kind in a general R rated movie.

Minthara scene disagrees.