Baldur's Gate 3

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PwnyHipster Aug 12, 2023 @ 4:26am
People who are mad about "bestiality" in DnD. You DO know how sorcerers come into existence right?
Someone with the Sorcerer class is a person with Dragon DNA in them. Guess that that means? It means at least one of their ancestors had sex with a dragon, doesn't even have to have been your parent.

Could be either your grandma or great grandpa who ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a dragon, and either your grandma got pregnant from the experience or your grandpa impregnated the dragon.

The point is stop being prudes over fiction.

Rightoids are such snowflakes.
Last edited by PwnyHipster; Aug 12, 2023 @ 5:04pm
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Djayc85 Aug 12, 2023 @ 4:28am 
That doesn't count because it wasn't a male vampire and a male Druid in wild shape.
It's a bad argument since Dragons can frequently have higher than 18 WIS and or WIS, can turn into humans and manipulate the human into bed. I received that info from a friend, I wouldn't know personally.

A bear that could turn into a human with 3 int would be the proper analogy in your context and thus get raped without consent by the person presumably with honey involved as a bribe so as not to trigger genital mutilations because the animal intellect bear would not know what is happening.

I am aware of druids with wild shape but I consider them of 3 intellect as well as they are obnoxious hippies that aren't even conscious of the deep and abiding allure of aurum. They also tend to collect unsavory parasites tending to spend time in fur based forms instead of superior reptilian scaled forms. Who does that.
Weird way to promote zoophilia.
You sound like those who use every kind of brain gymnastics to convince others that being a MAP is not considered p3d0philia.
Scrubwave Aug 12, 2023 @ 6:29am 
Originally posted by PoniBeatnik:
The point is stop being prudes over fiction.
Valuable message for larian since they're afraid of big bobs.
Originally posted by PoniBeatnik:
Someone with the Sorcerer class is a person with Dragon DNA in them. Guess that that means? It means at least one of their ancestors had sex with a dragon, doesn't even have to have been your parent.

Could be either your grandma or great grandpa who ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a dragon.

The point is stop being prudes over fiction.

This sounds like one of those arguments for 500 year old vampire girls....

"FBI OPEN UP!"
"She's 500 I swear!"
Last edited by Underprivileged White Male; Aug 12, 2023 @ 6:30am
Humble Aug 12, 2023 @ 6:33am 
Not all sorcerers are like that, some born gift without "bestiality", in some case some magic do Transmutation player that had some sort of dragon type, not necessarily thourght bestiality or mad scientist mix with dna to create monster.
I recalled, sorcerers draconic bloodline was supposed rare, even sorcerers without draconic bloodline is few yet not all same level/type. Wizard is more common than sorcerers, I assumed, but that was old gameplay rule lore for dnd, I don't know about 5 e lore rule. But this game is fantasy, not real, after all.
Last edited by Humble; Aug 12, 2023 @ 6:34am
Humble Aug 12, 2023 @ 6:40am 
Originally posted by Underprivileged White Male:
Originally posted by PoniBeatnik:
Someone with the Sorcerer class is a person with Dragon DNA in them. Guess that that means? It means at least one of their ancestors had sex with a dragon, doesn't even have to have been your parent.

Could be either your grandma or great grandpa who ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a dragon.

The point is stop being prudes over fiction.

This sounds like one of those arguments for 500 year old vampire girls....

"FBI OPEN UP!"
"She's 500 I swear!"
If we talk about real life in american, that 500 year old vampire girls, who however dating 500 year old vampire girls are and should be safe, there is no law said that you are not allowed sex with body look like girl, just a age, how old she is, since it's 500 year, it's safe, since law said 18 or older can sexual without trouble from law, if less than 18 year old, big trouble, but nothing said about look of body of girl, I recalled. that big difference.

Now Necrophilia? I'm petty sure there is law for that, but since that 500 year old vampire moving and alive, I guess it's not necrophila, but on other hand, if is real life, biggest question, many world want to know how it work and how she got immortality and vampire no less, depend how weak or powerful is vampire is, there is lot of government and corporations want to get on her for vampire and immortality unless she is not rare but common number of vampire, I guess it's depend.

Real question, vampire and human, is vampire are no longer part of humankind even they similar look like humankind but with fang, depend on version of vampire type, even vampire might live longer than human, ti's not true immortality, but again it's depend on version and what type power vampire had it and what weakness they had it or not had it,
Last edited by Humble; Aug 12, 2023 @ 6:43am
Insanity Factor Aug 12, 2023 @ 6:42am 
Originally posted by Goblin King Jareth:
It's a bad argument since Dragons can frequently have higher than 18 WIS and or WIS, can turn into humans and manipulate the human into bed. I received that info from a friend, I wouldn't know personally.

Is your friend a bard by any chance?
PwnyHipster Aug 12, 2023 @ 5:00pm 
Originally posted by Gordon:
Weird way to promote zoophilia.
You sound like those who use every kind of brain gymnastics to convince others that being a MAP is not considered p3d0philia.

1) Real bestiality is bad cus real animals don't have human mental capacity. Magic animals like Dragons in DnD are just as intelligent as and more often even smarter than humans, also the druid bear sex scene isn't even bestiality.

2) If you don't like it this much then leave. DnD isn't going to change their setting and lore just cus you're a snowflake who gets easily offended over fiction.

Originally posted by Underprivileged White Male:
Originally posted by PoniBeatnik:
Someone with the Sorcerer class is a person with Dragon DNA in them. Guess that that means? It means at least one of their ancestors had sex with a dragon, doesn't even have to have been your parent.

Could be either your grandma or great grandpa who ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a dragon.

The point is stop being prudes over fiction.

This sounds like one of those arguments for 500 year old vampire girls....

"FBI OPEN UP!"
"She's 500 I swear!"

So you're fine with someone having sex with a 500 year old vampire woman who looks like an adult? Isn't that necrophilia and also immoral by your standards.

Originally posted by Scrubwave:
Originally posted by PoniBeatnik:
The point is stop being prudes over fiction.
Valuable message for larian since they're afraid of big bobs.

Its their game and they can make it however you want. You're entitled to nothing, either play the game or don't.
Last edited by PwnyHipster; Aug 12, 2023 @ 5:03pm
Scrubwave Aug 12, 2023 @ 5:25pm 
I like how you don't even attempt to respond to what people say to you, merely side step it. Very cerebral move.
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Date Posted: Aug 12, 2023 @ 4:26am
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